don't touch my crossbow

alex blake. 38. i hunt witches for a living, what the hell are you doing with your life?

[deadlyalex]

ooc notice

alright so the activity and inspiration for this little guy has been lacking severely lately so i’ve decided to put him on an indefinite hiatus. i’m pretty sure that he will return once i get the witch hunter mojo back but for now i’d rather focus more on one character than having to worry about struggling with both

since alex has no friends to speak of (i wonder why) i’ll just have him disappear without a trace to go search for his estranged daddy summoner and perhaps he will return soon to shoot some more people xoxo

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[brett-tharp-tos]

[PM] Spriggins? I will have a look in my mighty filing cabinet of knowledge in my head!

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Please, take your time, you useless fucking weirdo

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

[pm] Oh, yeah? Care to elaborate?

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Not really.

[brett-tharp-tos]

[PM] I’m smart. And a Scribe. We know everything…. Well, everything is an exaggeration. Say… you don’t know of any hunters that cut people’s hands off, do you?

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Congratulations. Can’t say I do. At least I haven’t done that recently What can you tell me about Spriggans? Do they have a habit of forming covens?

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

[pm] Word to this wise– don’t try and go after it yourself just because it’s got your interest. You’ll likely end up dead. If not because of the fucking fae in town, then because that’s my goddamn territory.

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Thanks for the vote of confidence but something tells me it’s not much of a threat anymore, the thing already got a knife through its skull.

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

[pm] No, no. That’s something else entirely. Sounds more like a Spriggan than a Banshee of all things. Banshees look just like humans. Fucking weird, right? Anyway, they’re harbingers of death and blah, blah, blah. There’s at least one in town.

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Spriggan? How many of these fucking things are there Sounds very interesting. Well, good luck finding them.

[coverthekeyholes-blog]

At least I didn’t get my foot grabbed by that black smoke and have to be saved by a 12-year-old girl with a shotgun.

So there.

[deadlyalex]

Touche.

Still not fighting a child.

[professor-exorcist]

[pm] Then you picked a really bad town to hunker down in. I can come by when I get my head straight again tomorrow night if they’re still bothering you.

[deadlyalex]

[pm] Yeah, no shit. Even if they’re not, I wouldn’t mind a little ghost-proofing. Paying you for your troubles wouldn’t be an issue.

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

[pm] Right. Figured that one out on my own. I can feel it. Let’s just say– I know things about certain creatures. What they do, how they work, how to kill them, the basics, really. There were no bombs or, if there were, they were unrelated. It was a Banshee. Heard of it before? Fucking annoying creatures and damn hard to do anything with once they gain their bearings.

[deadlyalex]

[pm] I vaguely remember hearing about those. They wouldn’t happen to have strange, green tattoos all over their skin and tiny horns sprouting from their heads, would they?

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

[pm] A random guy setting off explosions, huh? That’s a fucking new one. I might know what it really is– not exactly keen on giving out all of my secrets to strangers on the internet. Who are you? And, while we’re on the subject, what are you?

[deadlyalex]

[pm] I’m human, which is statistically surprising for the town. And let’s just say I have a personal interest in the matter or more importantly, the aforementioned blood disease. 

There. No longer strangers. 

[sarcasticwarden-blog]

So, um, has anyone else heard that glass-shattering scream noise? Started when the moon went all wonky, I think. Might have made you a bit nauseous, disoriented, or even knocked you out cold. Just wondering if there’s been any news on that front. Strange town, right? Fucking Banshees. If if find you–

[deadlyalex]

[pm] A hardly reliable source with a self-proclaimed ‘strange blood disease’ told me that it was a random guy setting off explosions. I’m guessing you know what it really is?

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[professor-exorcist]

[pm] I have plenty of stuff that works, yes. Are you saying you’d like my help?

[deadlyalex]

[pm] I’m saying that if you know what you’re doing then by all means, do what you know. I’m sick and tired of ghosts. 

[most--fowl]

[pm] They’re not dangerous.

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[deadlyalex]

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