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luke.
cheers to fuckin’ THAT, mate. i just don’t want it to be ruinin’ your lives forever because… that just gives the robbers all the power, you know ? see, for a bit i was wonderin’ why were such good friends and now i remember… we’re the same fuckin’ person. it’s the girls especially who shouldn’t let this ruin their lives. sure, they went through the brunt of it, but if they become recluses ‘n shit, that’s just a shame, y’know ? it’ll take ‘em time, sure, but i think you’d be smart to encourage them both to get back out there. no. wait — maybe, ask me again in a few months and i have to leave ‘n go on tour. i already know sayin’ goodbye is gonna be hell. you can be me then.
you got a somethin’ strong nearby, hemmings ? that’s the shit i need, man, shots on COMMAND. but, uh, that’s easier than done. i’ll be side eyein’ every fucker who sends somethin’ to my girl at the bar, knowin’ how disrespectful they are. that’s just the way life is going to be until people screw their heads on, n’ well, it’ll be a fuckin’ while. seriously. such a shame, honestly, but you hit that shit on the head. i can’t convince ‘em to go out there, no, but i can stay by their sides n’ make sure everything’s good. like, i’m still in bits with this whole thing myself. just, you know, deep down inside. dude, really ? the good times are what i’m lookin’ for, not when you’re down in the dumps over long distance. wish ya’ luck though, man. it’s tough.
selena.
i feel like i kinda of HAVE to these days, you know ? i wasted so much time and the last thing i want to do is be in my 30 somethings realizing i spent my 20s crying. some life events come around to humble you and BOY have i learned the value of a breath. oh, they’re valid. mainly because you’re so fucking hot that i can’t tell you no. i’m surprised you were so… coy when you met me because wow, i was starting to think i needed to show up at our hotel room in my new fenty x savage lingerie. then i don’t know what gave you that push but boy.. did i enjoy our first night. but.. i really want that house. you did such a good job, baby. and honestly it’s MY night but moving in with you has been all i can think about. who knew lil ‘ole me would finally get her prince charming.
full of revelations these days, baby, PLEASE keep ‘em up. i swear, n’ i don’t know how you do it, but you get more n’ more inspirational by the day. shit, lay off for a couple of days. ‘m kidding, love, no one enjoys seein’ you over the moon than me. honestly. me ? so fuckin’ hot ? i don’t see that. i do, however, get that energy from a certain brunette. that’s it. i’m surprised you haven’t called me out on my bullshit yet, babe. you get this cool, calm n’ collected guy on the surface, yet i was practically meltin’ there next to you. it was, uh, definitely a night that i won’t ever forget. for, uh, multiple reasons. thank you, my love. i had us in mind throughout the entire time, which is probably why it just feels right to me. does this make you cinderella then ?
sofia.
it’s… a good thing sel and i don’t know what happened. we were probably so terrified, i — don’t even want to think about it. you and shawn must’ve been beside yourselves wondering where we are. i don’t think i’ll EVER forget the look on shawn’s face when he walked into my hospital room. i never, ever want to see that again. don’t say that, dacre. we all experienced hell. i don’t want to rate anyone’s pain like that. i’m just trying to move forward. day by day. it’s super hard to keep those thoughts at bay sometimes… but don’t worry. i’ll be dead before i ever stop trying. i have such a blessed life.
sucks to say, but i agree. you know, mostly cause it’d add onto the stress. it’s not a good feelin’ waking up in an empty bed, n’ it’s much, much worse when you’re in another country. if we were home then i’d vouch for a cute ‘lil diner trip, but there ? somethin’ just wasn’t adding up. never thought i’d be talkin’ about vacations so soon after THIS, but are you goin’ to hawaii ? my apologies, love, i’m just callin’ things how i see it. for sure though, i wouldn’t want the rest of your life to by stunted by this. ah, see, this is why you’re so fuckin’ inspirational. nothing stops you. it’s quite the sight to see, n’ i have goosebumps. send help.
selena.
wow, crazy because that’s what my mother always told me to do. treat people how you wish to be treated, there’s your golden ticket. and it just so happens to also be your golden ticket into my— never mind. i’m doing well, i promise. we’re off of… you know. and i feel like… that incident was a blessing and it reminded me that the LAST thing i need to be doing is getting high again. okay.. i just am really adamant about making sure i don’t make the same mistakes.. three times. i believe in second chances and not three times. if that’s the case then.. what works for you ? my fanbase is actually the sweetest group of angles and i don’t read comments often.. but i know they love you for me. good because you put my goofy ass in orbit and i love that for us. i know how hard it is to give someone else your heart after… something like that. so i appreciate that as well. i promise i will take care of it. i’m scared but now that this event is over tonight, we can sneak by and see it tonight… get on a plane to new york monday morning. sound good ? because i’m going to see this house regardless.
