Fuck Around

Semi-Dependant Kurloz Makara IC Rp blog | 18+ | written by Greed

[punkedupclowns]

If they crawl out of the mud | Wash them away in a flood | I'm only as good as my god | Burnt hair and more money

template | art by @/shjiyemis Semi-Dep. Canon Divergent Kurloz | Homestuck IC RP blog

Currently, this AU is just me, but if you wanna hop on one day feel free to dm me! Rules undercut: please read

This blog will feature content that is POTENTIALLY harmful and unsuitable for work.

Topics like abuse romantic and platonically are present on this blog. Keep in mind it's not a central part of his character. These topics are just present on the blog.

Kurloz can be a bit intense and a bully. He's not a nice person and generally pretty apathetic so he might be blunt and rude. Please don't take it personally but if you are uncomfortable with how he speaks to you we can work something out in private.

Depictions and HCs I have for people in this AU might not align with yours. This AU is about toxic friend groups. They're all kinda awful.

Please be sure to read my rules. Don't make a fool of yourself.

Drama-free zone. You don't want it, I don't want it. Let's get along.

personals DO NOT REBLOG MY POSTS

MUTUALS ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Kurloz will talk about the Clown church and various other religious things. However, keep in mind the Clurch is not real! I will not be tagging it. So please follow at your own risk. Take care of yourself.

This blog covers topics such as unhealthy friend groups. Be mindful when following.

A reminder, me tagging triggers is a courtesy, I might not tag all triggers that could be present on this blog unless I know you personally and your triggers.

OC Friendly || Crossover/Multi-fandom friendly || Experienced Roleplayer || Mostly IC blogging/Occasional para rp || 18+

IC About | Rules | About | OOC | Inbox

In Au: @greasedupclown (Cronous) and @prosaicpedagogy (kankri)

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[purplevibesss]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[punkedupclowns]

MY QUADS HAVE UNIONIZED.

[punkedupclowns]

I AM UNION BUSTING.

THEIR DEMANDS ARE TOO MUCH. KURLOZ CORP CANNOT AFFORD THESE CHANGES.

MORE PERSONAL SPACE

NO VELCRO ATTACHMENT ALL DAY

ENTERING THE BATHROOM AND TALKING AT THEM WHILE THEY ARE IN THERE

TOUCHING THEIR FACES AT ALL TIMES AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY

CLINGING TO THEM AND BEING A PHYSICAL OBSTACLE WHEN THEY ARE DOING ANYTHING.

ALL OF THOSE ARE IMPORTANT.

[punkedupclowns]

MY QUADS HAVE UNIONIZED.

[shop5]

Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.

[imaginarygirltnt]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[terpsichoreangallimaufry]

Pinned temp

Hey, this is greed/carlos. If you follow my other blogs, you know what's up! I'll be adding other rules and stuff after, as well as information!

[mediculled]

for +he mos+ par+. I have been doing so as much as is advisable. bu+ such annoying symp+oms usually fade af+er a few weeks.

[punkedupclowns]

I'M A BIG GUY SO I USUALLY HAVE TO EAT MORE. SO EAT UP BUDDY.

[cryptotheism]

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

[mediculled]

I feel as +hough. my appe+i+e has hardly faded. af+er recovering from my mol+.

[punkedupclowns]

EAT WHAT YOU CRAVE. WORKS FOR ME. I ALSO WILL EAT MORE THAN I USUALLY DO.

[punkedupclowns]

Feel free to join!

Link

The group is set to private. I don't know how to unprivate it. :(

[punkedupclowns]

// I forgot I made a community for the RPC LOL

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