Thatonedude

Original blog: deadlycupcake132

[deadlycupcake132]

From imgur, wont let me link correctly...

[just-shower-thoughts]

The era of alcohol and tobacco has been replaced by caffeine and cannabis.

[elpatron56]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

I’m gonna blast a motherfucker to smithereens 

[grimeclown]

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

[grimeclown]

I have tinnitus

[nicolas-px]

I’ve got a

jra for my jitties

and some

janties for my jussy

[busket]

This has to stop.

[thelastasgaardian]

Why are there pockets in the janties?

[nicolas-px]

Obviously to hold my

jondoms

[runcibility]

this post is like driving past a traffic accident seconds after it happened

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[thethirdcircle]

It Follows (2014)

[batter-sempai]

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[thegoodvybe]

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

[symphonicseauxl]

and then you have to pee

[sexhaver]

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

[dapperalbinobudgie]

She had a what now

[e-ghoul]

[ryonello]

vinemetal alchemist

[goobra]

people on this website need to learn good insults. i’m so tired of having to read shit like “expired waffle” PLEASE just call someone a dumbass

[deadlycupcake132]

Arent you just a soggy pickle

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[siderealsandman]

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

[painkillua-deactivated20190621]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 yooo ⚰️

[dandelionkicker]

😭😭😭

[ahhthelegend]

REAL TEARS

[theblaquedahlia]

When I say I’m SCREAMING!!!

[foreveryourfreak]

😂😂😂😂 that nigga was STUCK‼️

[ahhthelegend]

oh lawd

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

MTG Planeswalker class by DersitePhantom

Rest of the spell list is in the source.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beauzos]

when a character you hate dies

[excima]

I’m bubbie

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

[conorlnc]

It’s free realestate

[gif87a-com]

Praise till you’re hollow [x]