EUGH

years on this goddamn hellsite no more original content; rbs only they/them

[contracts-are-bullshit]

Putting my favorite pistol in bed with me with its own little pillow and little blanket so it can continue to work well later

[contracts-are-bullshit]

Shot my finger off

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[orange-frog]

probably the worst tumblr post, for me, is that one short story about a person dying and meeting god, who then tells them that they are infact every human who has or will ever live and are slowly going through all those lives. Not because the story was particularly bad or anything but because now everytime i hear about some deeply fucked up shit happening to somebody im like damn... and im gonna have to do that too at some point...

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[fording-the-styx]

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[bruzum]

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[yesterdaysprint]

Dr. Sargent says women are growing masculine and men are becoming effeminate.

[iowntheworldandyou]