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@perpetual-enjine
Touya: I learned many things in the course of my recovery. For example, that my actions have consequences.
Enji: (nodding peacefully with his arms folded) Mhm, mhm.
Touya: And that I need to be thinking long-term when I do things.
Enji: Proud of you, baby.
Touya: For example, I didn’t kill Hawks, and now he’s my stepdad, so I should have tried h-
Enji: You know baby, let’s save this for therapy.
Enji: (seductively) Please do whatever you want with me.
Hawks: I’m taking you to a therapist.
Enji: WHAT
Reblog and put in the tags a character you love but most of the fandom hates.
Mobility workout for shoulders
You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.
I took the bus for three years when I lived in Honolulu and haven't lived anywhere with even usable public transit since, but in those three years I had dozens of utterly bizarre experiences that were also Perfectly Normal. This is because the human condition is vast and also Very fucking Weird.
Kid one the bus next to me whose backpack starts moving and it turns out he's got three chickens and a painted turtle he caught in there? This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been catching small game and transporting it home in whatever they had since we invented bags to put chickens and turtles in.
I traded him three king-size snickers bars I had on me for the turtle because I vaguely remembered that many freshwater turtles were toxic to eat (incorrectly, as it turns out, but this was when I still had a Nokia Brick that lived a blissful, internet-free existence), and didn't want him accidentally poisoning his family, but didn't want to just. Steal his hard-won turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been cautious about poisons, looking out for strangers kids and bartering shit since before we were technically humans, probably.
Having acquired a turtle, I now needed to transport the turtle to the on-campus pond that effectively served as an Invasive Freshwater Turtle Containment Zone, but did not have a bag that could adequately contain him so I had to sit the rest of that bus ride, at the station and all through the next bus ride holding the turtle like the world's angriest hamburger. Multiple people were curious about and delighted with the turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans love an animal, especially one that is capable of appearing grumpy, and hands are for holding things.
By the time I got back to Campus, the anthropology and child psychology building that the Invasive Turtle Containment Pond was in had closed, so I had to figure out how to climb the tree over the wall and get down off the roof while holding The World's Angriest And Sharpest Hamburger. I eventually ended up having to briefly shove the turtle into by bra to get up to the initial branch and off the roof without breaking an ankle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans are, as a species, a bunch of barely-evolved arboreal frugivores and really good at Tree Physics, and I don't know a single titty-having bitch out there that hasn't used their bra as Emergency Pockets at least once, if not daily.
I released the turtle into the Turtle Containment Pond and then had to solve the problem of getting back OUT of the locked building, but Nokia Brick never loses a signal or drops a call (including that time I accidentally dropped it off a 13-story building in the middle of a call to my parents and the damn thing BOUNCED but kept the line open. I miss that phone every day.) and while campus security has been carefully trained to not let people IN to places without proper ID and a call to someone inside, they assume that if you got locked in somewhere, that you got in by legitimate means and not Lemur Shenanigans, so i just called them, apologized that I'd been working late with headphones on and didn't realize I'd been locked in. This is Perfectly Normal, people have been lying to cops since laws were invented, and will continue to do so because all cops are bastards.
Anyway, everyone should have access to good public transportation because freedom of movement is a human right and meeting a broad spectrum of humanity is good for your mental health and spiritual welfare.
A little while ago I met an older woman at the bus stop. She was dissheveled, frazzled, and angrily mumbling to herself. I asked her if she was okay, she indicated she was struggling. I asked her what’s going on, she said, “I don’t want to talk about it.” But she did talk about it. From what I understood, she had found herself in some legal trouble. Once the bus arrived, I assumed we would be sitting in different parts of it (empty seats were scarce), so I said, “Good luck with it.” She replied, in the most Grinch-like voice, “Yeah, and good luck with your shit too.”
In the evening, I was going back from work on the same bus, and I saw her again. She was with a man her age who was gently holding her and talking to her softly, and she was smiling. I almost didn’t recognize her, but she waved to me. I thought, “Damn, this must be the only time when getting a man actually solved a woman’s problems.”
