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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: Well, I suppose a little. I'm no Mother Teresa that's for sure. I don't think she'd bartend at a strip club.

Eve: I'm currently getting roasted over burning ramen so if you can teach me to cook that's one less roasting I have to handle.

Eve: There's currently three dresses I'm debating between. It shouldn't be so hard but ugh there's going to be a professional photographer and I'm making a speech.

Eve: That goodness because I'm truly deprived of both as of late.

Oz: You bartend at a strip club? Is that new? Do you like it?

Oz: I'd love to be your teacher. And you did well with the gumbo. I can vouch for you.

Oz: Whoa, you're a VIP for this wedding? Show me?

Oz: Which do you want more? And what do you want food wise?

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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: If this is bad behavior I kind of like it. I'm not known to be bad.

Eve: If they tease its always in good spirits. We're a roasting pack.

Eve: You trust my eyes? That makes one of us! I think I've changed my mind about my outfit for this wedding like three times today alone.

Eve: Right now? Sex and food.

Oz: You aren't? Not even a little bit? I guess not. You've always been so kind and sweet. I admire that about you.

Oz: I can handle teasing.

Oz: I trust you. And your eyes. Oh, have you decided yet? What are the options?

Oz: I can provide both.

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📱 EVE, PENNY, DIMITRI

Eve: I have an extinguisher from that time I burnt ramen noodles so it's okay if there's a fire. We've got this covered, you can't get out of it. ;) And friendship is wonderful.

Eve: My pinterest wedding board seems to have a woodsy feeling. How's yours Dimi?

Eve: Oh, good golly. I see we're gonna be picky today. I'm sure Dimi is a better singer than I am so it would balance itself out. How would you like to propose then?

Dimitri: Friendship is perfect! And hey! We can set fires together! That's not a good thing, but we always have fun doing it! And how do you burn ramen?

Dimitri: Yeah, I do. And oh! That sounds adorable! Mine is very... royal like.

Dimitri: Oh yes. I'm an amazing singer. Remember that karaoke night, Penny? But yes, how would you like to do it?

Penny: I do love you both. Can we not set fires? I cannot get arrest right now. Yeah, how do you burn ramen? The instructions are so easy. I can't really talk too much shit. I think Demi burned cookies.

Penny: Woodsy and royal. Hm. Woodsy seems nice, since we are both marrying wolves.

Penny: I want it to be just us. Romantic. I... I think I love her, you know? I don't want it to be a spectacle. I've never done this before and it's a lot.

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📱 EVE, PENNY, DIMITRI

Eve: We haven't done anything! All I'm doing is chilling the wine and getting ready for a night of roasting you out of love. This is what we call friendship!

Eve: Oh, my god, you're ancient. It's like a cork board but on the internet. That makes sense right? You "pin" ideas on it for later.

Eve: So how do you want to propose? Hot air balloons? I'm sure we can find those somewhere. Oh, a gondola?! I dunno if they have those around here.

Dimitri: We aren't doing anything! Looks at us! We are angels! But oh yes. I got my wine ready. It's what she deserves, after all the things we roasted in this life.

Dimitri: That does make sense, yes. I don't use it much, but it is very practical for weddings. I have a whole board for mine.

Dimitri: Hot air balloons are a great idea! A gondola too. I can get one, but we will have to do the singing. Oh! What if you throw her a surprise party?!

Penny: We've literally roasted things. Fires tend to happen when we're together. But I mostly blame that we are powerful at spellcasting. I need a bottle to myself. Maybe two. Friendship sounds awful.

Penny: A cork board on the internet. I've heard of everything now. You do? Okay show me.

Penny: Hot air balloons have a lot of accidents and I want us to live until the wedding. This isn't Venice? No! You guys aren't singing to her. I want it to be romantic. She deserves a bit of romance. Why are we throwing a party?

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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: Okay, fine, you caught me. I'm more like the mom friend. I stop bad behavior, but this time Imma encourage it cause I like where this is going.

