tavern wench

[deadcanadatheory]

kabloom. kablow.

[deadcanadatheory]

i'm actually batshit insane wow

[deadcanadatheory]

how much is one allowed to trauma dump in an english assignment...?

[satanandtheaces]

all the traumas.

[deadcanadatheory]

she's a mandated reporter tho 😰

[deadcanadatheory]

how much is one allowed to trauma dump in an english assignment...?

[deadcanadatheory]

was half asleep in the backseat of my car. had a weird pseudo-dream that i was fishing for some odd reason.

then, "cast" the fishing pole in my dream, in real life slapped the seat in front of me as hard as i could, causing my mother to swerve and me to be jolted awake.

fun fun times.

[dogtea-th]

SHOCKING DISCOVERY!!!

you feel closer and more connected with your friends when you interact with them

[deadcanadatheory]

@noelgrubershungryhombremeal @steve-ve @satanandtheaces

lmk if u want me to bring food my mom bought a shit ton 😛

[deadcanadatheory]

asexual, socially awkward, anxious individual obtained a boyfriend (that they've been pining for for over TWO YEARS!!) from across the atlantic ocean. without making a single move. before me

i should just pack it up then i fucking guess

[deadcanadatheory]

minors dni. 18+ dni. the only ones that can interact with me are the unborn. that's why my posts don't get any likes.

[noelgrubershungryhombremeal]

or bc you dont have any friedns here excpet irls 😔

[deadcanadatheory]

you've been birthed. shut up.

[deadcanadatheory]

minors dni. 18+ dni. the only ones that can interact with me are the unborn. that's why my posts don't get any likes.

[deadcanadatheory]

i loev baking <3

[deadcanadatheory]

whatever my family doesn't eat i will bring to school tomorrow........ @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @satanandtheaces @steve-ve

[deadcanadatheory]

i loev baking <3

[deadcanadatheory]

one of my friends wants me to post something. here twink boy are you happy now??

[deadcanadatheory]

i fully just read the words, "...equipped with the hubris of immortality, for I will never die, of course, because I can't live to experience it. despite the fact that we are all nothing in the face of infinity, I have the luck to be something at the dawn of my life and the end of the world." ON FUCKING WATTPAD????? WHO IS THIS PERSON?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[revivivivify]

[deadcanadatheory]

recieved feedback that saying "i'm going to kill you" when faced with any minor disagreement was "too violent". as a result, i have started saying "i will molest you" instead. reactions have been mixed.