#food problems

[phillycheesedyke]

What is your guys preferred thing you carry to get a taste out of your mouth?

or does not everyone do this? i get gum and mints are popular becausue its usually just generic replacment option NOT THAT THERES ANYTGING WRONG WITH THAT but im verrrrry specific about how i "continue" after eating. like there is an order of sour, sweet, salty, fatty, drink, whatever it is and it all has to enter and go on my tongued in measured and controlled increments so i enjoy it and am even appetized enough to continue eating...?? i get in a horrible rotten mood if i eat the wrong tastes and have to keep doing things cause its lording over my mind and like upset at me for some reason, so i have to carry "balancers" when i go out in case theres a meal that doesnt have all the flavours and the right quantitties THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND STRANGER AND STRANGER THE MORE I EXPLAIN IT AHHH LMAFOOOO whaver like i have at least 4 pretzels for extreme salty finish if there was too much sweet, i have warhead watermelin thats actually multifuntional cause it turns sweet therefore more efficiant, but i do have like 6 dif kinds of gum and mints, and if my mouth hurts cause the food as too cruncy i have a dried fruit like prune or whatever. also i have a little spice cabinet, also like sauce packets, things like that. my purse is gigantic to accomatde all of these things that help me somehow maintain a somewhat human demeanor in public cause i have all these things that balance me out, cause doing that alone just with my brain is just like, yeah good fucking luck delancey. anyways im sensing no one on earth does this too but im curious if they do? let me know please. also i can tell you later about the whole dilemma of getting a smell out of my nose, good lord, watch out for that.

[pacealme]

[onlytiktoks]

[lmtyl]

when I got in trouble and nobody would explain why

Story time!

When my mom quit smoking, she decided to replace cigarettes with coffee, and we ended up with a fancy espresso/latte machine that got used at least once a day for the better part of a decade. And when you're doing espresso, you use shot glasses to catch and portion it out, right?

Anyway, when I was like 12, my school did Space Camp, and we got to snoop the giftshop. And I wanted to get a NASA shotglass for my mom, because we'd accumulated a small menagerie of shotglasses. For the espresso machine. That's what they're for, right?

The teachers and chaperones disagreed. The cashier disagreed. A teacher had to find a payphone to call my mom and get her permission and/or explanation. Meanwhile, nobody had given me a satisfying explanation as to what all the outrage and disappointment being leveled at me is about. I'm getting my mom a $5 cup for her coffee, why would it be in the giftshop and not even behind a counter if it's such an offensive purchase?

I was in giftshop purgatory for like a freaking hour while adults glared at me for no apparent reason and my mom got yet another mundane phonecall about me being me.

She's no longer so coffee-obsessed, but I'm pretty sure I still have that fucking NASA shotglass in the back of my kitchen cabinet.

[axelberry]

Ever make food and something about it that you cant explain is just wrong so you just look at it like this

[sweetfawnprincess]

i nearly ate a whole block of chocolate and i feel really scared, i know that sounds silly but im really scared. i think its the thought of gaining weight thats scaring me because i used to be super skinny but one thing thats always annoyed me is how my stomach isnt super flat like all of the others girl i knew so that sent me into a like depressive state and to cope with it i ate a bunch and i gained i think 10 kgs in under a week and ive just been going through stages where i stop eating then my mum buys me chocolate and i just say to myself “ill restart tomorrow” and so i decided to just try and eat good food like healthy food i mean but today i ate chocolate so im just rlly scared

[moeusom]

Does anyone else have days where you're like " oh yea! I can totally have lunch today AND eat dinner with my family! There will definitely NOT be repercussions for that!" But then said lunch tastes bad and suddenly you realize that you just ate food, and you promised to eat with your family that day, and now the eating disorder you thought you could pretend doesn't exist for ONE DAY, is suddenly the only thing on your mind, and food is the enemy again?

Or it just me🥲

(Basically just the long way of saying I'm delusional)

[pacealme]