Professor Laurence Hemp @dead-professor - Tumblr Blog

Name: Laurence Hemp

Critter Type: Banu Haquim Faepire

Pronouns: He/Him

Eye Color: Brown

Hair: Brown and Grey

Height: 5'4"

Weight: Umm??? He's on the lighter side?

Body Type: Compact

Skin Color: Pale

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art by @ jujulebee

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ooc

So this is a copy of one of my pokemon characters who's going to get split in two and a copy sent here.

#vtm #crossover #faller

beardedmrbean

helenvaughans

📢📢📢

estro-boi

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

estro-boi

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

macleod

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

depsidase

investigator-with-thorns

[there is a very tiny hippo nesting in your drawer, it tires to threaten you]

That's adorable! Okay. Uh. @dead-professor what do I feed to a small fae thing? I'm not bothering Dio, they're preparing for a trial right now.

dead-professor

Oh? What sort, and are you sure it's a fae and not a mage creation?

investigator-with-thorns

A hippo, and I don't think this is a mage creation. It's very, very small.

dead-professor

Ah, do you wish me to come visit?

investigator-with-thorns

[there is a very tiny hippo nesting in your drawer, it tires to threaten you]

That's adorable! Okay. Uh. @dead-professor what do I feed to a small fae thing? I'm not bothering Dio, they're preparing for a trial right now.

dead-professor

Oh? What sort, and are you sure it's a fae and not a mage creation?

investigator-with-thorns

A hippo, and I don't think this is a mage creation. It's very, very small.

investigator-with-thorns

[there is a very tiny hippo nesting in your drawer, it tires to threaten you]

That's adorable! Okay. Uh. @dead-professor what do I feed to a small fae thing? I'm not bothering Dio, they're preparing for a trial right now.

dead-professor

Oh? What sort, and are you sure it's a fae and not a mage creation?

littleguysdaily

There are clearly 2 stars there

rp-meme-central

Send "bloody" for a starter where my muse is absolutely drenched in blood.

dead-professor

@mystical-sun

I found your missing man... do you have need of a desiccated wolf-dismembered corpse? Or should I bring it back in a shipping box?

Sorry it took so long, the wolves invited me to spar and desired greatly to pet Proteus.

mystical-sun

I think you should send him home, actually. If someone dies, they tend to be returned to their sire.

dead-professor

There is not much of him left, but I will do so. Though I do not know who this fool's sire is. And he was your charge, even if it was his own idiocy that ended him.

@mystical-sun

I found your missing man... do you have need of a desiccated wolf-dismembered corpse? Or should I bring it back in a shipping box?

Sorry it took so long, the wolves invited me to spar and desired greatly to pet Proteus.

#ic