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requested | lori grimes + happiness
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‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ // For Glenn
VINE STARTERS .
Glenn does, in fact, shut up, but only for long enough to process what she’s said, and his embarrassment that’s accompanied the command. ‘ Jeeze, SORRY, ’ he whispers, laying back on his bunk, head hitting the pillow with a soft thud. ‘ I thought it was a good story, ’
“There’s blood.”( to mama lori ) <3333
ISOLATION MEME .
‘ What? ’ she has instantly turned toward her daughter, eyes wandering over Alex’s face, her chest, and then her torso, where her hand is placed over a WOUND, blood already saturated through her shirt and onto her hand. ‘ No, no - you’re gonna be fine, ’ she’s panicked, eyes tearing up, but she has to stay calm, STAY FOCUSED. Plaid is taken from around her waist and pressed against the wound, a plan processing inside of her head. ‘ There was a house not a mile back, we can take shelter there, ’ Or, she HOPED they could, knowing that there could be any number of things lingering inside of that place.
‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ // For Hershel
VINE STARTERS .
Hands stop moving, stop their count on the remaining ibuprofen the group managed to snag, before Hershel glances up at his daughter, brows raised. ‘ I’m gonna have to be HONEST with you, Beth - you’ve written a lot better songs, ’ but he laughs, anyway.
“There’s blood.” to lori or michonne aka judith's mamas from judith :)))
ISOLATION MEME .
There was always blood. On walls, on floors, on skin, across mouths of the DEAD. Michonne takes Judith by the shoulders and turns her toward Michonne so that the older woman can see her, and so Judith can see nothing but her. ‘ That doesn’t mean anything, alright? ’ There was always blood. ALWAYS. It was a bloody world. ‘ They could still be alive. We have to keep looking. ’ The bloody handprint is ignored as Michonne walks past, but it is stamped onto her memory, and she hopes she’s right.
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‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ // For Daryl
VINE STARTERS .
Part of him thinks that, maybe, he should feel offended. But then again, he has no idea what either of those words mean. ‘ When did I agree t’be… BAE? ’ the word sounds funny on his tongue, hair falling over one eye. ‘ You kids an’ yer damn slang. Can’t y’talk like’a normal fuckn’ person? JESUS. ’
‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ (for Daryl !!)
VINE STARTERS .
A SNORT of a laugh escapes him, picking at the squirrel he’s just cooked on the fire. ‘ Surprised y’even remember, s’been so long since y’HAD ANY, ’
“We’ve been walking for days.” ( for lori <3 )
ISOLATION MEME .
‘ I know, baby, I know, ’ One arm drapes around Alex’s shoulders, only to get close enough to kiss her temple. The sun, beating down on them, was hotter today than it had been ALL WEEK. The mother has given her bottle of water to her daughter in hopes that she would stay healthy. Sweat beads at her forehead, plaid swaying back and forth with each step of aching feet. ‘ Not much further, okay? Only another mile or two. I PROMISE, ’
“They’re never going to find us!”
“No one can hear you scream.”
“Kinda scary knowing we’re alone out here.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Please, please don’t.”
“You don’t have to do this.”
“How long have you been out here?”
“I’ve found them!”
“This place looks abandoned.”
“There’s blood.”
“Did you hear that?”
“What’s it matter, they’re never going to find us.”
“We’ve been walking for days.”
“Why would someone else be this far out?”
“We’re in trouble.”
“I’ll get you before they do.”
“It’s so peaceful out here.”
“This is giving me serious Blair Witch vibes.”
“You know I hate horror movies!”
“They could have followed us?”
“That’s not from this world!”
“The silence is terrifying.”
“Is that an animal?”
“It’s so nice not having someone constantly in your ear.”
“Stop breathing down my neck.”
“We’re fine.”
“If we’re not back by Monday, they’ll send someone for us.”
“Scared yet?”
“Now how do we get back?”
“You’re never leaving here.”
“You’re never leaving me.”
“They’ll never find you.”
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
featuring bob stookey , daryl dixon , glenn rhee , hershel greene , lori grimes , michonne , noah , and sasha williams . by ash . sideblog to dcntopen .