I don't think I need to explain

Yes I made another

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

You need to explain, really you do

I don’t think I do

[ill-steal-your-tea]

Yes you do

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t think we do

[lyninabin]

i think you do

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t think so

[jammahanna]

You must

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t believe so

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

You simply must, dahling.

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

but we refuse

[unspeaking-void]

​

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

‎

[ririwithrice]

they don’t have to explain anything i’m their lawyer

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

wait we didn’t hire you-

[ririwithrice]

no one ever does 😏

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

WWWHA 😨

[ririwithrice]

mwhehehe MWJEHEHEHE

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

😨

[dabouse]

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we believe it isn’t required

[duckwithdeviousintent]

I believe it is

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t believe

[ratdetector-x26]

We believe

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

You’re not gonna get an explanation

[ghostiegirl56]

Oh, but we are

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

specifically ratdetector-x26 is not getting an explanation

[ghostiegirl56]

Oh, would it make you happy to know that's my side blog

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

god DAMN IT

[ratdetector-x26]

You've been deceived mwahaha

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

well now everyone who checks my blog knows your main mwehehehe >:3

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

THIS IS NOT MY MAIN GAYS GO FOLLOW @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[the-queer]

Guys she'll drop an explanation.

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

no

[mossmakesstuff]

I honestly don't think they need to give an explanation y'all

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

bf said so we win >:3

[heartattackblackdye]

they definitely don’t need an explanation:3

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Two bfs said so >:3c

[aetea-the-sappho-deactivated202]

but the wife says elaborate

:]

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

[moth-fanatic]

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Silly Game Time: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like pirates and corsairs? This could be their historical and cultural reality, or it could be the aesthetics and mythologized concepts associated with "Piracy".

8

they made a country once

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Can u do an intro post?

maybe

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Silly Game Time: Meerkats are clearly up to something. What secret are they hiding in their underground burrows?

eggs

just a bunch of eggs

making a giant omelette

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

You need to explain, really you do

I don’t think I do

[ill-steal-your-tea]

Yes you do

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t think we do

[lyninabin]

i think you do

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t think so

[jammahanna]

You must

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t believe so

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

You simply must, dahling.

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

but we refuse

[unspeaking-void]

​

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

‎

[ririwithrice]

they don’t have to explain anything i’m their lawyer

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

wait we didn’t hire you-

[ririwithrice]

no one ever does 😏

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

WWWHA 😨

[ririwithrice]

mwhehehe MWJEHEHEHE

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

😨

[dabouse]

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we believe it isn’t required

[duckwithdeviousintent]

I believe it is

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

we don’t believe

[ratdetector-x26]

We believe

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

You’re not gonna get an explanation

[ghostiegirl56]

Oh, but we are

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

specifically ratdetector-x26 is not getting an explanation

[ghostiegirl56]

Oh, would it make you happy to know that's my side blog

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

god DAMN IT

[ratdetector-x26]

You've been deceived mwahaha

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

well now everyone who checks my blog knows your main mwehehehe >:3

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

THIS IS NOT MY MAIN GAYS GO FOLLOW @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[the-queer]

Guys she'll drop an explanation.

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

no

[mossmakesstuff]

I honestly don't think they need to give an explanation y'all

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

bf said so we win >:3

[heartattackblackdye]

they definitely don’t need an explanation:3

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Two bfs said so >:3c

[aetea-the-sappho-deactivated202]

but the wife says elaborate

:]

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

welp shit I need to explain now

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[paulgadzikowski]

It’s like the Dumbo story, you’ve all probably seen it

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

got exploded, huh?

yurp

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

I am going to kill tumblr.

thank you

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Here’s you new daily reminder to drink water

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Here’s you new daily reminder to drink water

[deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd]

Here’s you new daily reminder to drink water