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Michael: I don’t have many friends okay? You stab them once and they’re like “please don’t stab me anymore!”

#dead by daylight #dbd misquotes #michael myers #source: fairly odd parents

Dwight: Thank you Claudette, I owe you my life!

Claudette: No thanks, I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

#dead by daylight #dbd misquotes #claudette morel #dwight fairfield #sassy claud #source: bob's burgers

Laurie: Win this one for Haddonfield.

Michael: FOR HADDONFIELD!

Pamela: Win this one because I told you to.

Jason: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!

#dead by daylight #friday the 13th #source: spongebob squarepants #dbd misquotes #laurie strode #michael myers #pamela voorhees #jason voorhees

Sally: Why do we have to kill? Why can’t we do something normal for once? Like go out for brunch?

Evan: What the hell is a brunch?

Phillip: A meal that combines “breakfast” and “lunch”.

Evan: And I’m just finding out about this?!

#source: unknown #dbd misquotes #sally smithson #philip ojomo #evan macmillan

Michael: I’ll admit, some mistakes were made.

Laurie: Murders, murders were made.

#dead by daylight #source: teen wolf #michael myers #laurie strode #dbd misquotes

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[A certain KYF match with @insomnia-without-limits inspired me to make this meme.]

#dead by daylight #meme #self-reblog

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David: Nice hands, Dwight.

Dwight: Uh… thanks?

David: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Claudette: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!!!

#reblog #neakarlsson-asks #lol this is one of my favorites #so funny

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Survivor Sexuality Headcannons

Dwight: Locker-sexual Meg: Sanic-sexual Nea: “Sneak snok”-sexual Jake: Sabosexual Claudette: Flowersexual Laurie: “Bad bitch”-sexual Ace: “Heart of the cards”-sexual Bill: Is Bill, he doesn’t need anyone Feng Min: “Challenge me”-sexual David: “Square up thot”-sexual Quen: Sleepsexual Tapp: Jigsaw-sexual

Don’t @ me, I’m right.

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I’ll repost this here too, let’s rumble.

#dead by daylight #not a quote #shitpost

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quick quentin and freddy for the acnl au!

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[More cuteness!]

#art #aviatorhead #much talent!#so adorable~

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the pig & tapp join the village <3

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[Cute!]

#reblog #cute art #aviatorhead

Michael: Trick or treat!

Evan: Trick...

Michael: *lifts mask* What?

Evan: Show me a trick!

Michael: You give me treats!

Evan: You asked me!

Michael: I want candy!

Evan: Abracadabra!

Michael: Starburst, skittles-!

#dead by daylight #michael myers #the shape #evan macmillan #the trapper #source: vine #dbd misquotes

Claudette: *reading from a math textbook* Jake has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Jan-

David: Wait- Why does Jake have so many soaps?

Jake: *pouring soap in his hand* MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID!

#dead by daylight #claudette morel #jake park #david king #source: vine #dbd misquotes

How old are u??

I’m 22!

Jake: That’s my way of doing things. When life gives me pain, I take that pain and push it down. If that pain tries to come up, I push more pain down on top of it. Why confront something when you can avoid it right?

Claudette: ... Jake do you need a hug-?

Jake: Yes.

#dead by daylight #claudette morel #jake park #source: how i met your mother #dbd misquotes

Ace: I turned out fine.

Tapp: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Ace: I DIDN’T PUTT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! THEN WHO DID?!

#dead by daylight #david tapp #detective tapp #ace visconti #source: how i met your mother #dbd misquotes