Also I don’t know if you’re still on here but this made me laugh as I picture so many of them as chaotic Ben things to do:
https://trivia.cracked.com/amp/image-pictofact-13076-23-of-the-most-chaotic-good-things-people-have-ever-witnessed
I absolutely see Ben and an army of older ladies being guerrilla gardeners
Chaotic Ben Anon my beloved I am always out and about and lurking (in part because I keep telling myself I'm going to go back to that Hunger Games AU one fucking day). Total disclosure, I was literally just thinking about you the other day and wondering if you were going to come out of the woodwork again and here you are. The people who saw me cackling to myself in my car when these came in probably think I'm insane lmao
Every single one of these is so on brand I can't even pick a favorite. I lied. It's the one about the teacher who decked the bully and then got fired. Guerilla gardeners does come in a tight second though.
Ben and the Guerilla Gardeners go HAM and seed bomb those stupid minimalist lawns in the upscale neighborhoods. Reject modernity, embrace biodiversity. Just to stay on brand.



















