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Sebastian Moran. Ex-Colonel, right hand to the most dangerous man in London (Read the rules page) (fc: Sebastian Stan)

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“That’s because you’re abysmally tall,” Jim said, in regards to the tub. “I fit in it fine. And I’m tempted to get one that isn’t comfortable so that you won’t sleep on it. You do that far too much. Which is to say, you do it at all.” Jim caught sight of the color red and followed it, ending up in a display room of dark wood and blood red accents. “Oooh, I love this.” 

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Sebastian snorted, “And you’re a fucking leprechaun. You fit in anything. And it’s a ittle hard not to sleep on the couch when your scrawny ass manags to take up 90% of the bed some nights. Ain’t got anywhere else to sleep sometimes.” Seastian looked around, smirking, “Reminds me of something my mom would design.”

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“I have very little impulse control,” Jim deadpanned, snatching his list back. “Also, they are pretty. I want our home to look nice, to make up for the fact that you usually look like a deranged hobo. You’re lucky I left the original appliances in. I’d love to redo the bathroom. A nice, big tub, for lots of baths. Big enough for both of us twice over. Mm, now there’s a thought.” He paused for a moment to consider how having two Sebastians would go. He’d probably kill one. That’d be nice - getting to stab Sebastian without having to worry about finding a new bodyguard. “Anyway, we’ve decided on red, then?” He didn’t wait for a reply. “Let’s look for one of those pre-assembled display rooms. That way we have a good list of things we can snatch up all at once.” 

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“Trust me, I know how your lack of impulse control very well,” he muttered, looking down at his clothes, “I don’t look like a hobo. There’s only like 3 holes. I wouldn’t complain if you redid the tub, though. Barely fuckin’ fit in the one there now.” He’d already resigned himself to following Jim around, having no clue what he wanted this time past different. “Might as well. At least that way you can see if a couch is actually comfortable.” Was it actually possible for a designer couch to be comfortable? Stuck up pricks probably cared more about how it looked.

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“So?” Jim replied, taking and placing the pillow back on the shelf. “It’s got every right to be. It’s designer.” He believed firmly in the power of a name - his own was renowned enough. “Now, I already looked online, so I know more or less what I want. I want a Marlburg sofa, definitely - they’re a nice brown leather and wood, which will blend nicely with whatever decor we choose.” He pulled a piece of paper from his lapel pocket, eyeing his list. “I also wrote down something about Steijer lounge chairs, but I’m thinking now I’d prefer a Darwin set. Those are leather, as well, so it’ll go with the Marlburg.” 

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Sebastian rolled his eyes, “I really don’t get the point in all this. The couch is fine, I can sew the hole and flip the cushion around and you won’t even see it.” He snagged the list from Jim, scanning the names, “Y’know, I’ve only heard these names because of you, which has to mean they’re stupidly priced. Probably doesn’t even take a third of the cost to make it. Why’re you gonna pay so much for something you’ll probably be throwing out in a couple weeks?”

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    Jim was…wasteful, really, when it came to money. He paid his employees exorbitantly, he bought only the most high-end clothing - even his plain clothes, like t-shirts and jumpers, we of the highest quality materials and either hand-made or designer, if not both. He did not know how to do things in moderation. On top of this, he was also fickle, and usually replaced things that he bought soon after he’d gotten used to owning it. The slightest loose stitch or stain would cause him to destroy an outfit and replace it with something twice as extravagant. 

Thus, here they were, Sebastian and Jim, in a high-end department store looking at furniture, because Jim had thrown a small fit the day before and stabbed a knife into the couch, and thus demanded they change all of the furniture, down to the most base decor. Sebastian was lucky, Jim thought, that the paint was a nice color, or they’d change that, too. “Oh, ‘Bastian, look,” Jim exclaimed loudly, purposely playing the part of an overeager househusband, the persona he’d chosen for the outing. He lifted a small, blood-red pillow, handing it over to Sebastian. “Red. We should do red.” 

