Gracchus Freak

Heya kids, it’s me, your favorite neighborhood non functioning writer, and welcome to this fucked up train of mismatch reblogs. Please go away if you intend on pissing on the poor.

[trottingmalice]

crazy how they've yet to invent something that feels better than making a girl you love laugh

[defiantlybouncingonit]

Sometimes I’ll get a “pfft” and the entirety of my world lights up for a moment

[enchantedbook]

"Offering" by Ulla Thynell

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[superchat]

counterattacking

[itznarcotic]

they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3

[what-even-is-thiss]

My brain for whatever reason just very easily bends around weird concepts. idk if it’s from reading surrealism so much or the adhd or being stuck on tumblr for too long or whatever but so often someone will be like “wow that is so weird how do they come up with that” and it’s just like pretty standard absurdist humor or something and I’m like idk they were probably just staring at a wall and wondered what would happen if you nailed a tomato to it don’t we all do that

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[ozempicofficial]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[what-even-is-thiss]

Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.

[browsethestacks]

The Mummy

Art by Stephanie Pepper

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

man, I *love* period-stylized art sometimes :D  (Mostly hello it’s The Mummy it’s all good)

[burntcopper]

*bangs table* I DEMAND MY 1920s ADVENTURE CARTOON SERIAL, DAMMIT.

[sonypraystation]

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

[sonypraystation]

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

[gryfndorgodess]

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

[exit-path]

YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN'T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

Diversity win! The creepypasta haunting your Minecraft world is trans!

[joyflameball]

[michaelgovehateblog]

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

[generalelectionmusings]

[cephalopod-truther]

What an icon

[baddywronglegs]

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.

Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I often forget that people outside of my little corner of the internet don’t see problems related to reproductive organs as gender neutral and making jokes about my very manly uterus won’t go over well with the normies

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written