the world is quiet here

an asoue blog, for both book and netflix show content. run by @catelynstarks and @gothkore

[tarmairons]

endless esmé appreciation [57/?]

[ravenclairee]

People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

[niccolos]

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 3 (2019) 

[penelope97]

“Sunny knew that adventurous cooking often necessitates quick substitutions, so when she suggested a horseradish substitute, Klaus hurriedly opened the jar of wasabi and spooned the spicy, green mixture into Sunny’s mouth.”

[ravenclairee]

I would throw the little traitor off this mountain right now if I didn’t need her alive to get the Baudelaire fortune. The Baudelaire fortune? I’ve been after it for a long time, and it’s finally in my grasp.

[sugarbabywenkexing]

You cannot live far from the treachery of the world, because eventually the treachery will wash up on your shores.

[enzobonnies-deactivated20190306]

The Baudelaire orphans knew they had to find a way out of their dreadfully unfortunate circumstances and, perhaps, solve the mystery of how they ended up in them. I have the same dedication to researching and presenting this story no matter what danger it puts me in. Trouble and strife can cover this world like the dark of night or like smoke from a suspicious fire. And when that happens, all good, true and decent people know that it is time to volunteer.

[countolaf]

My sister’s exploring. She says she wants to see every inch of this penthouse. Well, I hope she’s careful. Without a system, a person could get lost. My sister’s very resourceful.

[jimandleslie]

Morena Baccarin as Beatrice Baudelaire on A Series of Unfortunate Events. 

[ladyeowyn]

for @sanvastark ♥

[tarmairons]

What is that cakesniffing shape? It looks like a big comma.

[afterlithe]

Favourite Books - A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the world that it is likely that you are always in the dark about one thing or another, whether you are in the dark in the dark or in the dark not in the dark, although the sun can go down so quickly that you may be in the in the dark about being in the dark, only to look around and find yourself no longer in the dark about being in the dark, but in the dark in the dark nontheless, not only because of the dark, but because of the ballerinas in the dark, who are not in the dark about the dark, but also not in the dark about the locked cabinet, and you may be in the dark about the ballerinas digging up the locked cabinet in the dark, even though you are no longer in the dark about being in the dark, and so you are in fact in the dark about being in the dark, even though you are not in the dark about being in the dark, and so you may fall into the hole that the ballerinas have dug, which is dark, in the dark, and in the park.

(inspired by mmorrow’s magazine-type photosets)

[fassmaan]

if it is a girl, we will name her violet. and if it is a boy… lemony! lemony? they were gonna name me lemony.

[tarmairons]

[sirgawin]

favourite characters: Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

There are some things we might not know, but that doesn’t mean we should give up. We can find out what we need to know. We can find out anything.

[bburich]

#the smartest baudelaire

[goulds]

#that’s it that’s the show