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frau.— ( n ) xxxxa man without a body, a list of several names, and a thousand bad habits. teaches the world's most unethical ethics class. enjoy muthafuc--

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wow whoops i'll get to 

shura

sai

wife

tomorrow? most likely tomorrow. work's been a killer . ; three days off............

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IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE

SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES

I AM GETTIN' SO HOT, I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF

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FRAU YOU'RE SO GAY IT HURTS GOD BLESS

Except I'm fated with my future wife so.

MAY GOD BE WITH YOU, TOO.

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What would you do if Teito got all F's.

Considering I failed the Bishop Exam ... what... three times? ( WHATEVER I WAS AWESOME ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO BE REGRADED BECAUSE I WAS TOO AMAZING. )

I'll kick his ass. Maybe. Not really. No, I will. .. Maybe. Because I know that dumb brat can pass this easy ass shit. Except I'm failing him if he takes Ethics. Because he's gonna call me a pervert. And you don't call your teachers rude things .

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THE PERVERT BISHOP IS HERE? SOMEONE BETTER TELL TEITO TO ATTEND A DIFFERENT SCHOOL :U

Haah? The brat's going to be here?

-- He's better off with me here anyway ~ Someone needs to keep that kid in check ~

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Eh? Boot licking, I don’t lick boots, that’s gross! ☆

Ahahaha— Wait, did you just call it the Black Hummingbirds? Uhhhh, last time I checked it was Black Hawks. Hummingbirds are dumb.

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You seem to be riding Ayanami so much, I figured you two were into that nasty kinky crap.

Black Hummingbirds. Black Chickadees. Black Robins. Black Cocks. Black Hawks. They all sound like a really bad sports team to me ~

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Well, well, well look at who we have here! ☆

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Don't look at me like that. Don't you have some sort of boot lickin' you have to do? Or is the big leader of the Black Hummingbirds not here?

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001` . it's fuckin' hot.

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Man, what a fucking pain. 

Though, admittedly, the exorcist had not originally intended to venture away from her nightly, drunken stupors to pursue any level of professionalism in the world of teaching, Shura had only recently grown accustomed to the Academy and its plethora of… interesting specimens. 

She was still betwixt on her opinions of the place, often jetting back and forth between hating everything— missing tipsy nights sprawled across the sloping rooftops of the True Cross campus, and being somewhat able to stomach the colorful characters that usually seemed to have “some sorta fuckin’ problem” (as she put it) with her slurred, too-casual vocabulary and her “too laid-back” temperament.  

As the sweltering grounds of her current residence were part of the country she had always called home— she rarely noticed the God-awful heat anymore. It always made her chuckle when some poor fool looked as if they were going to melt under the blinding rays. She’d always done her best not to sneer, but more often than not, she couldn’t help but think it funny. 

Oh, holy hell. There’s one now. 

She had spotted a man sauntering aimlessly around the grounds, brows quirked together in the most curious of facial expressions. With his pale, honey-tinted locks and deep-set scowl, it didn’t take Shura too long to deduce that he was definitely a bit turned-around. And by that, she meant “lost off of his fucking ass.”

“Oi,” she called out to him, brows raised deftly over the widest, most condescending grin she could muster, “Y’ seem a lil’ bit lost there. Ch’ lookin’ fer, stranger? I can prob’ly help ye find it. Wouldn’t want’cha t’ melt out here, or anythin’ like that.”

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... Was he dreaming?

He must be. Did he die his second time around already? Shit, it was just heat. If he died due to heat, that would be pathetic. Like... More pathetic than those two sadomasochists he and Teito went against with hawkziles. More pathetic than.. Well, he would say Ayanami's existence but-- regardless. It was pretty bad. He'd rather die at the hands of Teito. ... Not really. But still. He was pretty sure he was dead.. times two. 

Squinting, he rolled onto his back and slapped himself to make sure he was okay. Dazed, Frau tried to stand but then grunted when he got just a tad bit dizzy. Nothing like the summer heat, right? Staring up, he only found himself staring at... 

... well, not going to lie - because that was unethical, right? - tits.

Oh. Oh. Well okay.

