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dean - central caston. i'm twenty and i play soccer.

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triss-odonoghue:

It’s not something I recommend. I was sick for days after, it sucked.

I bet. A guy on my team has a brother who drank for eight days straight in June when he was on a trip with some friends. I think that would possibly have killed me. 

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I don’t understand how some people don’t eat breakfast. How can you go hours without eating anything after waking up? I would starve.

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the-ollieparker:

“You get used to it. Barely notice them eventually.”

What, hangovers? I doubt that.

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elspethmaclennan:

“That sounds terrible. Why would anyone do that?”

Because it was my birthday. And since there’s two of us, we had to celebrate for two days.

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triss-odonoghue:

Try three days in a row, now that’s really fun.

That sounds like hell.

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desdemonareese:

You didn’t invite me and you still think you get a gift? Now I’m really offended. I’d say we could swipe a bottle of something from Sven, but souns like you’ve had enough.

No, I mean you didn’t give me a gift so that’s why you weren’t invited. Oh God, no. Sure, I’d love it, but another day. I’m sure he has some good stuff.

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justinxjustinjustin:

There’s a trick so that doesn’t happen. 

Yeah? And what’s that?

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desdemonareese:

And you didn’t invite me? I’m a little offended. 

Well, where’s my gift?

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You know.. drinking two days in a row sounds fun and all, but I keep forgetting that means two days with killer hangovers too.

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rhettstaton:

I suppose there are worse things I could smell like. I got what you meant, don’t worry.

Oh, definitely. This is a really nice smell actually. Oh, okay, good.

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rhettstaton:

You never know, my bacon aroma might put them off. But thanks.

.. honestly it would just attract me more.

Wait-- no, not that I think--.. you know.. I just meant .. I like bacon.

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rhettstaton:

Vegans? That’s my answer to both questions.

See, I know that would probably be true to the first question, but it never could be to the second. I don’t see a reason why people wouldn’t like you.

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alana—ryan:

“Nothing, just shh.” 

Are you sure this is .. a good idea?

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btwgio:

I know you were, I’m sorry… I do know that. …And I’ll still worry about you too.

Then don’t snap at me. It’s fine... I know. I mean I guessed you would say that. But it doesn’t change anything. You know, if you got fired I don’t know how I’d live with myself.

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rhettstaton:

He might just like that I smell like delicious bacon.

Now, c’mon. Who doesn’t like bacon? Or you, for thaat matter?

[btwgio]

Yeah, I get it Dean. I understand. I said never mind. Don’t worry about me. Remember?

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Hey, drop the attitute, will you? I was just trying to explain things. I’ll still worry and you know that. ... ass.

[wtfsabrina-blog1]

“I have a serious question. Are the guys around here fond of pick up lines? ‘Cause some dude thought, ‘are you a drum, because I’d love to bang you’ was classy. I’m genuinely disturbed.”

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Seriously? Damn. ... wait, I think I might know that guy. He’s strange. But no, at least I’m not fond of pick up lines. Especially not ones like that.