footloose and fancy-free

Jennie, 24. She/her. A Charlene who wishes she was a Julia. NC.

[blairwarner]

I had a crush on a woman once. I was 10. She was a strawberry blonde. That’s what my mom called her. She was the babysitter at a hotel we stayed at right before my dad went to Vietnam. She was beautiful. Strawberry blonde.

I used to be strawberry blonde too.

Boys on the Side dir. Herbert Ross (1995)

[izzyzangwill]

Academics keep writing books about criticism despite the clear fact that things are just good when i like them and bad when I dont

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

[carter-ko-deactivated20250613]

Shane snapped

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[tiocfaidharlulz]

[bisexualspongebob]

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[kiko-blu-deactivated20231028]

Soey Milk, from her collection “Pida” (”Flowering”)

2015

[ironicugly]

Class and sophistication

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

[accidentaltheme]

5 MOVIES THAT REPRESENT MY CHILDHOOD: #3- The Secret Garden [1993]

The spell was broken. My uncle learned to laugh, and I learned to cry. The secret garden is always open now. Open, and awake, and alive. If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. 

[wanderthewood]

Sissinghurst Castle Garden, Kent, England by Bob Radlinski

[questbedhead]

‘straight men are terrified of showing platonic affection for other men because they’re afraid people will assume they’re gay’ now i hope this doesn’t sound too harsh but maybe if straight dudes, as a group, hadn’t spent decades demonizing, demeaning, disenfranchising, criminalizing, pathologizing, brutalizing, vilifying, mocking, and murdering gay men at every opportunity maybe being mistaken for a queer wouldn’t be such a federal fucking issue

[questbedhead]

like i am sincerely sorry men can’t show affection for other men without fearing for their safety and social standing, but mayhaps instead of blaming fangirls on the internet we could try asking straight dudes to step up and address their blatant homophobia 

[darachbeo]

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them

recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people

keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to 

understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best

[sapphicvevo]

teaching teenagers safe sex but not encouraging them to engage or seek out dangerous sexual situations or sex with a partner who doesn’t care about them in an attempt to be ‘sexually liberated’ 

[southpawgrammar1995-deactivated]

one of the things that bothers me most about posts which imply (or outright state) that all men are inherently abusive, aside from the fact that it’s objectively untrue, is that it normalises and excuses abuse - if abusiveness is inseparable from maleness and masculinity, then abusive men aren’t really accountable for their actions, because by that logic they can’t help it. this also falsely implies that there is no alternative male behaviour, which is incredibly dangerous and absolutely contributes to victim blaming where the perpetrator was a man. men can be gentle! men can be loving! if you’re attracted to men, accept nothing less, and never place the blame on your own attraction to men if you are poorly treated rather than on the man in question for actively choosing to mistreat you.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the hoity toity town mayor*

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

millenial from the year 1010: the king’s court jester has fucking destroyed my sense of humour like i only laugh at this shit now *jingles stick puppet of the king’s face with bells attached and gets sentenced to death for mocking his majesty*