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@bornonthebattleground
i rlly wished we lived in a world where politicians saying they’re pro family/family values meant,, like, ‘child abuse needs to be stopped’ or ‘we need to make the foster system better’ and not ‘we’re queerphobic bigots who think LGBT+ people don’t deserve basic human decency’
The signs as shady texts
Aries: Fine.
Taurus: kay
Gemini: kk :)
Cancer: okay i guess
Leo: lmao k
Virgo: …ok
Libra: haha ur funny
Scorpio: k.
Sagittarius: LOL
Capricorn: {read yesterday, 2:17pm}
Aquarius: idk im rly busy
Pisces: sorry fell asleep
THIS IS SO SPOT ON I CAN’T EVEN
you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup.
Why would you even say something like that…
jesus fuck
yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao
Yesssss!!!! Omg!
@goodvibes-floatin
Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.
YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER
i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game
YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL
wait were are all the comments about how violence is wrong and that if you react like that then you’re no better than him
But I wonder how many takes did the “Dean slams Cas against the wall” scene have to go through because Jensen and Misha couldn’t keep a straight face??
somebody pls ask this at next con.
bill nye: says some positive things about gender identity and sexuality
some of yall: immediately try to dig up whatever half assed dirt you can find to make a lying callout post because you for whatever reason cannot bare the thought of anyone but lgbt people saying these things
Bill Nye, (on a childrens show that will not let him use the word Sex on PBS): Gender is decided by chromosomes. Bill Nye on his adult-ass TV show: Gender is a spectrum. Y’all: SO NOW YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND???? Like, yes? 20 fucking years. And he’s a SCIENTIST. His JOB is “When I find new information I reassert my stance on this new evidence”
Best part is he never even said gender is decided by chromosomes! The actual clip never mentions gender, and the caption was added by a random person on Twitter (likely as slander).
this is why we can’t have good things.
this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗
You’re fine. The clothes are made to be easy to manufacture on machines, not for bodies. The clothes suck, not you.
They’re also manufactured to look attractive on hangers, and very few of us are shaped like hangers. You’re fine.
😱😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thank u please more of this type of body positivity I need it
Legit though! I’m a hobbyist seamstress and these are my experiences when shopping mainstream:
For example, most H&M blouses these days don’t even have boobdarts. Which means they will sit awkwardly on literally anyone with boobs, no matter the size. But on hangers or when folded on display? They look fab as fuck. Because hangers don’t have boobs. And the models chosen to show them on the catwalk are usually chosen for their lack of boobage too (unless it’s for lingerie), other requirements including ridiculous size and weight requirements. As for the average (EU available) clothing shops, the worst offender I’ve encountered yet was Zara. Everything’s way too long and way too flat: clearly aimed to look good on the catwalk models but not intended for normal people. At all.
Also sizes are just numbers. Shopping online has taught me that I’m a European M, an American XS-S, and a Japanese L-XL. And then these sizes even vary from shop to shop in the same country: I’m an XL at Apples but an S at Lola&Liza, for example. They’ve also been reducing the sizes of these numbers throughout the years to make people feel bad about themselves and to sell more weight-loss products. Don’t let a number get you down, it does not define you.
So please don’t feel bad about yourself when shops refuse to cater to your size. The clothes they sell are not aimed at real human beings. They are the ones in the wrong here, not you!
They’ve also been reducing the sizes of these numbers throughout the years to make people feel bad about themselves and to sell more weight-loss products. <- is this a real thing? like, do we have proof?
Because i always thought that.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass
Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.
so much love for her <3
Question time
Men, i’ve been so not on Tumblr in the past months, that i missed tag and everything. Ok so, let’s get back to it.
TAGGED BY: @notobadthings
RULES: Answer the questions and tag nine people you want to get to know better--i really won’t tag anyone because it feels super weird since i’ve mostly disappeared.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married
FAVORITE COLOR: Reds, bright pinks, bright blues
LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: Lipstick. I discovered liquit matte lipstick and it’s a drug. Also Kat von D makeup just got to Sephora here, and a friend has me hooked on that.
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: I’m listening to Maiden on Spotify and now Hallowed be thy name is playing <3 love this song. Love Maiden always.
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: In cinema? Guardians of the Galaxy vol.II which was very good even though not as vol I (ok, yes, i know). But Baby Groot, Drax and Rocket made the movie SO WORTH IT. I’m so here for Baby Groot you have no idea.
TOP THREE SHOWS: Favs of all times: Battlestar Galactica, The Good Wife, Mad Men. (they’re on Netflix, good time to binge!)
TOP THREE CHARACTERS: from shows or what? uhm this is so hard. Like, from tv shows I would say Diane Lockhart (TGW), Charlie from Spn (sigh), and of corse Kara Starbuck Trace from BSG.
