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The thing about nandermo's power dynamics is that is not about physical power
we hear "that's his boss" and automatically you have people saying "no, because Guillermo beat him twice" or "no, because Guillermo's a vampire hunter" and then you get lost debating whether he cheated or if Nandor was going all in or why was Guillermo running of him in S5 and that's... Not The Point
(I personally think they both could kill the other BUT they won't. They'll think about it and threaten to do it and then they'll risk their life for the other instead)
Nandor is his boss, it's true, but only because Guillermo let's him. because being Nandor's familiar (or bodyguard or whatever) means that Nandor needs him (it's nice to be wanted, remember? he calls him master and that also makes Nandor his), it means that he's indispensable. Nandor orders him around and Guillermo obeys bc 1) he likes to take care of him because he loves him and 2) he doesn't want Nandor to stop needing him. and it's not really bc of what he does, Nandor can survive without him, he did for centuries and their year apart BUT he's a mess without Guillermo, emotionally. because he loves him, too.
They're codependent assholes who weaponize the love they feel for each other. So, Nandor gets Guillermo to do what he says, and Guillermo gets Nandor to depend on him and live in fear he'll leave someday. It's never about who can win in a fight
(the real reason there was no confident slayer Guillermo in s5 is that he was afraid Nandor would hate him forever. he has no power over Nandor if Nandor doesn't love him. and in the end Nandor still did, so what did he do? he literally put his life in Guillermo's hands to win him back)
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This whole season was the Nandor loves Guillermo back season. He loves him so much. He adores him. We had so many moments, big and small.
He realized something was wrong and organized a birthday dinner.
He bought him a present (foot locker) that Guillermo used as a coffin.
He asked him for bedtime stories and enjoyed Guillermo doing his hair
He got so jealous of Laszlo getting a bit of attention that he flew to outer space
AND admitted he was only doing it to impress Guillermo.
He tried and failed to replace him with Alexander just because Guillermo didn't want to go to the gym with him
and THEN he still took him to the movies with him
When he got in trouble with the news he kept looking and calling for Guillermo and got so angry at him for not being there
How giddy and proud he sounded when he spoke about Guillermo killing a theater full of vampires just to save him
The way he pleaded for his life to the Baron
The way he clung to the Baron's cloak just to stop him
His ridiculous plan with Nadja to kidnap them both and negotiate
The fact he spent the whole episode doing EVERYTHING in his power to save him
And he was so relieved to find him safe and sound in his own coffin
His little speech when he was begging for the Baron at the end, just saying over and over that Guillermo was true and loyal
His safety blanket being one of Guillermo's sweaters
The little boop at the end
The fact that he had Guillermo's card memorized and could recite it (he probably has it saved somewhere)
"I know you better than anyone" and he proceeds to prove it in the last episode
The way he kept including Guillermo into the family dynamic all season
How he wanted to hunt with him and kept calling for him, first to hunt and then for help
His face when he found out he'd been betrayed
The fact he was the only one who'd thought about the Van Helsing DNA interacting with the vampiric transformation (because he'd thought about it so much beforehand)
The way he had to turn the heartbreak to anger
He was a scorned lover
Him destroying Guillermo's things (he destroyed the pillow)
All his dramatics
How he went back to Panera Bread to wait for him night after night
The way he realized he loved Guillermo too much to kill him
How for all his dramatics and threats, he knew from the begging how to get Guillermo to come to him and didn't do it until he knew he wasn't going to kill him
How he probably sat and hung out with Guillermo's mom for a while, probably making conversation
The fact he was looking at his baby pictures (because he's Guillermo's significant other and Sylvia could tell)
Him promising Guillermo he wasn't going to kill him. His word as a vampire, his word as a warrior (season 3 episode 1 parallels much?)
The way he formally introduced him as fully fledged member of the family to the other vampires
How he, again, was the only one who knew what Guillermo needed to complete his transformation
The fact he gave him human blood (he helped transform Guillermo in the end)
The way he knew, almost straight away, that Guillermo wasn't going to be happy as a vampire
How he tried to get the Djinn to fix it for him
How he managed to do WITHOUT the Djinn's help
How he made up a whole ceremony to turn him back
The way he asked Guillermo if he'd rather be a vampire or a human
How he killed Derek when Guillermo couldn't do it
The fact that he knew Guillermo so well that he had his old glasses ready for him
The way he comforted him in the end.
Last season's theme was be careful what you wish for and this one was just love.
And Nandor loves Guillermo so much. And he knows him, he knows him so well.
I think, I think we ARE getting Nandermo next year. There's no other way the show can go on. There's no other direction for these two characters to go.
Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.
His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.
What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.
His un-turning on the other hand.
Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.
GUILLERMO AND NANDOR WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) SEASON 5, EPISODE 10: EXIT INTERVIEW
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5.09 - 5.10
GUILLERMO AND NANDOR WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) SEASON 5, EPISODE 8: THE ROAST
#you construct intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of other men #quite literally
NANDOR & GUILLERMO What We Do in the Shadows 5.10
guillermo and nandor what we do in the shadows season 5, episode 3: pride parade
The way I screamed when I watched this scene. Bestie Nandor had proposed to Guillermo. Had he not be shoved by Laszlo into the wooden box and shipped to England, he would've been turned into a vampire. Nandor and Guillermo would've shared the same ancestral soil.
You all moved on but I’m still here.
You know they would be the most annoying couple ever.
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