Skulls and Bones and Roses

King Felix Email me at: [email protected] All art posted has been poisoned by Nightshade

[deadkeywonders]

Rejected designs for a game demo I'm providing art work for

[deadkeywonders]

I'm really struggling to remember to post here but I also have a BlueSky and a Cara for anyone that I've fallen out of touch with.

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Illustrator, Writer, Game Master

Felix (@deadkeywonders.bsky.social)

Illustrator & dungeon master DeadKeyWonders.com

[deadkeywonders]

[animentality]

[deadkeywonders]

If your players hand you a prompt for a character, take that prompt, make them a personal villain, and then beat your player with the stick they provided you.

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

[deadkeywonders]

I've made it a personal project to reclaim old characters of mine and I decided to start with a spooky boy named Cray that I may or may not be playing in the one dnd campaign I'm actually playing in. I'm usually the forever dm.

Note the fucked up texture is a result of running it through nightshade on a low setting because I cant be bothered to wait for the high res setting

[deadkeywonders]

Every couple of years or so you just gotta rebrand with an new little guy

[violentdevotion]

no clue what causes pcos. no clue what causes endometriosis. 2 year waiting lists to see a gynecologist. you'd think female bodies only started existing 50 years ago

[violentdevotion]

all doctors know is to call women fat and say we're overexaggerating

[thedivinemagnet]

[vague-humanoid]

Related

[lwyzlwyz]

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[deadkeywonders]

Throwing up some semi-recent sticker designs.

[deadkeywonders]

I misclicked and somehow ended up back here, and suddenly remembered that a few months ago I told myself I would start posting again.

Anyway heres some maps I drew for d&d, feel free to use in your roll20 games.

[72eli]

[patema-introverted]

[deadkeywonders]

Crescentia Ardent

[myjetpack]

A cartoon about #bannedbooks or the @guardian

[neil-gaiman]

This.