"See?"
"Boobs."

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@deadypoolstrikesback
"See?"
"Boobs."
"Boobs though, am I right?"
I'm still gonna say they neigh...
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…
Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew…
So is that a yay….or neigh?
#Do elk neigh?#is that a thing?#fuck it#They do now
Oh man, I love Bugles! You put 'em on your fingers like little with claws and then you devour the whole bag and you feel no shame.
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…
Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew...
So is that a yay....or neigh?
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…
Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.
No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.
Awwwww c’mon, it’s not like it’ll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something… Ugh. Fine. Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.
Wade, look at my hair. And I mean really look at it.
Do you think that comes out of a bottle that’s sold at an affordable price to the general public? No. No it does not.
....so Mane and Tail then?
Why?
Because Nick mughafuggin Fury,
that’s why.
HOLY SH- HOW DO I FEELINGS.
Is this one of those things where I close my eyes and whisper, "I do believe in Nick Fury, I do, I do," and then he magically appears and we fly off to Neverland together?
Faith, trust, and of course, Fury dust right?
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…
Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.
No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.
Awwwww c'mon, it's not like it'll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something... Ugh. Fine. Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.
I might
You don't say? Well in that case, I'll be putting you in my Rolodex.
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can’t reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs
[text: The Thorn in my Side] …that is disturbing on more levels than I can quantify.
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I'm calling bullshit
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: We watched it last night and you were totally into it. I mean, you were tapping your foot to the beat
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Unless you're jealous that /I/ get to be the singing wonder from down under and you don't?
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Because that would make sense
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Cause I'd be hella jelly too. HEEEY!
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: snap snap snap snap snap
snap
snap
snap
snap snap snap snap snap
[FUCKING JESUS THE URSULA THING YOU JUST POSTED MADE ME GET WATER UP MY NOOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH]
(YOU ARE WELCOME. I live to serve.)
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry
[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can't reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs
*full body tackles* I've missed you so!
"Legs! I missed you too, oh light of my life! Last time I saw you though, you were sans eyeliner, but hey! I'm digging it, it works for you, you go Glenn Coco!"
(pow)
Ooc; the lady in front of my just ordered 57 tACOS
It's cool, she's with me.
clintbartonhawk started following you
"Gotta say I’m not totally fluent in Caw Caw, so you might have to give me a bit to find one of those translator apps."
"That right? Just don’t hide the peanut butter man and we’ll be square."
"Should I sprinkle it with seed first? And then what kind of seeds? Like watermelon or sunflower? I guess I could pick the sesame seeds off my hamburger buns if you really want."