Can you do Joseph’s (both normal Joseph and Cult!Joseph If ya can) reaction to his significant other being a satanist and wanting to enroll the kids in an after-school satan program?
i just recently played the cult ending myself which is p much why i’m answering this so quickly
regular joseph would be.... perplexed. mostly because it goes against everything he stands for! however, if you like it, it couldn’t be horrible, right? he’d want to have a discussion about it and see if you genuinely think it’d be a good idea to involve the kids in something like that (side note: after-school satan program is a big ol’ mood)
now on the other hand. cult joseph would be so very intrigued- whenever you ask, he’d have to keep down a little chuckle. he’d think about how limited humanity is- to think that satan and god is all that’s out there! but he’d humor you, because that’s what a good partner does. joseph would let you know that the kids likely wouldn’t care too much about a program, since vessels aren’t known to have thoughts of their own
ANGST but.... dads react to finding out that dadsona has been cheating on them 8")
anon said: How would the all of the dads react if they found out that dadsona was cheating on them? I know, I know, how could I? I'm dark. :( Keep up the good work!
time for me to cry bc fuck D:
check under the cut if you want tears
joseph
he’d ask what he was doing wrong. of all people, he knows that you’d go into the arms of another person if he wasn’t making you happy and he wants to know what he was doing. i think he’s be one of the only dads to even consider giving you another chance because he’s too used to ignoring things like this and pretending it never happened. (“an mutually unspoken pact to ignore the worst in each other, to continue enjoying the best”)
mat
i’ll be honest, i don’t think he’d spare a lot of words with you? he’d ask maybe how long it’s been happening, and why you didn’t just break up with him if he wasn’t satisfying you. ofc no matter what you’d say, he’d just nod and leave. he’s not going to deal with this, but it’s really obvious that he is hurting. you were what got him back into music and you made him so happy and… this happens? he’s heartbroken.
hugo
i like to imagine the dads would be pretty civil or at least as calm as they can manage when they find out or talk to you about it, but hugo is having none of it. he doesn’t say anything to you, because he knows if he opens his mouth he’s going to lose it- he’s already gone through this before, with ernest’s other dad and the fact you’re putting him through the same bullshit is infuriating
brian
i had a bit of a hard time with him, but… i dont think he’d really process everything until hes away from you, alone with his daughter and dog again. daisy would try and comfort him but there’s things even she doesnt understand. she knows the weight of the situation, but she didn’t know her father would be sitting alone while holding back tears and sobs because he can’t show this to his family.
craig
see, he wouldn’t have a hard processing this. however, that wouldn’t stop him from giving this exasperated laugh as he looks at you like… “really? you- you’re not pulling some sick joke?” and when you don’t respond, he puts his head in his hands and shakes it. he expected so much more out of you and the fact you stooped so low makes his image of you change into something very bad
damien
his ability to stay calm and civil during this is absolutely astounding. lucien wants him to get angry as all hell, but hes holding himself back as he talks to you. he asks why, how long its been happening… if he could’ve done something different. he’s hurt and he wishes he couldve seen this coming but he didn’t and now he’s paying for it.
robert
i don’t think he’d talk to you, or even let you know that he found out. he’d just leave. he’s not going to even give you the chance to beg for his forgiveness because you’re sure as hell not getting it and he knows as soon as he looks at you, he’s not gonna be able to keep himself from either punching you upside the head or crying. maybe even both. he hates that hes going to have to rebuild all his walls that fell because of you.
Can I have a matchup please!!!! I am 5'6, curvy, short brown hair, and I love somebody who is physically bigger and taller than me. I really like the bad boys and I am nonbinary. I have crystalline blue eyes and (unfortunately) have braces. I am an aspiring hollywood actor and broadway singer. I ADORE mean girls and Regina George is my queen. Thanks so much and ily
(i’ve never done a matchup before??? help??? i didnt even prompt this)
i’d probably pair you with Robert ?
he’d definitely love your curves- probably couldn’t keep his hands off of you because of it
your eyes would be one of his favorite traits, and he’s known for going out of his way to get them in the best lighting so he can look at you and appreciate how gorgeous you are
he’d support you through thick and thin, probably helping you with becoming an actor as much as he can, even if its just being there for you
also, you two would definitely watch mean girls together- he doesn’t admit it often but he likes the movie a whole lot too
would it be alright if i ask how the current rqs are coming along? not in an impatient way!! i dont mind waiting im just curious :ooo
i currently have 32 in my inbox rn ;v;
a majority of them are all the dads, and that takes me longer than it takes for a single dad
as of right now im working on the Angst One n trying my best to word it in the best way so people don’t get upset or anything (thats a big reason its taking so long, sensitive topic and all fjskfla)
I've asked a couple blogs this one before; dads react to a dadsona, who is amazing at stage makeup, practicing bruises and wounds one day, and the dads walk in and mistake them for real injuries
im mediocre at sfx and i remember once i send a picture of myself to my gf while wearing stage make up and she was like “ARE YOU OKAY??” and ill never forget that
anywho dads under the cut bc long
joseph
he walks in all happy and chipper, maybe looking at a newspaper and talking about something. you respond, just as normal and when he finally looks up he drops the newspaper and gives this shocked gasp like “oh my- oh my goodness are you okay? what happened? why aren’t you at a hospital?” and he’s freaking out because you are bleeding and his dad instincts are kicking in and you have to quickly move and show all the makeup supplies to explain and once he realizes he just. he sits down and puts his head in his hands bc he needs a second
mat
like joseph, when he walks in he wouldn’t rly notice it at first? he’d be humming to himself, looking at his phone when he sits next to you and finally he’d look up to see you? he jumps. this big muscular man would jump and probably yelp as he stands up and backs away like “hey you’re- thats-” and he’s stumbling over his words before rushing down the hallway to grab a towel and you’re stuck sitting there waiting for him to come back. when he finally does you just shake your head like “its,, makeup,,,” and he stops like “oh” and u both get to awkwardly stand there for a bit
hugo
when he sees it, the two of you would maintain eye contact for a good 10 seconds. and you don’t understand any of the emotions behind his eyes as he slowly pulls out his phone and you think hes going to take a picture of you but he’s about to dial 911 and you literally have to fight his phone out of his hand before you can explain what is actually happening- once he understands he still stares at you obviously shook from the whole situation but eventually hes like “it is. very impressive.”
