☼☼☼☼

angry chinchilla noise

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

[intensional]

[fixc-deactivated20160520]

timboblr is TOXIc

me, a harmless beepdeep shipper: salutations

AN EVIL SJW:

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[thebootydiaries]

sir,

[thebootydiaries]

you may be wondering, but why did you block out his url? you always get discourse, but this is the first time you’ve blocked out a url, why? well son let me explain. firstly, im not your real dad. secondly, this guy has a literal urine kink. his blog is actual peeing porn. urine. a real live grown man person. i am cryign as i type this

[magsmash]

when u and ur friends look fresh af

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[champagnemanagement]

[grubsludge]

dont talk to me or my son ever again

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[meanplastic]

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[setheverman]

[setheverman]

hmmm… anyway

[justteddyingaround]

I have never shipped something as hard as I ship this actual real life persons on the tumblrs. Please someone write this OTP right McFuckin now. I will shower you in attention, candy and non-sexual affection for years to come if you do so. Thank you. @thebootydiaries @setheverman

[thebootydiaries]

now i have to delete my blog for good

[bakapoporeblog]

‘’Setheverman could not believe it!! His senpai. His one and only senpai just noticed him. His dear bootydiaries! He was so excited. Now he could express his love for his senpai without seeming clingy or creepy! It was the perfect opportunity! 

well.. except that his senpai thought he wanted to be only friends with them. That was a problem. How could he express his love for senpai without being creepy? Booty would obviously think all those horrid things about him. This is such a dilemma. I don’t know any other solution than to seem indifferent. Hopefully this won’t push my senpai away!!’’ Setheverman response: hmmm… anyway ‘’MY FIRST TALK WITH SENPAI!!!!! I hope this conveys my utter love and adoration to him!’’ And after that Seth went to sleep with his favorite body pillow of thebootydiaries

@setheverman @teddys-notebook @thebootydiarys 

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you’re welcome

[thebootydiaries]

[deadlyromantics]

guy: what that mouth do?

me: pray

[mothurs]

me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start

[carolsturkas]

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

[danisontnonfire]

these are getting more and more specific