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    It’s not that Sebastian grew up without money, quite the opposite in fact. It’s just that he didn’t enjoy being wasteful - with anything. Anything he had he kept until it was essentially useless. Jeans and shirts with multiple holes were deemed still wearable until they were threadbare, stains washed out or not cared for. It just didn’t make sense to him to get rid of something still perfectly usable.

   When Jim had stabbed the couch, he’d offered to just sew it (he’s resourceful, fucking sue him) rather than throwing it out (”Seriously Jim, it’s fine, you don’t need to redo the entire fuckin’ living room because of one hole.”) Despite that, he still found himself in the store with Jim, feeling ridiculously out of place and just a bit uncomfortable. He took this pillow, flipping it around to find a price tag, grimacing at the numbers, “Yeah, and then you can’t see the blood stains and we wont be doing this again in a week. But fuck, Jim, this useless pillow’s fuckin’ 50 quid.”

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Sebastian Moran  ☠  Independent  ☠  Semi-selective

’Ex-colonel. Ex-drug addict. Fought a tiger, barely won. Contractual killer. Basic stuff, y’know?’

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i think i might vaguely return to this. hello.

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hi this blog isnt totally abandoned im just in emo trash hell with seb hovering occasionally

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so i guess my hiatus is done uhhh

i got a new computer and it’s tiny as fuck, i graduated high school but only barely like day before graduation i was failing a class, my dad got m a new phone for graduation and probably wouldn’t have if he’d known how close i was to not graduating oops

but yes hello would any one like to plot things adn tell me what i’ve missed

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Vampires Will Never Hurt You

     He had a method to feeding. Find someone unsuspecting, lure them home, have a little fun, and drink. Never enough to matter, but enough to keep going. He wasn’t one of those savages that would just drain someone and toss them aside. People had other people to care about them, and doing that brought unwanted attention, so it was easier to feed more often than ring attention. Let it be known that Sebastian Moran was not a savage, and took care of his food. They always came back willingly, and never knew they were donating blood. It was fun for both parties involved, and no one died.

     Tonight was no different from any other feeding night. He’d gone out, looking for someone who was interested in him, probably for sex, and who interested him, as food. Tonight’s location was some gay bar a few blocks from his flat, one he’d become known as a regular at, and always took someone home from. He slid into a stool at the bar, surveying the other patrons.

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hello hi i’m alive, but taking a hiatus

my computer was beyond saving, no one kows what’s wrong with it but we got me a new one

school is kicking my as, i have to get an impossible grade to graduate, i had a gIANT essay and finished that to be given another essay this week, on top of a powerpoint, and regular art projects, and a bunch of other things love 4th quarter

i’ve also gotten to go to 2 concerts and i’d never been to any before so that’s gr8

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gunpowderandsteel replied to your post:gunpowderandsteel replied to your post:not gonna...

// all very good points hmm. yeah that’s hard - but yeah i still support this idea, i’m a little obsessed with him. and when i picked my FC I had to be pressured into it by tumblr and it was the best decision ever so yeah *pressures*

hnnnnnn i'll decide after i get my laptop working

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Sebastian Moran  ☠  Independent  ☠  Semi-selective

’Ex-colonel. Ex-drug addict. Fought a tiger, barely won. Contractual killer. Basic stuff, y’know?’

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gunpowderandsteel replied to your post:not gonna lie is till kind of want to change seb’s...

// I 100% support this idea.

it's just

lack of icons for rn if i did it now

and like

everything for mcr was shot with a potato

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not gonna lie is till kind of want to change seb's face to gerard way

i can make icons for it if i did bUT i would have to get my laptop working which btw new hard drive bUT it won't turn on

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My laptop's hard drive is dead and I have no clue when I'm getting a new one, I'm hoping tomorrow, but I don't know.

I'm sorry I'm really terrible at being on this blog, I'm trying to fix that but it's a little hard when my laptop is out of commission Maybe a new hard drive will get it working better and I'll be able to use chrome while skyping who knows

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"Oui."

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"Awesome!"