i’m not the slightest bit surprised, love. you, more than i anyone i know, live that out to its fullest potential n’ that’s ... quite the sight to see, i’ll tell you. didn’t know we needed tickets now. does that mean all my other trips were invalid ? i think we need to make up for all those times, yeah. right. brighter side is that we got it out of our systems, like, the experience n’ all. it’s over now. again, totally understandable, but i don’t want you to be in your head over it. just live in the moment, babe, spare yourself the bad thoughts. things are good, HELL, incredible between us. that’s what should matter. ah, see, how can i say no to that ? i’m just hoping you’re right cause another ‘ human shrek ’ comment will make me flip my lid. i’m more than honored to rep that i’m the inspiration behind your stand-up career, babe. straight to my resume. definitely wasn’t something i expected since we met under unorthodox circumstances. can i just say that you really put my time management skills to shame, my love. you planned out an entire night ‘n more within seconds. i’m stalling cause i’m nervous. anyway, uh, your wish is my command.
nicola.
i’m good —— no need to give myself even more of a reason to be paranoid when i’m alone at night …. says nicola peltz as she constantly binge watches criminal minds during the most ungodly hours ! you know, i think that’s the number one phrase that i hear the most from men … ‘ i’m not that kinda guy ‘ but they almost always end up being that guy. i believe you, though, just sharing a little too much about me apparently. alabama ? what good will it do you to claim alabama ? you might as well try your chances with the overpopulated streets of new york. kick some people out. make it your own. much love for the queen but my girl looks like she needs a break, a nice little ice cream cone or something. uh, no actually. i would’ve actually preferred to hit the books and become a major successful lawyer or something. don’t get me wrong —— hollywood’s amazing but a girl’s gotta live up to her potential. sometimes, i just feel like things could’ve gone differently for me. don’t you ever get that ?
ah, i think most humans are guilty of gettin’ themselves purposely worked up for no reason. conspiracy theories were never really my thing, no, but you can most likely catch me fillin’ my brain with that nonsense. alright, so how about i hit you with another cliche n’ say that i’m not like most men. but, uh, i would never say my thoughts out loud cause ... let’s be honest, who cares about my opinion ? no one. absolutely nothing, nicola, n’ that’s my point. it’s under fire right now, so not that many people will claim it. or, we can spare the effort since i already know how that’s going to go. two steps into new york n’ the worst will happen to me. she’s been at this thing for years, so maybe ice cream would really set her off good. can i see you personally deliver it to her ? allow me to commend you there, all that reading n’ my head would constantly be on a swivel. you have aspirations, which is more than what most people can say. be proud. actually ? always. one decision could’ve really changed everything for me. that’s wild.
selena.
you treat me like the smartest woman in the room and i stan. if you’re broken, you don’t have to stay broken. i live by that and everything else i’ve probably said while teary eyed and accepting an award. it is working.. just trust me on that much. i just want to make sure you’re aware. i think that was one thing i failed at in my last relationship. sometimes you get so caught up in the bad you forget why you’re even with someone. i never want to forget that with you. i do, but i don’t want you to be like that with me. hey ! it’s coming. you know that, you’ve already seen everything. you make me extremely happy, dac. i wouldn’t trade this for anything in the world. thank you. and i’m sorry that happened to you. sometimes people never get to cherish what they have when they have them. oh, really ? so are we moving into a personalized montgomery home ? i don’t think anything gets more homey than that.
i treat you how you deserved to be treated, baby. no doubt. i, personally, think everyone should really follow suit. good to know, considerin’ close to all that is words of wisdom. i stan it. agreed, my love, i want you to be okay. like, completely. totally. genuinely. all that. yeah, it’s completely understandable. you don’t have anythin’ to worry about out, sel. i’m serious. if we have to act clueless to get over everythin’ then we will. just as long as it works for us both. it’s going to take some gettin’ used to, i think. especially when you’re postin’ me n’ your fanbase is .... well, passionate. like every fanbase. i appreciate the love though, baby. i do. don’t thank me. this, us, is just somethin’ that will always make sense to me. you know ? there’s not a second of the day when i don’t trust you. you have my heart. n’ that’ something i gave up too frivolously with liv. i can’t spoil too much too quickly, no, but just know that literally all of my blood, sweat n’ tears went into this house. what’re we doing tomorrow ?
