yates speaking

[deadyatesblog]

“Hello Boyett. I hope you’re keeping out of trouble.”

@boyctt

[boyctt]

“Please get away from me. I have to pick my dog up from puppy school.”

[deadyatesblog]

“You mean steal a dog from puppy school I’m on to you Boyett no shelter in this town would let you own a dog.  You’d probably set him on fire.”

[boyctt]

“I wouldn’t do that! God- I- whatever. You don’t know shit about me. Why are you botherin me? I’m not on parole.”

[deadyatesblog]

“I’m making sure you stay out of trouble… don’t want you starting anymore fires.” 

[boyctt]

“I don’t need you to do that. You ain’t my dad or anyone important to me so you can get lost. You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

[deadyatesblog]

“... Sure I do you tried to kill you teacher, twice.. and you know what they say thirds time the charm.”

[deadyatesblog]

“Hello Boyett. I hope you’re keeping out of trouble.”

@boyctt

[boyctt]

“Please get away from me. I have to pick my dog up from puppy school.”

[deadyatesblog]

“You mean steal a dog from puppy school I’m on to you Boyett no shelter in this town would let you own a dog.  You’d probably set him on fire.”

[boyctt]

“I wouldn’t do that! God- I- whatever. You don’t know shit about me. Why are you botherin me? I’m not on parole.”

[deadyatesblog]

“I’m making sure you stay out of trouble... don’t want you starting anymore fires.” 

[deadyatesblog]

“Hello Boyett. I hope you’re keeping out of trouble.”

@boyctt

[boyctt]

“Please get away from me. I have to pick my dog up from puppy school.”

[deadyatesblog]

“You mean steal a dog from puppy school I’m on to you Boyett no shelter in this town would let you own a dog.  You’d probably set him on fire.”

[deadyatesblog]

“Hello Boyett. I hope you’re keeping out of trouble.”

@boyctt

[deadyatesblog]

How’s the star of the Broncos tonight? How about some beers? Its on me 

@therealjacktenorman

[jack-is-chili]

“Sounds like a great plan Yates. But I’ll pay for the second round.”

[deadyatesblog]

“Nice! And hey .. if its not asking to much how about a pic of your ex wife tits?”

[jack-is-chili]

-Jack glared at Yates and punched him in the arm- “No. I still care about her. If you want a picture of her boobs ask her.”

[deadyatesblog]

“Aw come on!  You’ve seen Lianes tits and had a hot wife I just had one play fair here Tenorman.”

[deadyatesblog]

How’s the star of the Broncos tonight? How about some beers? Its on me 

@therealjacktenorman

[jack-is-chili]

“Sounds like a great plan Yates. But I’ll pay for the second round.”

[deadyatesblog]

“Nice! And hey .. if its not asking to much how about a pic of your ex wife tits?”

[deadyatesblog]

How’s the star of the Broncos tonight? How about some beers? Its on me 

@therealjacktenorman

[deadyatesblog]

Hello Chef I would like to invite you over for dinner tonight at the station.

@gonna-make-love-to-you-woman

[atownofidiots]

You might want to watch your back I saw Yates looking at you funny (Trent )

Yates isn’t going to get nothing on me. Asshole needs to mind his own business.

[deadyatesblog]

I know what you’re up to Boyett just count yourself lucky you aren’t black or I would have thrown the book at you. 

[atownofidiots]

Yea, that’s the one thing everyone wants ta hear. Why not go find some innocent prick to frame?

[deadyatesblog]

Chef is to beloved in this town to go to jail and you have a reputation a seedy one. I know all about your plans to murder Stan, Kenny and Kyle. 

[atownofidiots]

Plans to murder them? I don’t have any such thing.

[deadyatesblog]

Yeah sure just like you never had any plans to murder that teacher right? I’m not a fool Boyett a killer always strikes down more than once.

[atownofidiots]

You might want to watch your back I saw Yates looking at you funny (Trent )

Yates isn’t going to get nothing on me. Asshole needs to mind his own business.

[deadyatesblog]

I know what you’re up to Boyett just count yourself lucky you aren’t black or I would have thrown the book at you. 

[atownofidiots]

Yea, that’s the one thing everyone wants ta hear. Why not go find some innocent prick to frame?

[deadyatesblog]

Chef is to beloved in this town to go to jail and you have a reputation a seedy one. I know all about your plans to murder Stan, Kenny and Kyle. 

[atownofidiots]

You might want to watch your back I saw Yates looking at you funny (Trent )

Yates isn’t going to get nothing on me. Asshole needs to mind his own business.

[deadyatesblog]

I know what you’re up to Boyett just count yourself lucky you aren’t black or I would have thrown the book at you.