TOP THREE SHIPS: Well, that’s easy because despite my name as a crazy shipper (???) i only ship hard very few couples: Destiel, Wolfstar, Willicia. I will add Stony as a bonus because i like it but don’t actively ship it.
BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: Recently finished Dark Currents from that awesome lady that is Jacqueline Carey, and am starting Autumn Bones, which is the second book in the Agent of Hel trilogy THAT YOU ALL SHOULD READ GO READ IT RIGHT NOW because it’s basically SPN with an awesome female lead meeting Gilmore Girls so i don’t see why you’re not reading it yet!!
I TAG: nobody really, feel free to take it.
2 months, 27 days, 22 hours. And I still wonder. What you’re doing, how do you feel, what makes you laugh these days, what makes you worry, what gives you joy.
Stupidly envious if the ppl who get to talk to you everyday. Jealous of their ability to have a perfectly valid reason to do so.
While I have no reason but a bucket of feelings that won’t go away. No reason but just wanting to hear you smile through the phone, and say nothing at all.
No reason but missing you more that I thought possible.
Finding myself walking on these streets and suddenly realizing that I won’t bump into you anymore, and the word gets a little darker, a little sadder.
And wondering how can I survive the winter.
2 months 27 days 22 hours.
7 months, 10 days, 13 hours.
Still there. Sometimes less painful, sometimes it feels like i’m healed. But i’m not. I still feel like i’m never going to be the same again.
And i still wonder. If your heart hurts when you press the keys with the letter of my name. Does it hurt you to think of me, if you ever think of me at all, beside the inevitability of work. And when it happens, do you try to make it as brief as possible?
I do, and never succeed.
It feels like removing a part of my soul.
I miss you. And i don’t know if there ever is a life when i don’t.
Carol‘s director, Todd Haynes, who was also snubbed by the Academy for the first time this award’s season, not only refused to center on masculine experience (he cut a scene where Therese gave Richard a hand job, for example, deciding to eschew all male pleasure on-screen); he also made the bold decision to allow Carol‘s audience to laugh at men. Not with men. No, Haynes invited viewers to see the men in his movie — these husbands and boyfriends and duplicitous know-it-all notions sellers — through the eyes of queer women and to laugh openly at their silliness, unearned confidence, and expendability. And in 1952! Carol’s husband, Harge, tries everything he can to control her. He isolates her from her friends, tries to emotionally and physically intimidate her, blackmails her with custody of their daughter, and even hires a private investigator to follow her and Therese and collect incriminating evidence of their affair. When he tries to coerce Carol into spending Christmas with him, he says he doesn’t want her to be alone, but Carol points out that she has a best friend/former lover, Abby, to enjoy her holidays with. She truly does not need him. Carol knocks him to the ground when he’s groping her in a drunken stupor, Abby slams the door in his face when he shows up in the middle of the night to bully her, and the most triumphant moment of the film is when Carol walks out on him (and a roomful of male lawyers) after declaring that she will not live against her grain. He is the embodiment of toxic masculinity and she shrugs him off like her fur coat.
The “Carol” Oscars Snub: The Problem Isn’t Lesbians, It’s Misandry (via priceofsalts)
@befani
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Let’s keep this straight. #immigration
THIS
This needs a billboard not a screenshot
hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
My husband: ‘We cannot get a cat from the shelter’
Me: why??
Husband: ‘BECAUSE I’LL END UP TAKING THEM ALL AND WE HAVE NO SPACE!!!!’
flipocrite:
robert-youheartbreaker:
lookatthesefreakinghipsters:
Green Day posted this picture on their Facebook page:
Which, given their history of political opinions, makes sense.
But the comments are fucking wild, man. Like, did these commentators even listen to any of Green Day’s work?
Buddy, you used Green Day as an escape from politics? I don’t think you understand how that works.
Yes, yes, Green Day should stay out of politics. They’ve really been known for the quietness on political events (*sarcasm*).
What are Green Day’s music or public statements makes you think they are willing to sit by and let an authoritarian demagogue rise without protesting that? He hasn’t said “mean things,” he’s a fucking dictator-in-waiting.
But at least some commentators got it:
#KeepPunkPolitical
why do people keep getting surprised when they find politics in contemporary art
“ you better be nice to me or else i’m going to oppress the shit out of you”
As a white person.
Fuck white people.
Really though, as a white person. Fuck white people.
Another white person checking in. Fuck white people.
I’m white. Fuck white people.
I’m white. Fuck white people.
White here too, and we ought to go fuck off.
Same
i’m the whitest, pinkest person alive, and fuck white people.
if you are an ally, if you are leftist, if you care about others only when it accommodates you, when it’s easy and convenient, then you’re not much of an ally to begin with. You are not much of a person, either. I’m so done with this .
Fuck white ppl, really.