selena.
no ! just like a bunch of other things. your girl knows how to keep a hold on things. i don’t know, dude. some people think i’m as fragile as a piece of paper. i understand.. but i don’t. healthy is overrated. wait, i take that back. we LOVE being healthy. you haven’t been eating your humble pie lately and it shows but i clearly don’t mind nor do i care. i like you this way. confidence is sexy. thank you. where is my comedy career ? i’m tired of the music, time to do stand up. i do too… we need a cringy photo album at this point. blush away, baby boy. tough, yeah. but i owe everything i have to her.. except my happiness. i love her and she knows that.. i love hard but we also fight harder. so.. is THAT what happened ? did she cheat on you ? well… i get it. i guess i let her get into my head about it. so.. if you have any other ideas, let me know.
i, well ... you know what ? i really can’t argue with pure logic. it makes sense. people just take all the stuff written about you n’ expect a broken, phased girl, yet you’re provin’ ‘em otherwise. i shouldn’t be tellin’ you to simply forget about it, but if it’s workin’ then we should make it stick. thanks for pointin’ it out, miss gomez, i appreciate it more than anything. nonetheless, expect it soon cause it feels weird. attention makes me shrivel up. you KNOW this. um, hold on, you didn’t bust your ass on this album for no reason. give us the album n’ then go for it. we have a bunch of selfies too, so shutterfly ! here we come ! it might’ve not been all bad considerin’ i make ‘ya pretty happy. i make you happy, right ? i’m frazzled. either way, y’all are cute. it’s obvious. never thought i’d see the day, sel, but that’s it. yeah, figured. funny you said that cause remember i used to design n’ stuff ? well, what if i said i had a ‘lil something ?
selena.
i really don’t think it is. i’m a strong person, i’m aware. but that really should of put me back… by a lot. and here i am like it never happened and it’s truly due to you. it’s not even the entertainment or shit.. even the sex. it’s YOU. just how grounded and solid you are really keeps me calm when i want to… throw myself in the pool. that might be true, but your jokes are funny. just not as funny as mine ! there’s a solid reason. i’m glad i do.. a lot of negative things happen but i am so grateful for everything that we are together and have the potential to be. of course, then i’l be at every shoot. ah, as long as i was bringing in the money she didn’t care. yeah, i get exactly what you’re talking about. you sound like me when i got cheated on. so.. did you like the house ?
you aren’t going to let me live this down anytime soon, huh ? extremely strong. you didn’t need me to tell you that though, it’s obvious. but, uh, i wouldn’t necessarily say that it’s the healthiest way to go about it, but if it’s workin’ then we should stick to it. on the inside, i want to be right there with you .. the outside, however, is probably wearin’ my gucci slides. i need my humble pie. fine, fine, i’ll say it. you’re funnier than me. that actually hurt. straight out of a hallmark card, babygirl, and that’s why i cherish these moments to much. this is definitely a first. i, dacre montgomery, am shamelessly blushing. good, you can make sure they’re not stylin’ me in anything crazy. it happens. one of those pageant moms, huh ? must’ve been tough. nonetheless, y’all seem to be quite smitten with each other. yeah ? never thought she’d be the one to break my heart, but people will surprise you. speakin’ of surprises, i’m surprised you did. if anything, n’ i don’t mean this in a negative way, but it doesn’t scream you. it screams t.
sofia.
i think we can just chop that night up to… the worst night in all of our lives. because it was. even though sel and i can’t remember what exactly happened to us, the sense of security in EVERYTHING is just gone. it’s all fucked up, dacre. i don’t want to minimize what selena endured or what you did. we all just… are really lucky to still have each other and be okay. it’s the second time this has happened to us, you know. i just hope i’m not cursed. it’s starting to feel like maybe i am.
agreed. i didn’t go through nearly enough as you n’ selena did, no, but what i experienced on the other side kinda matches up. not by a whole lot, but you’d be surprised as to what fear of the unknown could do to someone. it’s DEFINITELY somethin’ that i don’t ever want to remember. like, ever. no way, sofia, if anything, i think it’s safe to say you’re the one who went through the most that day. did i lie ? no way. get those thoughts out of your head cause you aren’t doing yourself any good, love. just don’t stop trying.
luke.
