Under The Starry Night

Hi guys, I'm Ali. I support LGBTQ rights. I have a sick and dark sense of humor, and I'm in multiple fandoms. I'm an Intermedia major and honestly I'm just trying to find my place in this world like everyone else.

[dearprudence95]

Not wanting to have kids is your choice. Good for you. It’s not my place to tell you that you have to, or that’s why were here, or what a joy kids might be, or any junk about the fulfilment of being a parent. That’s your choice, and I’m happy for you.

But please don’t give me shit about wanting to be a mommy someday. Don’t tell me how annoying they are, how expensive they are, how painful childbirth is, or how I’ll be giving the rest of my life and free time to a screaming poop machine.

I respect your decision wholeheartedly, but please respect mine.

[dearprudence95]

If teachers teach,

Why don’t professors profess?

[dearprudence95]

Edit: they do apparently. My professor announced today that she does. Who knew?

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[dearprudence95]

And legitimate!

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dashbeardconfessional]

bless this post

[dearprudence95]

We rolled up on a stop sign and I pointed out the window and went "CAT!" to which my little sister proceeded to roll down the window and go "Hey Mamacita!!"

She cat called!

[ewrichie-deactivated20190201]

honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship

[dearprudence95]

*Violently sprays myself with mosquitoe spray*

DEET

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[dovelani-deactivated20180930]

the lower the score, the better

[dearprudence95]

Oh

[ok-dingo]

Visit Original Link

I accidentally slowed down the Window’s XP startup sound while messing around with it in Audacity and it sounds…strangely beautiful

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[dearprudence95]

Noticed this today.

Probably not the first to notice it but I've never seen this before.

Kim Possible = Impossible

Ron Stoppable = Unstoppable

[dearprudence95]

(Possibly) New Conspiracy

The Oil Companies and Car companies came together and created winter.

Think about it.

When it's nice af out, we walk and bike and just enjoy the outside.

But when its cold and snowy, nobody's walking or biking. We're taking the bus and we're jumping in our giant Diesel trucks to manage the snow better.

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[throwbackblr]

Bring Back Dunkaroos!

Let’s make this happen

CLICK LINK BELOW TO RETWEET

https://twitter.com/_LukeKellly/status/988911271679438848

[dearprudence95]

Dear god we are so close

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[dearprudence95]

The fact that i have alarms ranging from 6 am to 1pm in 15min-30min intervals, really tells you who i am as a person.

[dearprudence95]

Nothing I enjoy more than Bixby waking me up in the morning and scaring the unholy shit out of me.