Lost My Head. Now I'm Dead.

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[alittlehudson]

//Zeric (bg)

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[triumphanttrident]

Well if it wasn’t you..

Fuck! I swear to cod if Annie protects him this time..

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Even I’ll be pissed about that. Did you tell her what happened? 

[triumphanttrident]

I don’t think I have to. I was screaming for a good minute before I caught the little bastard.

I hope he made a safe landing on the roof. I sort of threw him out the window… I think that’s nicer than flushing him.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Holy shit, Finn.

To be honest, I would laugh my ass of if the circumstances were different. The fact I can get in your head and feel what you felt is really cramping the mood.

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[triumphanttrident]

I’m talking about how when I got out of the shower this morning, there was a white lizard running around my bathroom. 

Ring any bells?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Um, none actually.

That’s fucking mean. I know I’m a dick and I live to make you mad, but I know my limits. 

[triumphanttrident]

Well if it wasn’t you..

Fuck! I swear to cod if Annie protects him this time..

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Even I'll be pissed about that. Did you tell her what happened? 

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

I didn’t prank you! Honest! I didn’t need you sulking around for another day.

[triumphanttrident]

If it makes you feel better, it scared the hell out of me. The white paint was a great touch.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

What are you talking about? I’ve been at home all day! I have a witness to this. 

[triumphanttrident]

I’m talking about how when I got out of the shower this morning, there was a white lizard running around my bathroom. 

Ring any bells?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Um, none actually.

That's fucking mean. I know I'm a dick and I live to make you mad, but I know my limits. 

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

I didn’t prank you! Honest! I didn’t need you sulking around for another day.

[triumphanttrident]

If it makes you feel better, it scared the hell out of me. The white paint was a great touch.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

What are you talking about? I've been at home all day! I have a witness to this. 

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Nobody can prank you better than life did by giving you that face.

[triumphanttrident]

Your little prank today was clever. Very funny, Headless.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

What prank? I didn’t prank you this year. Not after you had such a bad day yesterday. No need to name call, asshole. 

[triumphanttrident]

Bullshit. Your name was all over this one. You can’t expect me to think it was Annie. 

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

I didn't prank you! Honest! I didn't need you sulking around for another day.

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Nobody can prank you better than life did by giving you that face.

[triumphanttrident]

Your little prank today was clever. Very funny, Headless.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

What prank? I didn't prank you this year. Not after you had such a bad day yesterday. No need to name call, asshole. 

[triumphanttrident]

Anybody else get pranked today?

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Nobody can prank you better than life did by giving you that face.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Some of Eric’s favorite activities (in no particular order!)

1. Eating 

2. Making jokes

3. Doing absolutely nothing (usually when there is work to be done)

4. Judging from afar

[zeevmorrow-7]

Zeev is sad she did not make this list.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Aye. I said some. Who could forget about this face:

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Some of Eric's favorite activities (in no particular order!)

1. Eating 

2. Making jokes

3. Doing absolutely nothing (usually when there is work to be done)

4. Judging from afar

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

You flirt with guys alot. Are you gay?

Hell yeah. 

I don't know why playing around with and genuinely liking people makes me gay, but I guess I am.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Well,

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It’s funny how you claim that relating how Eli acts to you is an insult when you two act exactly alike. 

Really, Finn? That’s two lies in less than two minutes. What are you so scared of? It’s not against the law to be jealous of someone. Why can’t you just apologize and explain that you didn’t mean it? It’s really not that hard.

[triumphanttrident]

Because telling him that means Eli wins. He gets what he always wanted. I know I want to give him everything, but it seems a bit over the top to want to see your dad in pain. I never did. I just kinda wished he was around.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Sorry, I forgot that you're too proud to do that. 

/kicks in the shin/ Just at least apologize. Make it like a mutual thing. You both apologize and get over it. 

As for the Eli thing, you're fucking paranoid as shit. 

[kk64]

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Well,

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Don’t tempt me.

I don’t know how many times we are going to have to go over this, but you really can’t bullshit someone who knows what you’re thinking..

As for the fighting, you should probably apologize to Peeta..

[triumphanttrident]

Whatever you say, headless. 

Why should I have to apologize? Yes, I said things I didn’t entirely mean, but I’m not the bad guy here for having a temper. It was a mutual thing.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

It's funny how you claim that relating how Eli acts to you is an insult when you two act exactly alike. 

Really, Finn? That's two lies in less than two minutes. What are you so scared of? It's not against the law to be jealous of someone. Why can't you just apologize and explain that you didn't mean it? It's really not that hard.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Well,

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

…..Erm, okay then. 

My liver just failed from secondhand embarrassment. You literally just butchered those words. Please apologize to the Spanish language. 

And why are you so down on him having a girlfriend? He’s happy. Why is it such a problem? Like, I understand he’s a dick to you and occasionally to me, but I’m still happy for him. There is someone for everyone, you know.

[triumphanttrident]

Bite me. Wait, don’t actually bite me. I know you want to, but please don’t.

Because she deserves someone who won’t be a giant asshole to her. There. I doubt he even cares about her. Those two are up to something, I swear to cod.

[deadinsideherhead-blog]

Don't tempt me.

I don't know how many times we are going to have to go over this, but you really can't bullshit someone who knows what you're thinking..

As for the fighting, you should probably apologize to Peeta..