no, we don’t have to talk about it or anythin’. unless you want to. i’m not the best person to come to when it comes to the heavy shit, anyways… but, uh, i still feel for the lot of you, really. my opinion might be a rare one here, but i think if you guys embrace the FEAR of what happened, you’re still lettin’ whoever did that have the power. ‘n i know it’s too early to be doin’ this now, but, you can’t let this take away your lives. listen — i’m too jealous of a man to be sharin’, even if you were technically in my body. no can do, mate. you’d fuck my man and i’d have to kick your ass… well… my ass, really.
the best way of gettin’ over it is actin’ like it never happened, man. besides, it’s a little too late for that. i promised myself to fuck the past, forget about the future n’ just live in the present. it got me this far, man, which must mean that i’m doing something right. as for the fear, well, that’s not really somethin’ i’m worried about … but for my girls ? hell yeah. i can defend myself, hemmings, can’t really say the same for sel n’ sofia. either way, we’re ALL tryin’ our hardest to stay sane here. c’mon, you wouldn’t ? not even for a good cause ? and here i thought that you were in it for the long run, luke. ‘m hurt.
selena.
you think that because of who you are as a person but i seriously am only giving you every ounce of credit that you do deserve. you have been my rock during this entire thing. and if it wasn’t for you and my go-to bible verses i would be shattered right now. trust me, making me smile means a lot more than you think. it reminds me that through everything.. i can still be okay. i just never thought i’d have someone like you in my life ? for so long i was just waiting for someone to love me like i deserved and you came. yeah, sure ! it’s only fair since i bring you to every single event of mine. exactly. i have to take advantage of these moments because i have no idea when another one is coming. no, i get it. i moved in with my ex when i was 18 so… trust me. but were things that bad.. with you and her ? okay, i’m glad you said that. because there’s a house in the hills that T and i have been looking at forever.
even then, sel, that’s putting way too much credit on me. if anything, you should be cheerin’ yourself for gettin’ to this point. you did this, n’ all i did was provide entertainment for the ride. and, well, fell in love with you in the process. i’ll try my hardest to keep the jokes going, but can i be honest ? i feel like you just laugh cause i’m already laughin’ through the punchline. anyway, i still think you’re puttin’ me on the highest pedestal for no reason, sel. honestly. either way, you have me. there’s no need to go looking. it’s hard smiling on command, which must be why i’m giving them my resting bitch face. so, uh, havin’ you in the corner of my eye would pretty much make it automatic. sixteen ? yeah, there’s no way in hell my mom would’ve allowed me ─── kinda jealous, but kinda thankful. not until the end. you think you know someone for two years n’ they just turn to be the complete opposite behind your back. crazy. uh, yeah ? let’s go.
direct message.
@shawnmendes: lmaoo very unlikely my friend. yeah, i just need to get my ass out of the house and back on the stage. oh.. has she had an issue before ? like.. you know, with giving into ... drugs ? i was about to say. i don't think this is the time to shoot a porn :/ but yeah, you're right.
@dacremontgomery: good. but hey, you'd tell me if you were feeling some type of way about me .. right? shawn, we're in hollywood, /everyone/ has said an issue with drugs before. everyone. lmao screw you for even having your head in the gutter. and no, mendes, not literally. i say we're overdue for a reunion, but something fucking safe. your house. doors locked. windows closed. gate locked. safety :)
selena.
it’s all because of you, honestly. i’m SO used to the crashing and burning and having the person around me crash and burn with me.. and no matter what happened you have continued to be the most grounded and influential person in my life right now. i love you. and i’ve never been more certain of you until now. aw, well that’s good. i’m happy about that. mhm, and if you ever lie to me again i might have to kill you. but this passes, you pass for this ONE time. i like these surprises. forget flowers, please surprise me with more pictures. i don’t want to be that girlfriend but i might have to frame it and put it next to my cover shoots. especially since you practically live with me. but hey.. let’s do it. i wanna buy a new house anyways. so let’s do it, together. this way we can hang both of our GQ shoots. this way.. home is home even when one of us is gone.
