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Whenever i get back from the store
Risk (or alternately Risk! back when conversations about the game were apparently intended to include a lot of declarative shouting) is the game of global domination. You assume command of an army of ambiguous nature and intent and attempt to take control of the entire world, crushing those who oppose you under your war-mongering boot heel. There’s no room for diplomacy in Risk – it’s a steel cage match between Jeff Hardy, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, and a shimmering leprechaun cauldron of pure crystal meth. The only victory condition possible is total fucking elimination.
The problem is, the only people who ever suggest playing Risk are the ones who have never lost a game of Risk. It’s like a shorter version of Monopoly, only without the equalizing element of chance. Consequently, the only way to win is to actually be good at the game, and the only people who are good at Risk tend to be cartwheeling douchegoblins about it. Just keeping a copy in your house is like hanging a picture of the time you ran into Shia LaBeouf at Hooters in a frame above your television. It is an accomplishment the rest of us neither envy nor need to be constantly reminded of.
6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
I LOVE RISK!
Welp, we found the douchegoblin that’s good at risk.
I also love Risk.
I also love Risk. And monopoly...
1. Coxinha
What is it: Little raindrops of fried goodness usually filled with chicken and a very creamy cheese called “catupiry.”
Get a recipe here.
2. Brigadeiro
What is it: Chocolate truffles made with condensed milk instead of cream and covered in chocolate sprinkles.
Get a recipe here.
3. Pão de queijo
What is it: Little rolls of bread with cheese baked into it.
Get a recipe here.
4. Farofa
What is it: Fried cassava flour. It can include egg, bacon, and other add-ons. It’s usually sprinkled over rice and beans.
Get a recipe here.
5. Feijão tropeiro
What is it: Pinto beans sautéed with cassava flour, scallions, egg, and bacon.
Get a recipe here.
6. Açaí
What is it: A superfood berry used to make fruit bowls and smoothies. Pro tip: Blend with bananas and strawberries and top with granola and honey.
Get a recipe here.
7. Pastel
What it is: More fried goodness but this time with less dough, which you can fill with everything from cheese, to beef, to cod fish, and pretty much whatever else your stomach desires.
Get a recipe here.
8. Mousse de maracujá
What is it: Passion fruit mousse.
Get a recipe here.
9. Feijoada
What is it: A black bean stew with various types of beef and sausage.
Get a recipe here.
10. Bolinho de chuva
What is it: Little balls of glorious fried dough sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon.
Get a recipe here.
11. Moqueca de camarão
What is it: A shrimp stew cooked in coconut milk and palm oil. Add veggies such as peppers and tomatoes to complete.
Get a recipe here.
12. Beijinho
What is it: Coconut truffles.
Get a recipe here.
13. Vatapá
What is it: A spicy cream of fish and shrimp dish cooked in peanut sauce.
Get a recipe here.
14. Bauru
What is it: A traditional sandwich with roast beef, mozzarella cheese, tomato, and pickled cucumber served on a French roll. Pro tip: Cut out the excessive dough from inside the roll.
Get a recipe here.
15. Creme de papaya
What is it: Papaya blended with vanilla ice cream.
Get a recipe here.
16. Acarajé
What is it: A black-eyed pea ball fried in palm oil, usually stuffed with shrimp and vinaigrette.
Get a recipe here.
17. Romeu e Julieta
What is it: Guava paste and white cheese stacked on top of each other.
Get a recipe here.
18. Misto quente
What is it: A melted ham and cheese sandwich usually on white bread.
It’s grilled cheese with ham, you don’t need a recipe.
19. Requeijão
What is it: A ricotta-like cheese spread.
Get a recipe here.
20. Mandioca frita
What is it: Fried yucca sticks.
Get a recipe here.
21. Salpicão
What is it: A salad made of chicken, ham, raisins, carrots, apples, olives, and mayonnaise, and topped with shoestring potatoes.
Get a recipe here.
22. Empadão
What is it: A baked casserole usually made with chicken, olives, hearts of palm, corn, and other fillings. You can sub chicken for beef, shrimp, or any other type of “meat.”
Get a recipe here.
23. Quindim
What is it: A baked dessert made of egg yolks, sugar, and ground coconut flakes.
Get a recipe here.
24. Doce de leite
What is it: Basically, doce de leite is nothing more than milk sweetened with sugar that is boiled down until it is concentrated into either a creamy paste, or even further into a fudge-like consistency.
Get a recipe here.
@alexiswasonfire Nina, I am way too hungry for this shit. Don’t make me fly to New York and beg you to cook me dinner.
This makes me so hungry...
For Grant
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
Teach gun safety, not gun abstinence.
All right, you primitive screw-heads. Listen up…
The tension
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when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash
yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out
In Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you.
@madmints, your people need you.
For Jon and Jenn
Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day.
they are working very hard and I am proud of them
CHILDHOOD BACK
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet
I think we’re all afraid of Donald Trump in our closet
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)