Frau rubbed his eyes slightly and raised an eyebrow. Nope. This wasn't the time. Do you want to get your ass kicked when you're too tired, Frau? No you don't. You don't. You really don't. Frau thought about it for another second, however, though all that flashed in his mind were Castor's dumb dolls and biased nuns. ... Nope. Nevermind, no thanks. Grunting, he called back to her as he turned to her direction. Just slightly.

"... Whatever you're drinkin', I want some too."

Remember the fact that you're also a bishop, Frau. Or not.

"I need to get to the faculty dorm though. Think you can help a bishop out?" he asked, as his voice was already starting to dim. Sweet baby Eve, he just wanted to rip his clothes off-- Not that he was going to. Until he was in his dorm at least. .. If his roommate wasn't there. That would've been horrendous. Not that he honestly cared at this point. Nor would he at any point because if the guy was that damn offended, he'll just walk around as a skeleton. No big deal.

Pretty big deal.

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001` . it's fuckin' hot.

There was a light breeze that just seemed to tickle the back of the previous bishop's neck. No swirl of cherry blossoms or anything, but it was a nice breeze. A short, light brush of wind against the back of his neck. It almost seemed to tease him. Something that a man like himself didn't appreciate.Frau's knees almost gave in due to the small caress.

Because. It. Was. Fucking. Hot. Holy Chief of Heaven's balls, it was hot.

Though he was usually pretty tolerable, as a man who gave off no heat -- no, screw it. It was still hot as balls. He could feel his damn skeletal body melting. Could bones melt? It felt like it. 

Groaning, he continued his search for the god damn dormitory, as if it was his mission. ... Which it was, considering how ridiculously hot it was and how badly he wanted to kick someone in the nuts. Why was he doing this job again? Ethics, of all classes too. He, a smoking bishop who puts porn between the pages of various books, biblical texts, and ... possibly a few more ... inappropriate places, teaching Ethics. He sort of wondered if Castor set him up for this gig. The Brasburg church was pretty low on money and high on... homeless people... 

God dammit.

He just wanted to go into his dorm. Oh god, it shouldn't be this hot. Ever. The Chief of Heaven has always been a harsh man, but wouldn't even bestow this heat on Ay- ... Nevermind.

"May God be with my poor god damn soul," he muttered to himself as he gradually slowed down.. and continued to slow down... until he felt flat on his face, groaning.

It. Was. Hot. As. Fucking. Balls.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

"Lying is unethical therefore, I'm doing my job right, yeah?"

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ooc tumblr: el-cid

character name: Frau

original series: 07 Ghost

staff position: Ethics

personality:

A man with habits that never die, he's as stubborn as he was as a child. Frau doesn't really seem like the type to get along with anyone. He's quick tongued and blunt - often seeming rude. He teases the hell out of anyone who comes within constant contact with him. And he's simply.. perverted. If you're a good looking lady, expect him to flirt with you. He's got horrible manners, indulges himself in almost any way possible, and he does it all with a smirk.

But surprisingly, he's not that bad of a guy. Frau is amazing when it comes to children, going as far as to tell the most diligent and pushy of children that their job would be simply to eat, sleep, and play. He's got a ridiculous soft side for kids and for those who he cares for. He teases people harmlessly if he can. Frau will also go the extra mile if it means bringing someone's joy back to them.

background:

Frau was that child who everyone's mom and dad told their child to stay away from. Orphaned at a young age, the boy was temporarily taken care of by the man who he called his father figure, Guido. But unforutnately, the sky pirate and Frau didn't have much time together once the church adopted him. .. And thus came flipping the skirts of nuns, writing profanities on the church walls, and skipping mass.

Despite all his misdemeanors, it is shown that he does care about the world around him as he would try sneaking out and removing kors from anyone who had been tainted by them.

Eventually, Frau grows up and takes his Bishop's apprentice exam... and eventually becomes a bishop himself. But alas, there was a hell of a lot more to him - including the fact that he died. ... Which no one still knows when he died and it's not like anyone could ask him when. Under the name of Zehel, the ghost uses a scythe to sever the bonds of a person and his or her misfortune.

.. But it's not like he'll need that for school. He'll just figure that out with words.

fated partner: None.