People who portray Endeavor as a technologically unsavvy, meme-confused boomer baffle me. MHA is set in the future. Endeavor is Gen Alpha. He grew up around skibidi toilet and other brainrot memes and probably was using a tablet before he could speak. He ain’t a boomer.
Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?
*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.
Teleporting results:
Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements
Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife
Mortal peril - Dangerous humans
I'll have a rough time, but I'll live
Mostly okay, though still a weird experience
Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!
Exposure to elements is half the results. Makes sense, considering this planet is mostly water.
Endeavor was many things. A fraud was NEVER one of them.
Unlike All Might lol
asked about relationship age gaps
this is stupid im deleting this later
Tsukauchi: Sir, how much did you have to drink?
AFO: What?! Two glasses of wine, why?
Tsukauchi: I suspect you’re intoxicated in public.
AFO: No I’m not!
Tsukauchi: Sir, what’s your name?
AFO: I don’t have to tell you.
Tsukauchi: Failure to identify oneself to law enforcement is a crime.
AFO: Zen Shigaraki.
Tsukauchi: You have a warrant.
AFO: It’s not me, it’s someone else!
Tsukauchi: Sir, you’re going to have to come with me.
AFO: No! I know my rights!!
Tsukauchi: Turn around and put your hands behind your back!
Hawks: What in the world is going on?
Tsukauchi: Justice.
AFO: Normally, it’s very easy to get the quirk out of a hero.
AFO: You grab the hero, you squeeze them, the quirk flows like the juice out of a grape, and then you turn it into fine wine.
AFO: Then there’s Endeavor. Endeavor is like trying to get tequila out of a cactus.
AFO: You’re frustrated, you’re covered in wounds, and you’re still. Sober.
Endeavor: And there’s more where that came from, motherfucker.
AFO: See? Cactus.
Shigaraki: What are you doing?
AFO: I’m trying to take Edgeshot’s quirk!
Shigaraki: By rubbing at the carpet??
AFO: I can’t fucking find him!
Shigaraki: Don’t you have Search???
AFO: Yeah! And according to Search, he’s right! Fucking! Here!
Shigaraki: I don’t see anything.
AFO: Yeah, now you understand the fucking problem, Tomura!
Edgeshot: Cold. Colder.
Shigaraki: Oh my god 😂
AFO: I fucking hate that shitty ninja.
Edgeshot: Freezing.
AFO: FUCK YOU!
Keigo keeps his eyes down, hoping Enji won’t notice how red his cheeks are — but of course, Enji does.. and worries the wounds were worse than he thought.
Hawks: Enji, my love, I don’t mind bailing you out of jail, but you owe me an explanation.
Endeavor: (sighs) Okay, so last week, I went to the estranged parents support group, saw Overhaul there, punted him out of the window…
Hawks: So far, of course.
Endeavor: Cops agreed to let it slide just this once. Today, I go to the limb loss support group…
Endeavor: AND GUESS WHO I FUCKING SEE IN THERE!!!
Hawks: 🤦🏼
Endeavor: How come you have eyebrows and eye whites now?
All Might: Turns out the whole time I was just allergic to All for One.
All Might: Hey, how come you’re not a dick now?
Endeavor: Turns out the whole time I was just mentally ill.
All Might: Oh the joys of healthcare.
Endeavor: My son was all dramatic, like, “You’ll never see me again, I’ll get married and move away.”
Hawks: Right.
Endeavor: Last night, I see his ass in my fucking living room.
Endeavor: “I was out of clean underwear and I can’t afford the laundromat.”
Endeavor: I don’t even know what to fucking say to that.
Aizawa: Seriously what the fuck is this??
Endeavor: Toga bit Suneater, then Suneater bit Toga, and now they’ve created an infinity mirror.
Endeavor: I’m not qualified to resolve this, please deal with it.