Eve: They're all pretty laid back and if they don't like they then they don't have my interests in mind.

Eve: I've seen the spell done once on a prom dress but I'm willing to try. The results might be mixed since I haven't practiced it. I'm free tomorrow morning if we wanna try our luck.

Eve: Maybe I don't want you to be respectful.

Oz: Is this bad behavior? Me being into you? I think it's something you should definitely encourage whatever it is.

Oz: Hey, stop it. They're your friends. I understand if they get prickly. I hope they do like me. I'm just saying.

Oz: Let's do it then. I need your eyes because you'll make sure I look alright. I trust you.

Oz: What do you want then, Eve?

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📱 EVE, PENNY, DIMITRI

Eve: It's good to meet you Dimi. I would love to, ney I need to, hear all of these stories.

Eve: Hush now, Penny. I had to flirt with the guy at the front desk to get this number. I'm shameless and this is going to be fun. :D

Eve: The verdict is out. Penny lives under a rock and doesn't know how to use pinterest. A flash mob is a brilliant idea. Whatcha got against flash mobs?

Dimitri: Oh, I will! I have many stories to share, and I'm eager to do so!

Dimitri: It's good to meet you too!

Dimitri: Oh wow. I never thought my best friend was this old! We need to change that right now.

Dimitri: And yes! What do you have against flash mobs? They are perfect!

Penny: Please don't do this to me. I've been through so much. Mostly because of the two of you.

Penny: First of all, I am old. So please be gentle with me. And no one has explained what it is??? Is it a website? Is it a game?

Penny: There's nothing wrong with a flash mob, but not to prose to Demi. She's special.

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📱 EVE, PENNY, DIMITRI

Eve: Dearest Dimitri, my name is Genevieve Decker. I'm a friend of Penelope Decker.

Eve: Penny wouldn't give me your number (so I had to stoop to asking front desk) because she thinks we would be too diabolical to her as a team. To which I say; Ha!

Eve: Would you like to join us for some wine and whining this weekend? We need to help this poor soul get her life together. She doesn't know what pinterest is or how to plan a proposal.

Dimitri: I'm a tad scared, with all this formality. But hello, Miss Decker. I'm Dimitri Niklav. A friend of Penny is a friend of mine, and you can call me Dimi, if you wish.

Dimitri: Yes. Penny doesn't like to introduce me to people. Something about having too many stories, I suppose. But Ha indeed! Nothing can stop us, as I'm sure Penny can see now.

Dimitri: Wait, did you say she doesn't know what pinterest is?

Dimitri: Penelope! Even my grandmother knows what pinterest is!

Dimitri: But for proposal, I suggest a FLASH MOB!

Penny: This is my worst fucking nightmare. Why is this happening? I'm a good person.

Penny: Why would I know what that is? I'm busy with the real world.

Penny: I'M NOT DOING A FLASH MOB TO PROPOSE TO MY WIFE.

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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: I live to encourage bad behavior.

Eve: Oh hush! They'll love you. All they want is to see me happy and for the record you make me very happy.

Eve: Of course I'll help you get a suit! They won't be able to tailor it super well since the wedding is tomorrow but that's what magic is for.

Eve: It looks like I might just have to. 😉

Oz: Is that the case?

Oz: I do? It's good to hear because you make me happy. But still. I've heard friends can be critical. It's okay if they don't like me. I'll learn to be better.

Oz: Wait, you can magic tailor my suit? When are you free? As long as I can find something that fits.

Oz: You don't gotta wink. It's like... I'll be respectful. Probably.

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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: It's cool; I'll just keep providing the shovels. 😉

Eve: They're a good group of folks and they'd love to meet you. I don't think you've got anything to worry about.

Eve: I guess I am! Whew, that's a relief. Sorry it's such short notice.

Eve: We're gonna work on that. You're gonna start finding positive affirmation sticky notes everywhere.

Oz: Don't encourage me.

Oz: I got a lot to worry about. You might not realize what a catch you are, but I definitely know. They might not like me, but I'm gonna do my best.

