tavern wench

[ghost-ln]

and if they did sleep together it would be like this probably

i got the business casual intimacy bit from this post! of @ooh-khamil

i love strattland. they are so weird

[zer0brainc3lls]

I couldn’t help myself

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getting my blood drawn tomorrow. fuck my fucking chungus life i guess

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day0

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foid

you're literally not slick dude

[deadcanadatheory]

in my bed. straight up "watchin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The world cupt.

[deadcanadatheory]

call me a mattress the way everyone is sleeping on me

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just ate an entire container of salsa bcs i'm a #youngho

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[deadcanadatheory]

USA VS BIH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

2-0 I LOVE MY COUNTRY YEEHAWWWW

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YALL I THINK I JUST MADE THE PRETTIEST DINNER EVER HOLY SHIT!!

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MY FUCKASS BROTHER FOUND THE TUMBLR ABORT ABORT ABORT

[primafawnagirl]

Me asf as fuck

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[icarus-died-laughing]

always reblog italian manwhore summer

[deadcanadatheory]

"the youth are very pan-sexual these days" - my mother, 2026

@noelgrubershungryhombremeal

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cinnamon toast ✅ nintendo switch ✅ pajama pants ✅ weighted blanket ✅ vanilla candle ✅ showered and worked out ✅ clean room ✅ stuffed animals ✅ orange juice ✅ peak music ✅ WE ARE PARTYING HARD TONIGHT BOYS!!!!!!