Did I say that out loud?

Peter Parker? NO! No...BRUCE WAYNE! No...CAPTAIN KIRK! Ah hell Wade Wilson at your service...maybe. If you have the money, I've got the guns. (Independent Deadpool Blog)

[deadypoolstrikesback]

"See?"

"Boobs."

[deadypoolstrikesback]

"Boobs though, am I right?"

[deadypoolstrikesback]

I'm still gonna say they neigh...

[lordthranduil]

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew…

[deadypoolstrikesback]

So is that a yay….or neigh?

[lordthranduil]

#Do elk neigh?#is that a thing?#fuck it#They do now

[deadypoolstrikesback]

Oh man, I love Bugles! You put 'em on your fingers like little with claws and then you devour the whole bag and you feel no shame.

[lordthranduil]

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew...

[deadypoolstrikesback]

So is that a yay....or neigh?

[lordthranduil]

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.

No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

Awwwww c’mon, it’s not like it’ll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something… Ugh. Fine.  Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.

[lordthranduil]

Wade, look at my hair. And I mean really look at it.

Do you think that comes out of a bottle that’s sold at an affordable price to the general public? No. No it does not. 

[deadypoolstrikesback]

....so Mane and Tail then?

[wantstobelieve]

Why?

Because Nick mughafuggin Fury,

that’s why.

[yuppushipstheloneliestships]

HOLY SH- HOW DO I FEELINGS.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

Is this one of those things where I close my eyes and whisper, "I do believe in Nick Fury, I do, I do," and then he magically appears and we fly off to Neverland together?

Faith, trust, and of course, Fury dust right?

[lordthranduil]

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.

No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

Awwwww c'mon, it's not like it'll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something... Ugh. Fine.  Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.

[kingofnerdom]

I might

[deadypoolstrikesback]

You don't say? Well in that case, I'll be putting you in my Rolodex.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can’t reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs

[coulsonphilcoulson-deactivated2]

[text: The Thorn in my Side] …that is disturbing on more levels than I can quantify.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I'm calling bullshit

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: We watched it last night and you were totally into it. I mean, you were tapping your foot to the beat

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Unless you're jealous that /I/ get to be the singing wonder from down under and you don't?

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Because that would make sense

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Cause I'd be hella jelly too. HEEEY!

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: snap snap snap snap snap

                                                                          snap

                                                                snap     

                                                    snap

                                             snap snap snap snap snap

[deadypoolstrikesback]

[FUCKING JESUS THE URSULA THING YOU JUST POSTED MADE ME GET WATER UP MY NOOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH]

(YOU ARE WELCOME. I live to serve.)

[deadypoolstrikesback]

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can't reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs

[pahoilleteille-deactivated20130]

[deadypoolstrikesback]

*full body tackles* I've missed you so!

"Legs! I missed you too, oh light of my life! Last time I saw you though, you were sans eyeliner, but hey! I'm digging it, it works for you, you go Glenn Coco!"

[dommedbythenarrative]

(pow)

[ask-agentcoulson]

Ooc; the lady in front of my just ordered 57 tACOS

[deadypoolstrikesback]

It's cool, she's with me.

[deadypoolstrikesback]

clintbartonhawk started following you

"Gotta say I’m not totally fluent in Caw Caw, so you might have to give me a bit to find one of those translator apps."

[clintbartonhawk-blog]

"That right? Just don’t hide the peanut butter man and we’ll be square."

[deadypoolstrikesback]

"Should I sprinkle it with seed first? And then what kind of seeds? Like watermelon or sunflower? I guess I could pick the sesame seeds off my hamburger buns if you really want."