Edwin Payne

Accidentally said tag of bricks instead of bag of tricks

Fma (fuck my afterlife)

You core:

(Emma gave me £200 for posting that)

Of course she did 😒

YOU WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME I IDENTIFIED THAT THING AS A ROBLOX

I mean, making fun of my two old ass besties is still fun-

Wait until we get you and Edwin to play the weird ass roblox games lmao

there’s more than one game??

How do I explain this?

Remember that website Niko puts Scooby-Doo from that you can put other series and films on it too? Roblox is like that but with games

And there are really funny and weird ones 💀

Look at this for example:

Oh well that seems thrilling

There are good ones too though, don't worry

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Come back babes, we need your edwardian sensibilities to be shattered 🥺

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd rp #dbd edwin #dead boy detectives agency #dbd charles #dead boy detectives charles

…What in the nine hells could I possibly be looking at right now.

#edwin payne #dbda rp

Hello! Are you still around brains?

Me and @deadboycharles were involved in a particularly difficult and violent case involving a banshee spirit and ghost dissolving crystal chandelier, hence our extended leave from the tumbler. However! Since the case has been completed I am returned!

Are you and Charles dating yet or still keeping up the 'mates' pretence?

Me and- Dating?! Oh heavens no. Charles knows of my feelings of course and I still have my own journey of acceptance I’m following, but he does not reciprocate any additional connection. We are friends. I am perfectly happy with this as I can keep him with me in my afterlife.

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd rp #dbd edwin #dead boy detectives agency #I’m back! pardon my absence

I suggest real Roman pizza as you would have enjoyed on your Grand Tour if you'd lived long enough to do it.

Or, maybe Greek delicacies.

Oh my! I have seen the living eat pizza before and it never quite struck my eye, though perhaps I shall do my research on Roman and Greek cuisine..

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd rp #dbd edwin #dead boy detectives agency #I’m back! pardon the absence

(Vent ask)

Edwin help :(

Basically I have a sibling who has horrible mental health and at every minor inconvinience ends up in a crying and self harming fit, but every attempt we male to help them they answer with agressivity and they're reaññy rude in general, especially when they don't get their way

My therapist said that we should just show them that we're here for them but doesn't matter what we do doesn't help and they say "Everything is horrible" and other suicidal thoughts, but every time they get like this I'm afraid of getting close because on past occasions I've done so I've been shoved around or gotten doors banged on my face.

(I've específically asked them not to bang doors too, my hearing is quite sensitive so the loud noise scares me)

But yeah, no idea what to do :(

Hello dear, I am not expert on mental illness as in my time alive it was hardly ever spoken of in a positive light. However, I do know this sibling of yours is effecting you and others around them as well. I hear you are already speaking to a professional but perhaps you also talk to people in your life who know your situation best. Remember that you cannot help a person who does not want your help, it is not your responsibility to be close to them. You need not be distant of course but it is your siblings choice to become closer now.

As for the doors, perhaps some earmuff might work? Or I have seen Crystal listen to music in her electric earmuffs! You can also research for advice on loud noises specifically if you must.

I hope this helps even if just a smidge. Regardless of your case I, Edwin Payne of the dead boy detective agency, hereby declare you will always have friends here willing to give you a ghostly hug. (Even if you cannot feel it, it shall be there 😊)

#TW VENT ASK #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd rp #dbd edwin #dead boy detectives agency #ooc: I hope your sibling gets better soon and that you do better as well 💙#curious cases

*Gives you a grape juice box with the magic that makes ghosts be able to eat and taste things*

Goodness! What should I taste first? Surely modern food consists of different recipes now… @deadboycharles what were some of your favorite dishes?

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd rp #dbd edwin #dead boy detectives agency #charles rowland #dbd charles #dead boy detectives charles

(Ooc) I'm absolutley in love with how many roleplay accounts have been popping out recently, it's been an honor playing these lovely characters with you guys <3

m0ntyfinch

(ooc) I made this blog completely by myself, only knowing one person in this fandom, and it's wild that there are so many of us now lmao. I'm so happy to rp with all of you <33

nik0sasaki

(ooc) ily guys this is so fun, thanks Humble for inspiring me to make my first rp account (pretty sure it was u who convinced me to get tumblr in the first place lmao) you are amazing, all of u guys are amazing 🫶🫶🫶<3

#ooc post #dead boy detectives

(Ooc) and another big thank you to everyone sending asks and comments!! The support is always appreciated my loves 💖😌

Seems to be that someone rather likes your smile @nik0sasaki 🔎

AWH HELL NO

nik0sasaki

...🤭I like your smile too Crystal <3 💖💖💖

Let's go on a date and show Charles and Edwin how to not pin for each other for almost four decades ;)

nik0sasaki

It would be an honour!!!!! I will make us a picnic!!! what's your favourite type of sandwich???(❤️ ω ❤️)✨✨✨✨Would you prefer ginger beer or rose lemonade or juice or water or fizzy water or coffee or triple chocolate milkshakes, YOU KNOW WHAT ILL JUST GET ALL OF THEM✨✨✨🤭🤭🤭🤭I have a picnic blanket but it's kinda old- ILL JUST BUY AND NEW ONE!!!!🤭🤭💖💖💖💖YOU KNOW SUDDENLY ITS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND I CANT BREATHE, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND

*shuts the door and screams into pillow*

Wait Niko- omfg

@deadboyedwin Your turn though

#dbd rp #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd edwin #niko sasaki #crystal palace #dead boy detectives agency #niko x crystal #dbd charles

Very funny. Though let’s not make poor Charles uncomfortable by continuing to bring up my unrequited love.

Have you been on cocaine

…No, no I have not.

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Seems to be that someone rather likes your smile @nik0sasaki 🔎

#dbd rp #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd edwin #niko sasaki #crystal palace #dead boy detectives agency #niko x crystal

thegrapebehindtheslaugher

Rip Edwin Payne you would love getting tuberculosis 😭

thegrapebehindtheslaugher

No, I would not??? 🤨

Okay but imagine being weak and frail so Charles carries you bridal style and smooching your forehead before gently placing you on the bed so he can help you drink your tea 🤭

#dead boy detectives #dbda #save dead boy detectives #edwin payne #dbd charles #charles rowland #payneland

…I shall reconsider my original comment

thegrapebehindtheslaugher

Rip Edwin Payne you would love getting tuberculosis 😭