*Plays in cloud juice*

Any pronouns are fine. You can call me Dan, Dandy, or anything else you want as long as I know you're talking to me. I'm over 18, my reblogs and posts reflect that. Feel free to tell me if you need me to tag something. This is mostly my personal and reblogs blog. May the peace of Gonzo be with you.

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[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[hypersensationalism]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you have the right to eat way too many pierogi and make yourself a little sick. you have the right to go skydiving. you have the right to pull an all-nighter building the Imperial City of Tamriel in Minecraft. you have the right to get drunk in your living room watching football.

life is not about making the safest most logically correct choice at all times. you're a blob of salty meat piloting a flesh mech and you get to act like it.

[moniquill]

[redstonedust]

i understand schooling in the usa sucks but i do think there reaches a point where blaming your ignorance on your education system starts ringing a little hollow. like girl you know you don't have to stop learning new things the moment you graduate highschool right. you can look things up before you say them. your browser has a search bar. the internet is at your fingertips. please........

[aetherograph]

instead of using google or (gods forbid) genAI predictive text programs when you don't know something, try using wikipedia. Because it's, you know, what wikipedia is for. If its a word, try using dictionary.com. Both have apps for your phone and wikipedia has widgets that you can use to put the searchbar directly on your home screen.

Wikipedia is a gift to humanity and if you can't use the app, then use firefox browser to open it up. Using your browser also gets around censorship from the app store or google play store.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

[aetherograph]

Oh! Then I know the EXACT person you should be mad at! Michael O'Rielly! He's the one that gutted the Children's Programming Rules, which covered internet as well as television.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

HELLO?

[aetherograph]

#so the death of the Saturday morning cartoon is THIS motherfuckers fault?????

Indeed it is! The FCC controls how much of broadcasting has to cater to children and that includes how educational that programming has to be, and exactly how much and in what way you are allowed to advertise to kids. That's why for the entire 90s and up to the early 00s, kids shows had shorter commercial breaks, and ads that talked about a website had to say "ask your parents before going online", and those websites had to be non-commercial--i.e. they could not be shops, and could not have any way you could spend money or were encouraged to spend money. That's why Barbie.com was flash games, and O'Rielly LIFTING that ban is why Barbie.com now takes you directly to a storefront instead.

If you're mad about Saturday Morning Cartoons, dark patterns in ads targeted at children, online protections for kids, or wondering why educational children's shows aren't as much of a thing as they used to be, get mad at the FCC and the person in charge of it who is gutting the Children's Brodcasting Rules (sometimes called the Kid Vid Rules), because those rules control all of that!

While O'Rielly is responsible for gutting the rules in 2019, he was replaced in 2020 by Nathan Simington as head of the FCC, and Simington resigned in June of this year. The post remains vacant as of the time of this writing (August 31, 2025).

And a side note: Things like KOSA and SCREEN and all those other censorship bills that use "think of the children" are not going to protect children at all; if you want to protect kids online, there is already a way to do that it's called the Kid Vid Rules and the FCC is the one that can update and change them to keep up with the times! It doesn't need a congress vote, it already got voted on in 1990!

[lindleland]

tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

[junglejim4322]

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

[xx-j4nu5-c4t5-xx]

i think he likes that man

[beardedmrbean]

[moniquill]

[moniquill]

@ganurath

too good to leave in the tags:

i have a horrible theory#the goal of the remake is to get people on the mainland to vacation to hawai'i and visit disney's resort there#therefore the movie needed to end on a message that visiting hawai'i is a positive thing#which meant that it needed a “happy ending” involved traveling regularly to hawai'i#almost all the plot changes ripple from that end goal

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not even really beauty standards centered around attractiveness to men- it's specifically the idea of movies being made with the assumption that the default viewer is a heterosexual man

[femtenn]

Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing

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