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CONTACT: mini. ♥
RINGTONE: HEY BROTHER - AVICII.
sms, 10:01a. → hey, mini. busy today?sms, 10:02a. → come to the store with me.
Because why not ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
sms, 2:15p. → thats fucking hilarious i’m not even madsms, 2:16p. → whats their name are they hotsms, 2:17p. → you better fucking say yes don’t be sending me on a date w some ugly benefactor
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CONTACT: baby boy.
RINGTONE: SHUT UP & DANCE - WALK THE MOON.
sms, 6:01a. → good mooooorningsms, 6:05a. → you promised you’d come running with me so if you’re not up i’m coming to wake you upsms, 6:10a. → knOCK KNOCK BITCH IM COMING IN
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
sms, 6:15p. → neither if you’re not inviting me wtf, baby?? sms, 6:17p. → but if you are inviting me, i want both pls and thanks
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
sms, 9:54p. → SEND ME A PIC WTF?sms, 9:56p. → i mean regardless i probably agreesms, 10:05p. → also you’re drunk w/o me ?? where’s my INVITE ??? wth
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
sms, 4:56p. → rip :/sms, 4:58p. → hahaha rest in pizzasms, 5:01p. → ripp, rest in pieces, pizza.
leoxxsimmons:
“What view? I see absolutely nothing interesting and let me tell you, I’ve slept with some pretty hot men, and you? You’re nowhere close to that level.” He said inspecting the other as he arched an eyebrow up at him. No one was going to tell him what to do around here. That was why he came here in the first place. So that he could get away from his parents who were constantly telling him what to do and he wasn’t going to get that from people around here. “Why don’t you just fuckin’ move out of the way, babe? The whole world doesn’t revolve around you, honey. I hate to break it to you.” He said bluntly as he couldn’t help but roll his eyes. If there was one thing that people knew about Leo was that he didn’t take orders from anyone.
dox stayed quiet, his eyes closed as the other spoke, or rather complained, about dox’s yoga display. when he was finally done, dox opened his eyes again, a soft laugh coming from his lungs as he did. the more he processed what was just said to him, the more his laughter grew until his arms shook his body and he was almost forced to move into a new position. sitting up, he faced the man, a grin on his face as his laughter settled. “you must have low standards then, babe. i’m not saying i’m the worlds hottest man, but c’mon. look more clearly with those pretty eyes of yours.” he spoke smoothly, running a hand through his hair. “i know you’re trying to be all tough n’ mighty or whatever, but i’m kinda into it so it’s not really, you know, working.” he shrugged again, disregarding the others need to get around him as he returned to his previous position, his body bending easily back to where it was. “you should probably avoid getting all worked up again. it might turn me on.”
ejcmiem:
jamie was looking forward to spending the night in his apartment doing absolutely nothing. work was hectic as usual - the animal shelter finishing up an adoption fair - and jamie was fighting to keep his eyes awake. he both smelled and felt like an exhausted dog. his mind had wandered to a few classic shower thoughts ( without actually being in the shower ) as he opened the door to the front entrance. as his eyes adjusted to the figure blocking his path, he gave a deep sigh.
“wow i get front row seats to your one-man douche show.” jamie muttered, lifting a foot up as if he was going to kick the other man. “do you just wake up every morning and make it a goal to annoy the living shit out of everyone? you do have your own apartment, go fuck around in there where the innocent public doesn’t have to see you.”
“it’s your lucky day!” dox spoke, barley batting an eyelash at the others silent, and likely empty, threat. slowly letting his body down from the position he was in, he stayed rested on the floor, chin tiling up to look at jamie. “are your including yourself in the innocent public, jamie? you should really rethink that sentence.” dox smirked slightly, positioning his body so he was only barley out of the way of the others path. “if you remember, you’ve dated me, therefore you really shouldn’t be actin’ all bitchy about it. when have i ever gave a shit about anything?” it was true, but only in context. he was annoying, sure, but dox gave a shit about a lot of things, and deep down, he cared that he and jamie would probably never return to their once solid relationship. but on the outside? he remained indifferent. “anyway, i’m trying to do yoga so... you’re gonna have to find another way to where you’re trying to get to.
if you needed three words to describe dox, they would all be synonyms of the word ANNOYING, but he never seemed to care that people rolled their eyes constantly when he spoke. therefore, using the apartments main entrance as a YOGA PAD was, annoying; but very dox-like, and no one should be surprised. he didn’t feel like being in his apartment and he booked out his typical gym room for a zumba class ( that he almost attended ), so he decided to take over the main entrance instead; shirtless, sweaty, and in a strange yoga position. as he moved slightly, he head footsteps approach him, and a smile pulled over his lips, but his position remained. “if i’m in your way, you’re gonna have to enjoy the view for a another minute.” he spoke smoothly, his hair falling into his eyes slightly as he looked up at the person.
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.