dear tinder, thx

sometimes u have to say a lil thx b4 u find luv.

[deartinderthx]

Dear John,

sry ur a bird, hope u find luv

thx

[deartinderthx]

Dear Vince,

hopefully u can remember wut you ate though, cuz it looks like u have indigestion. 

thx

[deartinderthx]

Dear Jeff,

that sucks that dude is hoggin your photo! i gotta swipe left tho, not cuz ur a cat, it’s cuz u look kinda mean. even 4 a cat. 

[deartinderthx]

Dear Cash,

i’m glad then when I opned my tinder again, it wuz u, Cuz now I know you have money an can fight dinosaurs. 

thnx.

[deartinderthx]

dear tim,

ru that dothraki dude who died? cuz khaleesi is gonna be pissed ur on this.

[deartinderthx]

dear dudu's dog,

i agree w/u. 

[deartinderthx]

dear david,

im srry that texas pissed u off that much.

thx

[deartinderthx]

dear andrew,

it makes sense, that on an app based on ur first impression, that ur face should be covered w/a cup.

[deartinderthx]

dear chris,

there's a fish about to eat u.

[deartinderthx]

dear jada,

thx

[deartinderthx]

dear renee,

 I recommend watching the scream movie, cuz i think that guy is not chill. 

[deartinderthx]

dear tara,

do u like to travel w/mole ppl? If so, u should probably get vaccinated.

[deartinderthx]

dear danny,

dude. some1′s takin ur photo. 

[deartinderthx]

dear umut,

b4 we hang . can u pls take a shower? sand really is heard 2clean up. 

thx

[deartinderthx]

dear Aslan,

i did not know u were on tinder. or that ur real name was Erick. either way, aren't u not allowed 2date? 

thx

[deartinderthx]

dear tony,

why ru making that cute monkey take a pic? he seems pretty camera shy.

thx

[deartinderthx]

dear kasper,

omg! u ARE a friendly ghost.

thx