[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

[c0mputerv1rus]

this reads like a john mulaney bit

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[raunchily]

Hot in Herre, 2002

[sakurafraise]

details that are very much me

[vintageadrianalima]

What a face

[vintageadrianalima]

[crookeds]

[jp]

[tibets]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[toastbutteregg]

[tkkatherineblog]

[the-surreptitious-solitary]

Peace flows like a river.

[candiikismet]

This is the most beautiful thing. I’m keeping this for reference.

[cocaineteas]

[myvisionly]

Butterfly Details in the 2000's, Alicia Keys + Mariah Carey.

[givemearmstopraywith]

me after sitting in the sun for ten minutes: love is real

[nevver]