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Aimless or not?

Fly, of all the places to go, you choose my left eye? #pithy #insects #random

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A Dozen

If my words ever hurt you, I promise,  I never meant to.

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Most of the time when standing still, my feet feel like running.

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Toss the Electoral College and replace it with a March Madness Bracket.

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It’s hard to be angry when listening to the “Humpty Dance” song.

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A Dozen

People who are easily upset are often the most difficult to please.

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Dinner always tastes so much better when someone makes it for you.

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There isn’t a need for scented trash bags, we know garbage smells.

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Leaving an empty toilet paper roll is like setting karma’s alarm clock.

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This whole country is just a bunch of addicts…see Pumpkin Spice.

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You are the only one who removes lint from the dryer screen.

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There’s no logical reason why nachos should not be considered breakfast food.

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Having air conditioning makes me a much more patient a tolerable person

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Man can not live on tacos alone, but I’d like to try.

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The comfort I have in losing has always hindered me from winning.

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I hate the sound of my voice…when there’s nothing to say.

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Not a “morning person”, but your still an asshole till tomorrow morning.

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