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ducks

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me when i see ducks

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quoth the raven:

“to show the power of flex tape, I cut this chamber door in half!”

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to all the people named “fredwardthegreat” on gmail, etc

“hsshhririsndhruejejdb” is a much better name. you should change it immediately.

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so i saw this:

and i thought i’d do the math

hmmmm

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changing your password

Google: “You can change your password! Anyone can change your password! It’s easy and instant!”

Microsoft: “We can probably help you change your password. Give it a while.”

Apple: “You’re gonna have to completely wipe your phone, idiot. ”

[deadlyikitten]

“My life is a collection of scars and stories and sometimes I can’t tell them apart.”

— // 3.18.16 (via writingfiresparksmypen)

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Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!

[snorelaks]

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

[thedustydecades]

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

[surprisebitch]

congrats to 1 million notes

[themiddleearthworldoftolkien]

It’s like gravity… Your whole center shifts. Suddenly, it’s not the Earth holding you here. You would do anything, be anything He needs. A friend, a sister, a protector…

[deadlyikitten]

My brother said to me tonight

“My eyebrows are so archy, they wear letterman jackets and date two girls at once.”

[speedyenthusiastphantom]

[deadlyikitten]

Beautiful ❤

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[deadlyikitten]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[just-shower-thoughts]

If life had a reset button, I would have probably pressed it a few times already.

[teenscoolest]

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