Oz: Don't ever apologize. I'd drop everything to be with you. Will you... help me get a suit? I dunno how they should look.

Oz: Oh yeah? That mean you're gonna be staying in my room more often?

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OZ 📱 EVE

Eve: Now that's an interesting kink. I'll definitely let you take the lead on that one.

Eve: Witches have covens, but I'm not exactly close with mine. My friend Avery, he's a werewolf too, he says we're a pack now. I like to call us a squad. Coven, pack, squad...whatever. We're family at the end of the day.

Eve: As for Sunday, my friend Teddy's getting married! I could use a wedding date if you'd like to accompany me?

Eve: You are good, Oz! Don't doubt that for one minute.

Oz: I keep digging a hole, don't I?

Oz: I like that. It sounds far better than my old pack. I like the idea that a pack or family can be who you choose. I ain't had one in a long time. I know... I'm not real outgoing, but I'd like to meet your friends.

Oz: You asking me out on a date? I accept by the way. I'd love to be your date. I'll have to get a suit.

Oz: I do most days. But I feel the same way about you.

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Romeo 📱 Riley

Romeo: Yes, of course!

Romeo: Your witch, huh? And not really? Perhaps you should ask Freyja, she is older. But that never happened to me. Are you sure you are alright?

Romeo: I mean, what exactly happens?

Riley: Then I'd like to meet Thor immediately.

Riley: Yes, is she not my witch? Who is Freyja? And someone is older than you? I find that unlikely. Yes? I'm fine.

Riley: Oh... uh.... my fangs come out?

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ATTICUS 📱 DIANA

Diana: Oh it's more what happens afterwards that I'm a fan of.

Diana: You are and you've got a lifetime to not forget it.

Diana: Yes I do. It's in the mum code that I have to traumatise her at least twice a week.

Atticus: You can say you want to fuck me, Di. We are grown adults.

Atticus: I don't think I ever could. But I dig the confidence.

Atticus: I can't believe I'm in on it now.

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“I know I never say it, but…thanks.” (darcy x billy)

         A tiny shrug follows her thanks and he’s eternally grateful he can’t blush. It would throw off his calmness at her words. It’s already hard enough to maintain his cool around her as is. “You don’t need to say it, Darce. I get it. But you’re welcome. I’ll always be here and not just because the council said I have to be.” Unable to help himself, he clears his throat and studies the flooring he’s standing on. 

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PENNY 📱 EVE

Eve: Thank you! We can def celebrate with drinks this weekend. You don't need a proposal plan but if you want to look for one pinterest is a good place to start.

Eve: I can be covert! Now you're making me paranoid that he noticed me checking him out.

Eve: You're the worst, Penelope! Literally Satan.

Penny: Let's do it. I'm down for any type of celebration. And now I definitely need a drink because I'm stressing out. What if she wants to wait? Which is valid! What is pinterest?

Penny: And? So what if he did?

Penny: How? And stop being romantic.

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icymagic:

There was a smug look on Lena’s face as she listened to him speak, shaking her head. “I only killed four of them. Wait no, five. Six if you want to count the old one who had a heart attack whilst I was still married to him.” Though she hadn’t caused that herself, if Lena had been able to cause something like that she sure as hell would have over the years. “Other than that I just faked my death and disappeared. It’s a lot less work that way.” She took a step forward, matching his, “I like to think so, after all. A woman needs to survive.”

        “Only four? That’s three more than I’m honestly into to. But I guess you can’t really kill me. Five...” He sighed and pressed the tips of his fingers into the bridge of his nose. He had no plans on dying anytime soon. In fact, he wanted to find a way to elongate his life. Death seemed like an inconvenience. “Can we please agree that you will not murder me or fake your own death? I may not be the husband you want or expect, but I have my benefits.” He looked at her and made sure he was standing up as straight as he could. “Yes, she does. You’ve done a fine job of that. Admirable. And if I wasn’t about to marry you, I’d be on board with the spouse murder.”