[furryfeet]

[today-till-tomorrow]

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

[cipheramnesia]

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot

[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

[tamamita]

here's the solution

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Next trump rally be like:

[charlesoberonn]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

florence + the machine - daffodil

[king-switch]

Happy Fleet Foxes Day

It’s the Third of May here in Australia, time to get sucked back into their music and feel that carnal desire to live inside at least 5 different songs of theirs at once :)

[cinematicwasteland]

[durbikins]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Y’all can download my nudes off LimeWire if you want them

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[deadlines-and-commitments]

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[toastbutteregg]

mine will be “h”

[latadelixo]

[heckin-good-memes]

[mikkeneko]

[raptorific]

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

[raptorific]

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?