Hello, Zuko Here

hi i reblog funny memes and other things I vibe with // ffxiv sideblog: noble-sacrifices

[sacred-portal]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

[captain-price-returns]

[lamignonette]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[mircalla]

you've been summoned for july duty

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[depsidase]

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[captain-price-returns]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

Half of them are feds, but are off the clock.

[captain-price-returns]