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y'know them flies who accompany you on a road trip?
they're largely unaccustomed to survival at your destination. stay with them and hold their hands until you get back home, and feed them food from home. it's vital that you do or they may die, which would be mega sad.
you guys i have an idea
instead of breaking into area 51 we disguise ourselves as aliens and they'll take us right in, especially if we first construct a real ufo and crash it outside first
absolutely love it
when musicians do albums called "the singles." so rebellious. keep it up.
it goes shoe sock shoe sock
a revelation
(: is passive aggressive
:) is not
2019 is the year we all do this to freak out our less technologically savvy friends
it seems i have gained popularity
it's hard being this famous
quoth the raven:
"to show the power of flex tape, I cut this chamber door in half!"
me when i see ducks
ducks
changing your password
Google: "You can change your password! Anyone can change your password! It's easy and instant!"
Microsoft: "We can probably help you change your password. Give it a while."
Apple: "You're gonna have to completely wipe your phone, idiot. "
i just realized that wine connoisseurs tell you that you've made an excellent choice when they're the one recommending the wine. basically, wine connoisseurs commend themselves all the time and i think this behavior is unacceptable.
so i saw this:
and i thought i'd do the math
hmmmm
public service announcement
there's a new dangerous chemical that people are giving to kids. it's called "dihydrogen monoxide" and it's a clear liquid with no smell. if you see anyone trying to give this to anyone, or anyone trying to drink this, stop them immediately!
public service announcement!
college is boring.
i don’t live near the mississippi river
i just like how it’s got a rating.
for people concerned about this post and my sanity, worry no more! i have no sanity and also at the time this was posted my background picture was of the mississippi river's rating on google.
i don't live near the mississippi river
i just like how it's got a rating.