So what’s up, you can dodge bullets but not bananas?
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
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Three Goblin Art
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Not today Justin
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So what’s up, you can dodge bullets but not bananas?
Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling
We have to go to a party tonight.
BOOKSMART (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde
NOT TODAY. s01e08 / s08e03
no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing
The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN
OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS
INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES
“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“
© ᴀsɢᴀʀᴅʜs ᴏɴ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ.
I need to find someone to fill in for April.
#when janet is us af
I look like a dweeb. Who cares?
i just want a kinder world than this
“There was good too, I felt it.”
Joyce Fienberg, 75
Richard Gottfried, 65
Rose Mallinger, 97
Jerry Rabinowitz, 66
Cecil Rosenthal, 59
David Rosenthal, 54
Bernice Simon, 84
Sylvan Simon, 86
Daniel Stein, 71
Melvin Wax, 88
Irving Younger, 69
May their memories be a blessing.
My only moods are
High empathy
Anxious Anxious anxious!!
I AM GOD
Dissociate
The pure embodiment of rage
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Broken Chidi!