me, trying to make sense of this au
Barragan: the godfather basically. How dare you come to him on the day of his daughters wedding.
Loly Menoly and Circci: Barragan’s sugarbabies. Thots, but its cool.
Barragan’s fraccion: the polar bears from Zootopia
Shuhei: owns newspaper because this nerd loves the press. Apparently the all work here. This one just one of Hanataro’s jobs.
Kanoji: Superhero because of course he is.
Aizen: Corrupt cop, probably actually runs the mob so its fun I guess.
Gin and Tosen: other corrupt cops, Gin is undercover to stop Aizen’s nefariousness.
Wonderweiss: Adopted precious innocent child.
Starrk and Lilinette: Probably brother and sister, Starrk probably owns the bar to allow Lilinette in there.
Hiyori Nel and Mashiro: gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline, one swing ahead of the… bat. Basically street rats but it’s fine.
Ganju: runs a grocery store
Grimmjow: Runs a small gang. They are close. Out of high school.
Fraccion: Almost all out of high school except edgelord Di Roy over here in his skull and crossbones. Probably failing because he won’t go.
Hallibel: Super beautiful bartender, probably gets hit on a lot.
Apacci Sun-Sung and Mila Rose: come to stare at Hallibel’s beautiful face. Frustrated lesbians
Ulquiorra: Sadman, probably still working for Aizen.
Chad: Pro boxer, we’re all so proud of him. Handsome man.
Zommari: Not a pro boxer, apparently.
Renji: fashion disaster. skateboard punk apparently, hangs out with these two scrubs
Mizuiro and Keigo: Mizuiro is still salty and Keigo is still an adorable idiot.
Hachi: 5 star chief, deserves every star, feeds the homeless because he’s a good person.
Wild guesses: Shinji, hair stylist. Kensei, personal trainer. Rose, singer. Love, idk man a reviwer.
Kyoraku and Ukitake: rich businessmen. Ukitake has tuberculosis.
Lisa and Nanao: Lisa works for Kyoraku, Nanao is his ward.
Kiyone and Sentaro: maid and butler, also live in nurse and doctor.
Unohana: rich lady from nefarious background, acts innocent.
Hanataro’s second job, look at dem legs tho. Like seriously wtf.
Isane and Chojiro: Butler and maid.
Espada in general: Probably all work for Aizen. buuut…
Headcanons: Szayel is still a scientist and does some more… questionable research with the funds gained from his side job here.
Yammy: big ol’ muscle.
Aaroniero: ??? might just be Kaien with a mask
Luppi: Probably still in school tbh, way younger then the rest of the espada, surprisingly good at fighting multiple dudes at once.
Nnoitra: Probably just gets into fights all the time still, Tesla is still so tired of it.
These nerds are all still friends in high school, probably got drug into some bullllshit by Grimmjow or something and have to deal with it.
Rangiku, Yoruichi, and Orihime are singers.