Want a Cookie ?

I am also a licensed Therapist.

[dcxdp-baker]

Intro:

Hello. I bake cookies. I can bake other things if you request. I like to send cookies to other people 🍪

[animentality]

[dcxdp-baker]

ill keep that in mind

[dcxdp-baker]

is next month still going to be avarice or are we going to call it greed?

[dcxdp-baker]

one would think that gods or primordial beings would be smarter but alas we work on different moral compasses- so now the god of harvest is screaming her head of at the theft of her.. harvest yet does not care for her son as he weeps in isolation, banished because of making a snide comment about Songbird.

then again her mother would-

hm.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[bartallentheimpluse]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT HALEING IN FLORIDA? 😭

[dcxdp-baker]

Haha, oopsie?

[bartallentheimpluse]

WDYM OOPSIE😭

[dcxdp-baker]

In my absence, I may have potentially offended a celestial being who may control the weather in a meeting.

[bartallentheimpluse]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT HALEING IN FLORIDA? 😭

[dcxdp-baker]

Haha, oopsie?

[dcxdp-baker]

Hello

[dcxdp-baker]

Did Songbird’s mother just disguise herself as her brother and.. why is she wearing a jester- oh.

[mic-mak-paddy-wack]

ignore me today yall. shit's fucked in life stuff rn. considering a -cide of some kind. maybe homicide. maybe something else

[dcxdp-baker]

Apple cider?

🍾

[dcxdp-baker]

your a licensed therapist?

Beware that license was given to me by my coworker. I believe they mistook me for my clone (who is a therapist. not yet licensed since I "stole" it).

..

How did you know "I" was a licensed therapist..?

[the-lesche-sees]

Unconventional means of meddling seen by @dcxdp-baker

[dcxdp-baker]

Uh huh. But are you aware that people can see your hashtags?

And I don’t mean just me.

Everyone.

[casscain-w]

Want a Cookie ?

@dcxdp-baker

Yes, I want a cookie

[dcxdp-baker]

🍪🍪🍪

🫴

[gothams-problem-children]

”Okay how are these boomers getting on here? Some of you are as old or older than time. Go to a retirement home boomers.”

[dcxdp-baker]

I would if it weren’t for the fact that I’m stuck on babysitting S-

…We’ll leave it at that.

[starson-theshore]

Want a Cookie ?

@dcxdp-baker

Oh! Sure!

[dcxdp-baker]

🍪🍪🍪

🫴

[suns-blissful-gaze]

Want a Cookie ?

@dcxdp-baker

Oh! Sure, thank you, Sir.

[dcxdp-baker]

🍪🍪🍪

[the-lesche-sees]

@dcxdp-baker "open arms" looking ahh

[dcxdp-baker]

What.

[the-lesche-sees]

No please I've been forced by your apprentice to say this. Would you believe Herla over me? How could you.

[dcxdp-baker]

The fact you're pleading says enough.