A Savage Parody of Human Life

 indie fandomless revenant/zombie oc || multiship/verse || semi-selective||

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I fucked up and I’m getting kicked out. Idk when I’ll post again

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am I the only bitch that remembers Minky Momo being a thing?

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cuibhreannbunaidh replied to your post: Me: -googles a character- Me: -sees hair- Me:...

IF IT’S ABOUT ALEXIEL I CAN CHANGE MY REQUEST I’M SORRY I KNOW SHE’S A BIT COMPLEX

I APPRECIATE YOU BUT THAT WOULD COMPROMISE MY PRIDE SO HARD JUST KNOW IT’S PROLLY NOT GETTING DONE TILL TOMORROW

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Me: -googles a character-

Me: -sees hair-

Me: -cries-

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incubabe replied to your post

Awoo’s Aislin

In retrospect I probably ought to have just drawn her doing shopkeeper things but idk I just like drawing buff women

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THAT WASNT A REBLOG THING IM FUCKING DUMB

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I’ll probably do more things on here proper tomorrow.  Saul’s the kind of OC I always feel the intense need to do right by so I end up not responding to threads until I have the right icons. But icons for a character like Saul take me quite a bit so I end up putting it off.

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fearganbunaidh replied to your post: Vampire: -tries to drink Saul’s blood- -empty...

I’m losing it at “empty caprisun noises” -

I’m legitimately shocked by how much meme/shitpost potential one of my most tragic characters has and I’m sure how to feel about it.

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Vampire: -tries to drink Saul’s blood-

-empty caprisun noises-

Vampire: wtf

Saul: Uh, sorry.

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Need to reply to threads and reblog memes

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“Children are scary, I think.”

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shackledsculs‌:

“Eh, you do have a point…It’s gotta be hell accidentally running into stuff. Still, how goes the night stranger? Just out to get some fresh air? You seem more like the loner type, if I have to be honest. Though I don’t blame you. Sometimes you gotta recharge when you’re around other people, yeah?”

Rio gave a small shrug as she looked at the other. All things considered, she didn’t see a reason to be bothered by the other’s appearance. Hell, she couldn’t judge, given what she had become.

Saul nodded their head in agreement. Just talking about it made them miss their old height.  “I don’t think I’d fit in with a group anyway...” They mutter, trying on a laugh. 

They honestly appreciated the bluntness. The woman was very straightforward, so it was hard for them to bungle the conversation or misunderstand her. “You guessed well though. I don’t really know a lot of people. What about you? Are you alone often?”

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wanospider‌:

Oh dear was right. Saul looked as casual as ever, but for the little spider, this was her first time seeing an actual moving corpse. Whelp, she did call the other a ‘Wonder.’ Once she finally collected her thoughts and processed the situation as a whole… Lilitu knelt down to Saul’s hand and removed her threads.

“I’m not sure whether you are or not, actually… This is my first time outside of my home. I just saw your hand and thought you were in distress…so I pulled you out with my silk. I apologize if I wronged you, ma’am…”

Oh thank goodness, for a second they thought this might constitute another ‘torch and pitchfork’ situation. Pulling themselves into a stand, they shake the excess dirt off of themselves before drawing to their full height. 

Here head tilted curiously at her apology, as if processing it. “Hmm...Oh, not at all. In fact, I suppose I was in distress. I buried myself a bit too deeply, you see.” That should be a satisfactory explanation. She hoped.

“But you pulling me out saved me quite a lot of trouble. Would you mind if I accompanied you temporarily? I’m a bodyguard by trade, so the least I can do is offer my services for a time. Free of charge of course.” 

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Someone: -unearths Saul-

Saul: -baymax vc- oh no

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@wanospider​ continued from x

Oh dear.

 In the midst of the process of trying to secure purchase, Saul would find themselves pulled by the wrist from the earth, breaking through from shoulder, then head, all until they sat upright in their shallow grave looking around in bewilderment until their eyes came to rest on the strangers. They swallowed. “...Sorry, am I on private property again?” 

They thought they’d picked a pretty good spot to rest for the night, but it seemed that the space wasn’t as secluded as they first thought.

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Saul Ackerman aka kuudere disaster