oh, no, don’t do THAT. you’re givin’ me way more credit than i deserve, baby. seriously. i just talk my ass off, try to make you smile here n’ there, then the rest is history. either way, that was definitely make me enough to make me forget about ... that situation n’ just focus on the present. that’s all i want. i love you, too, selena. more than anything. cross my heart, babygirl, there won’t be another lie comin’ out of me. it was a bummer not havin’ you by my side, so i’m personally requestin’ your presence for all oncoming shoots. if you want, of course. ah, the moment when my girlfriend has to frame my pictures cause i hate ‘em. not the pictures, but takin’ ‘em. you’re lucky is part of the job. not to bring up the past, or try to compare, but i’ve been down this before n’ .. i will admit that i’m skeptical, you know, as any logical person would ─── but i want this. i do. every doubt just melts away when i’m around you. so, uh, i’ve never been more ready for anythin’ in my life. no way jose, even still. i’m not myself without you.
nicola.
don’t worry, i rarely walk around alone. if it’s not a security team than it’s someone with enough muscle to make sure i’m okay. before you label me as high maintenance, people these days —— you can never be too sure, you know ? oh, well on the other hand, fall in love with new york city as much as you want. at this point, it’s everyone’s thing and i have no say over it …. i think it’s about time that perth welcomed in a fresh face, a new queen. your encouraging words of wisdom are truly touching me and ‘ don’t fuck this up ‘ has suddenly become my new life motto. i’ve been trained by controlling parental figures not to disappoint so …. but that’s what happens when you sleep on the grind, dacre. you’re welcome.
as you should, peltz, people are fuckin’ wild. seriously. flick on the news n’ there’s a million horror stories out there, which must explain why i don’t watch that shit anymore. i’m also very perplexed at the thought of me judgin’ you ... i’m not that kinda guy. i will, however, do you a solid n’ offer various solutions that i may have. but, uh, in this case, looks like you already have everything under control. it’s everyone’s thing ? okay, scratch that. i’m claimin’ alabama. queen elizabeth won’t appreciate you snatchin’ up her crown, meanwhile i’ve been longin’ for a new face. thank you, thank you. my mission is to touch n’ inspire people daily, man. you’re helpin’ out the cause. ah, the classic super strict parent upbringing. let me guess ─── you definitely had a rebel phase. right ?
selena.
i love that. see how easy that was ? we love staying positive in this house. do you guys like.. still talk and stuff ? because i feel like i’m the only one on earth who always makes a really good friend in every project i’m apart of. like david, timothee.. you get the picture. fuck, i almost forgot about that with.. everything that’s been going on. it has been and i saw your GQ cover mister secret keeper ! you look like a snack, can i say that ? regardless, i got so lucky to be able to say you’re mine. ugh, how you think of me couldn’t be more off but it is so flattering. oh, so now you’re complaining that it’s hot ? listen ! a little tan ain’t never hurt nobody. but considering… work is going to be piling up soon. we can go back home. i’m okay with it if you are.
i, honestly, don’t know how you’re doing it, but this whole positivity thing is definitely a good look for you. keep it up, babe. ah, shit, way to make me feel guilty. we may not talk everyday, but i’m constantly congratulatin’ them on their success n’ they’ll tweet at me. it’s a good ‘lil circle of camaraderie that we have. never in a million years did i think you would’ve feel for that ‘ press conference ’ excuse the other day, but i was over the moon that you did. so, uh, surprise. that’s better than my twitter dms, baby, so go for it. you ? me. i’m the luckiest man on earth n’ nothin’ can change that. well, as long as i have you, of course. i come in two colors, white n’ red. no middle. i’m either pale, or i’m burnt. and, to be quite honest, i can feel the sun burn comin’ along. i wanna do whatever you wanna do, love. home is wherever i'm with you.
selena.
don’t say was. the general public and i are still screaming for a sequel sir. ah, i’m sure we’ll find you a role sooner or later and i just hope that it’s batman. i know.. and i can’t help but feel like i wish i could of just spared you all of those tragic stories. but i wouldn’t be me if i didn’t make things depressing, right ? if it’s working then fine. okay, we can go tonight then. because you and i have a lot of traveling to do. there’s a cancer charity event this weekend and then we’re going to new york for work. think you’re up for it ?
fine, a maturin’ ranger in the making. how’s that ? i’m sure the gang is just itchin’ to get back together, so, we’ll see. hopefully my career reaches new heights after our little shindig, but if not then that’s okay. i mean, it’s been a meteoric rise for me since landin’ my first gig. crazy. it’s interestin’ n’ devastating at the same time, baby. a beautiful girl, purest soul, constantly being fucked over by those closest to her. a tragedy. nothin’ against texas cause it’s actually breathtaking, but i’m just excited to go somewhere where i won’t shrivel up like a raisin. so, uh, new york sounds fuckin’ swell.