brian
when he first sees it, he actually has to cover his mouth- the sight of blood, real or fake just makes his stomach flip and if its extreme sfx, he would most definitely have to leave and take a second before coming back in with a towel like “[dadsona], what happened? is that...?” and he’s the one who actually thinks to ask if its real. even when he finds out that its not real hes gotta step out of the room like “its very good but i cannot look at you rn ily”
craig
he’s seen a lot of gym injuries in his life, so obviously it wouldn’t make him sick to see it but he’d start worrying a ton?? but before he can leave to go get a first aid kit or smth, you tell him that its makeup and rather than just stopping like “oh ok” or sitting down all exasperated, he’d blink and be like “dude that is AWESOME??” n he’d want to watch you or even ask if you could do something on him
damien
like brian, he... wouldn’t handle the blood well. he’d see it and have to step back because lord knows he’d probably get lightheaded. you couldn’t get a word in before hes coming back with disinfectant and bandages. you’d have to actually physically wipe it away yourself like “no- damien- im okay i promise” and you show that you really are okay by showing how the sfx works and he just stares at you before laughing nervously like “oh yes i,, knew that, yes
robert
literally as SOON as he sees you, he’s already walking to grab like a bottle or a baseball bat or something to hit someone with and he looks at you like “who the fuck-” and you have to stop him before he commits arson on someones lawn trying to figure out if they hurt you n once he knows whats up he’d pause and set his stuff down like “so. you know now that i know this, we have to use your skills in a bit, right?” as if its the most fuckin obvious thing on the planet
I have a weird HeadCanon where Damien is really knowledgeable with memes. I mean, he uses a computer a lot and gives you extra points if your DadBook profile says that you like sick-vaping and never leave your house without crippling low self-esteem. Like, just imagine at a barbecue one day one of the kids references a meme and all the dads are confused but Damien looses his shit laughing and no one has ever seen him laugh that much before so they're just kinda amazed but mostly confused.
all the dads kind of admire his ability to understand the stuff their kids like because they know that they themselves don’t get it one bit
this sounds so cute fjkalf especially since you’d expect him to be the most old fashioned one?
Hey, this might be a dumb question but for the “React” asks, do the reactions specifically have to be towards dadsona? Or can anyone be reacted to?
i’m kinda of assuming what you’re asking is like, can the dads react to their kids or smth like that? and yeah they can! im all for that good family times
this blog is inclusive towards all characters (dads can also react to each other, which is why i have a tag for shipping!)
hi there!! I noticed you (or one of the admins, not sure how many peeps run this blog) are really into damien, bc me freakin too. I was thinking some angst and how he'd react to finding out about his s/o's history of self harm? like they indulged in it a lot at a young age and only stopped so they wouldn't influence amanda? no need to do it if it's uncomfortable for u, but thank you so much if you do decide to do this!! 💖
ohhh damien is my fave!!! i love him so much gosh
(two people technically are a part of this blog but ive been running it on my lonesome mostly)
but gosh like? damien learning something like that would bewilder him but he’d be so gentle and supportive? he wouldnt try and pressure you into sharing why or when you did it, but he’d hold your hand and say that he’s proud of you for stopping, no matter the reason. he’d want you to know that you deserve so much and he thinks you’re stronger now
he wouldn’t want to be overbearing in making sure you don’t do it again, but he’d gently offer maybe alternative options? putting ice on your wrists or hands for a few seconds, just something to distract your mind. he’d just make sure that you know how to recover, and he’s willing to help every step of the way
i also appreciate a man who is so obviously into dirty talking its not even FUNNY
i don’t even know why im so set on this, but this man could talk you into an orgasm. he could barely put a hand on you and you’d already be so damn desperate. you don’t know how hes so good at it, but being an english teacher has made him able to weave words together in such a way that you’re weak in the knees in the first 5 minutes
still, he can be dorky and tends to act a little paranoid whenever you suddenly initiate things, mostly bc the last thing he wants is ernest walking in on the two of you making out or doing anything further than that. i also think the time you asked if the two of you could “wrestle”, it turned him on more than he cares to admit
are requests still open currently? is says they are open on your desc but closed on your ask page, i just cant tell and i dont wanna be a bother!! sorry!
they’re open!! i totally forgot to change the text on the ask page, but it’s fixed now!
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