Tales of an Artificer / How to Be Eaten
Not me literally falling into the Baldur's Gate/Astarion rabbit hole.
That man has an iron grip on me, and because of that, I had to begin writing a new book.
Make that TWO books, plus I have another book idea in the mix~
Both of them revolve around an Astarion love story!
I hope you enjoy them <3
These are rated for much older audiences so please read the tags closely (As in 18+, so minors do not interact!)
Tales of an Artificer
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Summary:
An artificer with a pension for trouble, Etalia Albane knows the world best when it's behind a handcrafted, arcane scope.
Years of mischief should have led her on a path of petty crime and prison sentences, but her dream of becoming a world-renowned inventor has sent her on a journey to Baldur's Gate with nothing but her Eldritch Cannons, robots, and warforge companions. That is until she bumps into Tav and her company during a routine grave-digging operation: a crew of strangers bonded by a mind flayer tadpole deep within their skulls.
With nothing else but wishes and prayers to gods that may or may not listen to them, Etalia agrees to a partnership in the hope they'll arrive there alive, and it seems that a giant brain in the sky may be the least of their problems…
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A story in which two idiots fall in love but they can't seem to say it.
Also a major plot is that Astarion has a charisma of 10 battling someone with an intelligence of 19 but a wisdom of like 4. It’s a slow burn that revolves around friends to lovers and though the artificer falls hard the vampire falls harder.
How to Be Eaten
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Summary:
The sisters three.
The road to salvation is a tricky one, and forest creatures, Amaris, Lara, and Eteri have woken up from a terrible slumber. Once forced to tread the world as statues, lost and forgotten in the trees, Amaris and Lara have found themselves on a nautiloid in the hells of the Tieflings, and that’s only just the beginning.
Amaris is blind.
Lara is mute.
Eteri cannot hear.
Split between one another, each of them finds themselves on a different path, one forged on love, fear, and fights, twisted in secrets. And Amaris may have found trouble in the hands of a two-hundred-year-old vampire.
One who speaks devilish words.
A rogue with a bite.
A monster who asks for her blood.
