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[apinchofsanity]

Mormor: Murder Husbands featuring Jeremy Renner as Sebastian Moran

Jesus, having a husband is a lot of work!

[richxrdbrook-deactivated2022041]

@dishonorablefuckyou

[dropdeadsniper]

Sebastian snorted, “And you’re a fucking leprechaun. You fit in anything. And it’s a ittle hard not to sleep on the couch when your scrawny ass manags to take up 90% of the bed some nights. Ain’t got anywhere else to sleep sometimes.” Seastian looked around, smirking, “Reminds me of something my mom would design.”

[deadlyacademic-blog]

“Don’t be snide. Like you said, I’m small. If I’m in your way, move me.” He examined the furinture, paying no mind to price, instead looking at the material and designer and such. Deeming everything he found acceptale, he spoke again. “That settles it - it’s perfect. For now.” He looked around. “Find me someone to buy it off of, would you love?” 

[dropdeadsniper]

“Trust me, I know how your lack of impulse control very well,” he muttered, looking down at his clothes, “I don’t look like a hobo. There’s only like 3 holes. I wouldn’t complain if you redid the tub, though. Barely fuckin’ fit in the one there now.” He’d already resigned himself to following Jim around, having no clue what he wanted this time past different. “Might as well. At least that way you can see if a couch is actually comfortable.” Was it actually possible for a designer couch to be comfortable? Stuck up pricks probably cared more about how it looked.

[deadlyacademic-blog]

“That’s because you’re abysmally tall,” Jim said, in regards to the tub. “I fit in it fine. And I’m tempted to get one that isn’t comfortable so that you won’t sleep on it. You do that far too much. Which is to say, you do it at all.” Jim caught sight of the color red and followed it, ending up in a display room of dark wood and blood red accents. “Oooh, I love this.” 

[dropdeadsniper]

Sebastian rolled his eyes, “I really don’t get the point in all this. The couch is fine, I can sew the hole and flip the cushion around and you won’t even see it.” He snagged the list from Jim, scanning the names, “Y’know, I’ve only heard these names because of you, which has to mean they’re stupidly priced. Probably doesn’t even take a third of the cost to make it. Why’re you gonna pay so much for something you’ll probably be throwing out in a couple weeks?”

[deadlyacademic-blog]

“I have very little impulse control,” Jim deadpanned, snatching his list back. “Also, they are pretty. I want our home to look nice, to make up for the fact that you usually look like a deranged hobo. You’re lucky I left the original appliances in. I’d love to redo the bathroom. A nice, big tub, for lots of baths. Big enough for both of us twice over. Mm, now there’s a thought.” He paused for a moment to consider how having two Sebastians would go. He’d probably kill one. That’d be nice - getting to stab Sebastian without having to worry about finding a new bodyguard. “Anyway, we’ve decided on red, then?” He didn’t wait for a reply. “Let’s look for one of those pre-assembled display rooms. That way we have a good list of things we can snatch up all at once.” 

[dropdeadsniper]

    It’s not that Sebastian grew up without money, quite the opposite in fact. It’s just that he didn’t enjoy being wasteful - with anything. Anything he had he kept until it was essentially useless. Jeans and shirts with multiple holes were deemed still wearable until they were threadbare, stains washed out or not cared for. It just didn’t make sense to him to get rid of something still perfectly usable.

   When Jim had stabbed the couch, he’d offered to just sew it (he’s resourceful, fucking sue him) rather than throwing it out (”Seriously Jim, it’s fine, you don’t need to redo the entire fuckin’ living room because of one hole.”) Despite that, he still found himself in the store with Jim, feeling ridiculously out of place and just a bit uncomfortable. He took this pillow, flipping it around to find a price tag, grimacing at the numbers, “Yeah, and then you can’t see the blood stains and we wont be doing this again in a week. But fuck, Jim, this useless pillow’s fuckin’ 50 quid.”

[deadlyacademic-blog]

“So?” Jim replied, taking and placing the pillow back on the shelf. “It’s got every right to be. It’s designer.” He believed firmly in the power of a name - his own was renowned enough. “Now, I already looked online, so I know more or less what I want. I want a Marlburg sofa, definitely - they’re a nice brown leather and wood, which will blend nicely with whatever decor we choose.” He pulled a piece of paper from his lapel pocket, eyeing his list. “I also wrote down something about Steijer lounge chairs, but I’m thinking now I’d prefer a Darwin set. Those are leather, as well, so it’ll go with the Marlburg.” 

[dropdeadsniper]

Sebastian Moran  ☠  Independent  ☠  Semi-selective

’Ex-colonel. Ex-drug addict. Fought a tiger, barely won. Contractual killer. Basic stuff, y’know?’

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[jessjessbc]

I think Jim Moriarty can play the piano really well, like he could've been a concert pianist and he DESPISES the sound of a violin and he thinks Sherlock is a barbarian for playing it.

that is awesome.

Like image Seb finding him one night playing the piano because his mind is working again and he just stands in the door and listens as Jim play ridiculously complicated tunes, he’s totally lost in the music and doesn’t notice his sniper.

[consultingspiderinwestwood]

#Jim composes for his sniper#but he never tells his sniper that#he did it for him#because that’d be weak and sentimental#and Jim doesn’t have time for that shit (via: professorjimstiger) 

[deadlyacademic-blog]

[deadlyacademic-blog]

@dropdeadsniper

    Jim was...wasteful, really, when it came to money. He paid his employees exorbitantly, he bought only the most high-end clothing - even his plain clothes, like t-shirts and jumpers, we of the highest quality materials and either hand-made or designer, if not both. He did not know how to do things in moderation. On top of this, he was also fickle, and usually replaced things that he bought soon after he’d gotten used to owning it. The slightest loose stitch or stain would cause him to destroy an outfit and replace it with something twice as extravagant. 

Thus, here they were, Sebastian and Jim, in a high-end department store looking at furniture, because Jim had thrown a small fit the day before and stabbed a knife into the couch, and thus demanded they change all of the furniture, down to the most base decor. Sebastian was lucky, Jim thought, that the paint was a nice color, or they’d change that, too. “Oh, ‘Bastian, look,” Jim exclaimed loudly, purposely playing the part of an overeager househusband, the persona he’d chosen for the outing. He lifted a small, blood-red pillow, handing it over to Sebastian. “Red. We should do red.” 

[governmentofficial]

“That’s funny, you know, because I live here, and usually no one is around either.”

[deadlyacademic-blog]

      “I know. That’s why I like it here. Quiet.” 

[otpmusings]

“You’re very wealthy and I grew up poor and now we’re buying furnishings for our first house together, and will you PLEASE put those back, we DO NOT need $900 bed sheets!” au

[deadlyacademic-blog]

             ﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣   I AM THE KING, THE QUEEN, AND THE PRINCE ALL IN ONE, AND I WILL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE MY KINGDOM FALLS. @deadlyacademic

[poxsonmenace]

Why I haven’t been active for the past two days; I was trying to make a video, and I’ve finished! Converting the scenes was a bugger, but I persisted, and was able to make this ;3 If you watch the little video, do let me know what you think. 

[deadlyacademic-blog]

+ @governmentofficial

      “Normally I break in here and no one is around.” 

[deadlyacademic-blog]

             (FORMERLY THEMANBEHINDTHEMURDER) I AM THE KING, THE QUEEN, AND THE PRINCE IN ONE -

   I WILL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE MY KINGDOM FALLS