I'M BACK BITCHES!

He/him/sometimes they and people's worst nightmare. Got a frying pan but I like cooking mostly for girls. I am the god of all demons, I have three rules. No worshipping, no sacrificing, and especially no fanatics. I will be excepting asks as this is now a school for learning villainy. just try not to cause too much trouble.

[deamon-castor]

well... I'm back

Yo... It's been a long while...

Human spines are snakes.

[sggk]

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

[spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sourcedumal]

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

[deamon-castor]

Son of a bitch, that was so bad it was hilarious.

[deamon-castor]

Tumblr is a void echo chamber comprised of people shouting into it while trying to shout over the other echoes to see who will respond.

[itsapmseymour]

mr seymour sire are you a furry

Depends on where you define the line for furry, cause it seems all over the place with people.

[avriel-mimiga]

I think the most commonly agreed upon definition is "you have a fursona and actively participate in the Furry Hobby"

[itsapmseymour]

Alright so lemme say this then.

What does it mean when you have a general appreciation and enjoy characters that are anthropomorphic, have a sona or OC that despite being anthropomorphic isn’t a furry entailed character, but don’t jump into a suit and go to fur conventions?

[marathehomosexual]

I think the line is: Do you identify yourself as a furry? If not you're just a casual appreciator

[deamon-castor]

I never knew that a question like this could trigger deep thinking on the level of "what is life?" ... No no no, sorry, it may be a level before that like... "Who are we on the inside?

[queenmelodis]

[konigstigerr]

hugo boss after 1945

[kkorechika]

Coco Chanel after 1954

[deamon-castor]

That was a close one.

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[deamon-castor]

*BONK!*

Hey Ow! Where did this come from!

[itsapmseymour]

[catgirlralsei]

what flavor is your smoothie

[itsapmseymour]

Blue flavored

[deamon-castor]

Don't you mean blue berry or blue razzberry?

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[deamon-castor]

KEEP IT DOWN, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP CUZ WE GOT TO WORK IN THE MORNING! Can you believe the nerve of that angel? Sheesh!

[deamon-castor]

Hey guys, if you're tired of waiting around to see me update, you can head over to my Tiktok And see the stuff I did.

@deamon_castor 👈 Just copy this for the search and there you go.

[deamon-castor]

Hey guys, if you're tired of waiting around to see me update, you can head over to my Tiktok And see the stuff I did.

@deamon_castor 👈 Just copy this for the search and there you go.

[deamon-castor]

(I really need to get back on the ball with this story sorry for not posting for months.)

A few hours later from being in the cafe.

We find the retired from villainy doctor working in his own medical facility, which of course barely has any patients because of those asshat heroes taking the law into their own hands. They're making all of the medical facilities have their patients pay practically a fortune without any insurance plan. Sure allot lesser people didn't visit but they would either be having a fortune to spend or have no other choice but to go broke.

Bones: Something has to be done. These super powered jackasses are putting these people in danger and they need special care for their injuries, even the people that are sick can't afford to-

???: What if I could pay for all of the people's medical expenses?

Bones: Ha, as if you could pay for practically a whole payload... Wait I know that voice!

Deamon: You can put it on my account old friend.

Bones: L-Lord Deamon!? You're back!? Where have you been!? Don't you know what this city has been through?

Deamon: I know plenty about it when I came back. I'm rounding up a crew and we'll need your-

Bones: Whatever it is count me in. These doctors are practically from the dark ages and I can't stand to carry the whole hospital.

Deamon: Well welcome back aboard Dr. Bones.

[deamon-castor]

(I really need to get back on the ball with this story sorry for not posting for months.)

A few hours later from being in the cafe.

We find the retired from villainy doctor working in his own medical facility, which of course barely has any patients because of those asshat heroes taking the law into their own hands. They're making all of the medical facilities have their patients pay practically a fortune without any insurance plan. Sure allot lesser people didn't visit but they would either be having a fortune to spend or have no other choice but to go broke.

Bones: Something has to be done. These super powered jackasses are putting these people in danger and they need special care for their injuries, even the people that are sick can't afford to-

???: What if I could pay for all of the people's medical expenses?

Bones: Ha, as if you could pay for practically a whole payload... Wait I know that voice!

Deamon: You can put it on my account old friend.

Bones: L-Lord Deamon!? You're back!? Where have you been!? Don't you know what this city has been through?

Deamon: I know plenty about it when I came back. I'm rounding up a crew and we'll need your-

Bones: Whatever it is count me in. These doctors are practically from the dark ages and I can't stand to carry the whole hospital.

Deamon: Well welcome back aboard Dr. Bones.

[deamon-castor]

Ah earth, a place where humans live, though the humans here super pow-

(BOOM)

The humans here-

(BANG!)

Oh for goodness sake, what could possibly be interrupting my narrative!? Oh, let's zoom in at the starcash cafe. See what I did there?

Skybright: Of all the idiotic things that you had to pull (BANG RIGHT ON THE DEMON LORD'S HEAD), you came back without so much as writing you're safe or even hurt! And now you come back with a lame disguise! (BOOM)

Demonius: Ouch. Was giving me a beating with a rainbow fist necessary?

Yes it was, you idiot, you worried the hell out of me. Friends aren't supposed to run off without an explanation.

Friends? Since when did you declare a villain to be your friend? I thought we were more like acquaintances. And for your information about running off... I had to take time for myself, get my emotions together.

Well that's better, see now we're communicating. let me get you some coffee. She goes behind the counter to get an order of the coffe. Hazelnut and peppermint with chocolate right?

That's my usual alright, try not to get it too hot please.

The one mistake I haven't made yet is burning coffee, don't worry I know exactly what I am doing.

[deamon-castor]

Wonder how long it'll take for people to realize that their spine is basically a snake?

[deamon-castor]

We now focus in on a cafe where a retired heroine formerly known as Skybright, the reason being retired is due to the fact that heroes are charging people money as they rescue or even stop any kind of crimes. That left a bad taste in her mouth.

Skybright: I can't believe people sometimes, being a hero means more than just money. I wish someone would make things again where heroes don't have to charge others for their heroism.

Random customer: Sounds like what we need is a villain to change that.

That we do but the only true villain left town due to some personal things that couldn't be helped.

What if the villain came back, what would you say then?

It took her a minute to place that voice, but she recognized it once she did. Demonius?

The one and only.

[deamon-castor]

Back at the sight of the ruins, the villain plans on what to do next, should he visit some old friends, take down and humiliate the so called heroes that let the criminals loose in his territory and destroyed his school?

No, not so fast. I need not take down the heroes yet, I already have taken inventory of all my weapons. And by now the heroes has explained to the media that I am back. All I need to do is wait for all of my henchmen, and my friends to gather back together. I won't rebuild the school, I know for a fact that too less of students has come to register weather they were undercover or not. But I will need to visit the bright girl, she has been nothing but kind, even as a hero.