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// Yes hello. This is Vinnie and I write a stubborn old man who sometimes nyoooooms away from his responsibilities. Like or reblog this post if you’re interested in interacting!!!!!!!!!

#// YEET #// his new blog #// a proper main blog #S E L F P R O M O

// This blog has officially moved!

#// I’ll be reblogging a promo #// maaaaybe tomorrow?? Idk???#// when I have time to make one #p s a

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// I’m moving Joseph to a main blog so I can give this wonderful man the attention he deserves. Like this post and I will follow you when the blog is ready.

#// cracks knuckles #// I'm finally going to work on the blog #tbdeleted

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// I’m moving Joseph to a main blog so I can give this wonderful man the attention he deserves. Like this post and I will follow you when the blog is ready.

#// I'll make the blog somewhere this week #// hopefully tomorrow or the day after tomorrow #p s a

// I’m moving Joseph to a main blog so I can give this wonderful man the attention he deserves. Like this post and I will follow you when the blog is ready.

#// aside of that #// side-blogs are also a bit difficult to keep track of #// it that makes sense #p s a

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// au in which Joseph is immortal and noone knows.

Everyone thinks that his health is going to get really bad soon but it never fucking happens.

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// Doctor: Steven, we thought he was going to need medicines by now but— *Watches Joseph do tricks on a goddamn unicycle.*

#// hdjsnxksmdnsk #o o c

// au in which Joseph is immortal and noone knows.

Everyone thinks that his health is going to get really bad soon but it never fucking happens.

#o o c #// also I'm planning on giving him his own main blog soon #// even if tumblr is turning into a mess #// old man deserves to get more attention

"mr. President! Look at this rock I found!" She holds up a fossil.

A gentle smile spreads on his lips as he looks at the object in her hands. “Oh that definitely is a wonderful rock. But did you know that it isn’t just a rock? Take a very good look at the shapes on it. What do you think that they look like?

#skullgruntdana #i c #// -answers 10 million years later-#// here is the old man being the most gentle person in the world

Joseph Stone, the dad who turns into everyone’s dad

#s h i t p o s t #// I'm emotional sorry #// anyway I'm kicking stuff into the queue

// I just looked through the quotes on his wikipage and uhhh

“But my grandfather, the president of Devon before me--”

Joseph’s dad never was the president of Devon and was most likely involved with the company in a different way.

#tbdeleted #// -chinhands- I wonder. . .#// how the fuck did I miss this

// -jumps into my drafts and askbox-

Time to answer an ask or maybe two

#// it's late but shit I suddenly want to write #// I probably should give him a main blog so I can join in with dash stuff #// and maybe be more active here #// hmmmmmmmmmmmm #tbdeleted #// because yeah the other main blog connected to this blog #// isn't really connected to this fandom so hmmmm

Joseph vc All these jokes kids come up with these days make me feel like I’ve been asleep for 20.000 years

#i c #// -comes here from time to time to make shitty jokes-#// someone come talk to me on discord about this old man yes

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Send “📖” to have my muse tell yours a fairytale, myth, or story!

#// basically #// old man is going to do what old people are good at #// tell stories about shit he has experienced #// I'm going to do my best to make the stories as funny as possible #// and hopefully make Steven go like '???????????' a few times #m e m e

#a few trainers offered to carry my groceries today #shut up I'm not old and fragile #I can do things myself #don't need help #carrying things myself wont kill me #i c #// Emma stop using the same fucking icons #// shut up I do what I want

// Joseph suddenly starting to use the words ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ just sounds hilarious to me

#// he looks like a person who just can't do it #// he just can't #// and that's why it's funny #// noone expects it #s h i t p o s t #// look at me shitposting instead of doing ic stuff--

Inboxcall!!

Like this for a child (probably 7-year old) Joseph in your askbox!!

#i n b o x c a l l #// since this is a side-blog they will be send on anon #// with the url of this blog added to the ask!#// also they will be send after I've had some of that good sleep #// I've always wanted to do something like this #// something turned him into a kid and now he's just running around probably. Idk.

sterlingsilverchampion:

He blinks when he enters his office with a hot cup of coffee in his hand. “…I asked if you wanted any sugar in your coffee, dad. If you didn’t want any, you could say no.”

Oh. “My apologies, Steven. Things have just been a little--” He’s getting too old for this job. Does that mean he’s going to retire? Never. His gaze returns to the papers on his desk. “But yes, I don’t want any.”

#slams face in the stack of papers #so violent #sterlingsilverchampion #i c

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