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The Nightmare Before Christmas Directed by Henry Selick (1993)

An inventor is looking for a special gift for his son, and finds something interesting in a store in Chinatown. The shopkeeper is reluctant to sell him the little creature, but ends up accepting, on the condition that he is never exposed to light, water or fed after midnight. Naturally, all these rules are disobeyed, which results in a bunch of uncontrolled monsters that decide to destroy the city right on Christmas Eve.

Gremlins (1984) dir. Joe Dante

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♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun ♪

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

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Okay. There are 166.66 (so 167) patrons in the club (20k/120). One in 12 are single and half are women, that means one in 24 are single women. That means that in the entire building there are 6.9 single ladies (let’s say 7 though. One just got broken up with and is fighting to get back together with their SO) if Beyoncé is singing without equiptment, only, she would only be heard by 141 sq feet of the entire establishment.

That means only one single lady would put their hands up… Maybe. Unless it’s that girl who isn’t sure what her relationship status is.