Merc With a Mouth

Indie! Selective Deadpool RP blog | Follows from @thedeadpoolunofficial

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𝙃𝙚𝙮! 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙍𝙮𝙖𝙣 𝙍𝙚𝙮𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧-𝙥𝙚𝙞, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙!

Indie. Selective Deadpool RP account. Multiverse/OC Friendly. Mutuals Only || Contracted by Greed

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deadpools fat ass on Marvel Rivals has specifically given me a boner so I'm coming back for his hole specifically.

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They really out my man's whole ass and sack in screen just for me.

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villain!mig starter call

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General Info + Hellverse

Name: Wade Winston Wilson

Alias: Deadpool

Nickname: Wade / DP / Dee Pee

Identity: Unknown

Gender: Male [Trans]

Race: Genetically modified Human

Age: 30s or early 40s

Died: 2018

Appearance: Fully clad in a red and black hero suit. He wears a mask and seems to be nearly "fully human" physically.

Height: 6’2” (188cm)

Weight: 210 Ib (95.25 KG)

Hair: Unknown

Skin: Unknown

Eyes: Completely white

Clothing: Typically seen wearing a black and red suit.

Personality: Deadpool has a sense of humor and is often considered comedic though it seems to be a result of his mental illnesses and mental state. He tends to act without thinking and is considered rather impulsive. Wade has been known to have a temper and anger problems in the past. He tends to also pick random words he gets obsessed with and sometimes people.

Temperament: He is quick to anger at times, but comes off as chill and rather goofy if not annoying.

Moral/ethical beliefs: He is typically rather grey in terms of morals but after an incident he finds himself to feel bad for quite a number of people, even ones being verbally abused. He refuses to harm children and put them in danger.

Religious beliefs: Atheist.

Hobbies: He likes to collect weapons, drawing, eating, fighting.

Quirks/eccentricities: He tends to break the fourth wall pretty often, and is a rather talkative individual. He has something to say about everything.

Lore: Wade hails from Canada and enlisted in the military working for a top force. He ended up leaving the military eventually and signing up for a government program when he discovered he had brain cancer. Being manipulated and tricked, Wade was experimented on to become a weapon for an unknown project. He had an amazing healing factor, nearly immortal. Over the years, Wade was the bad guy, eventually having discovered he had a daughter, he tried to change for the better. He tried to tie up loose ends and fix his life, but ultimately died. His healing factor didn't save him for some reason.

Wade wakes up in hell, not sure if he'd ever make it back to Earth, he made his dues and continued what he did on Earth, doing what he did best, killing people for hire. He became the best at his job.

He even has a unique ability that made him desirable to hire; he seemed impervious to Angelic weapons. No matter how much he was shot at or cut, he healed. He would just stand back up.

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"Oh, I finally got a bingo on one of these things.. Three, actually. Do I get, like, a prize?"

Wade's Type Bingo!

"All the ones you have unmarked make me immediately not interested. It doesn't matter if you have a bingo or two, but I probably won't like you."

"Also, Im a mercenary. If you aren't okay with killing, you're going to have a hard time with me, and the lack of knowledge around guns is not good."

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"Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time someone I dated turned out to be crazy, I'd have... a lot of nickels! At least five."

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"I've also dated at least one guy, that ended bad too, I really should try and vet who I'm dating more often..."

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"The amount of exes I've had that have stalked me is kind of crazy... I've been married three times, too. Though... I think my last marriage ending wasn't entirely my fault."

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Deadpool out of the 3 people listed, who would you sleep with? (DC verse)

Two-Face, Black Mask, Lex Luthor.

Unprompted | Always Accepting

"...Can I choose none of them? I've been hired by at least 2 of them."

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I don't have an NSFW blog for here, but BUT

Wade is:

a switch (for women)

a bottom (for men)

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Wade's Type Bingo!

"Oh that's good!! That's really good!"

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And here is Wade's Type bingo!

Feel free to send it to the inbox! They will reacted to in character unless asked otherwise!

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Characters from L to R, top to bottom: Blitzo, Alastor, Angel Chaz, Husk, Stolas Striker, Valentino, Vox

"Honestly, I think maybe my standards are a biiiit too low... or not low enough! Anyway, call me."

bingo

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Lonely Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for lonely muses, and those trying to help them. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You think we're the same? Fellow outcasts?"

"Solitude has always been my analgesic of choice."

"It must be hard to develop trust in people when all you've got is yourself. It must be terribly lonely."

"Solitude is a sad thing, with no heart to which to confide your griefs."

"You know that I don't actually have any friends? I have people that I know, but no one that I can talk to."

"A man like you shouldn't have to drink alone."

"I'm struck with the sensation that you might be the only person in the world I can talk to - who might understand me."

"Has it occurred to you that perhaps I want to be alone?"

"I understand it's difficult for you to be social."

"I think I'm better off alone."

"I've not had many friends in my time, but I'm proud to count you among them."

"I've been alienating people since I was three."

"I don't suppose I could bother you for a cup of tea, could I? I could very much do with the company."

"Do I look like I have company?"

"Do you remember the last time you were happy?"

"Always giving orders, aren't you? Always telling people how to run their lives? Maybe that's why you're so lonely. Did you ever think of that?"

"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?"

"I'm lonely. I long for companionship."

"Nothing makes us more vulnerable than loneliness."

"We're all alone in the end, don't you think?"

"I think the biggest fear in anyone's life is not being seen and not being loved."

"I don't think anybody knows you at all. Everybody wonders about you, though."

"I don't have friends... I just have one."

"Still alone, are we?"

"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"

"Why are you assuming I don't date?"

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And here is Wade's Type bingo!

Feel free to send it to the inbox! They will reacted to in character unless asked otherwise!